Life with this mega-maxi-super-quantum celebrity woman is constant pain. Yes my friends, Taylor Swift and her surrounding celebrity universe of fame, glory, paparazzi, pressure, fashion, luxury suites, football sweeties, planes, trains (?), chauffeur driven automobiles, and pain. Constant debilitating pain. Pain so intense that it causes the sufferer to remain, for the most part, motionless. The sufferer living in constant pain with Taylor Swift is her cat. Actually two cats, of three, that are of a rare breed called a Scottish fold. Ms. Swift has three cats that are Ms. Swift's family. Well, besides her football squeeze. The football squeeze is a Kansas City Chief tight end and the football guy owns two, or is it three, NFL championship rings. The team gets the Lombardi trophy. Irrelevant. Back to life in constant pain and Taylor Swift. The Scottish fold cats are a genetic mutation that brings a cat into conflict with existence and 'vida en constant dolor' becomes...