Sunday, March 31, 2024

Take That Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson!

The State of Arizona has made Pluto, the planet, the "official" planet of Arizona. Oh that is true that is ever so true. Now there certainly can be any number of issues raised about Arizona insanity and whether their insanity is because of the Arizona water, or lack thereof, mineral pollution, air pollution, population, Joe Arpaio, or simply on account of the Arizona sun frying people's brains. I lived in Arizona for a number of years and Arizona can be brutally and gaddanged HOT. However there is very little humidity so the extreme heat is at least tolerable. Back to the point of this here screed. The State of Arizona has taken a rather futuristic lead and introduced legislation in the Arizona Legislature, passed that legislation, sent the passed legislation to Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs and Ms. Hobbs signed that legislation into law and there you go. Arizona is now the soul owner and proprietor of our solar system's Planet Pluto. You might remember how the International Astronomical Union took a vote a few years back and reduced Pluto's designation as a planet to a "planetesimal" and that bullshit action precipitated a public outcry and much of the public outcry was directed at Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson, a rather noteworthy and distinguished astrophysicist, as Dr. Tyson voted to downgrade Pluto from the ranks of our Solar System's Planets. Bad Dr. Tyson .. bad BAD Dr. Tyson. Yes I sent a rather nasty email to Dr. Tyson to express my utter astonishment at such a cowardly action by the IAU. However the IAU will now be forced to reconsider their idiot and arrogant act as Pluto now has the backing of the State of Arizona and believe me, the Arizonans are armed to their teeth. That is no fooling around either. I've seen with mine very own eyes the guns, rifles, ammunitions of all manner and steel jacketed bulletry and the like. Well armed is phrasing the situation mildly. My point would be thus ... the IAU had better sit up and take notice. The State of Arizona has done what should have been done years ago by making Pluto the official Planet of Arizona. I'm not exactly certain where Arizona might need to file the official notice of Planetary Property Ownership. I suppose it really doesn't matter. Arizona is armed and ready to defend their claim on Pluto the ninth PLANET in our solar system. Now for easter and Sunday machine art.

orbital (this is not Pluto) -


zen -


symphonic -


serene -


jokar -


sci fi -


monstro -


fury -


hell hath no fury like a woman forced to step out without her makeup on ... 😏

Saturday, March 30, 2024

Teenage (?) Bitch Goddess

 One of pop's current "stars" would be a pouty young lady name of Billie Eilish. Eilish has taken it upon herself to be the "conscience" of the pop music crowd. Eilish came to fame in a some what mysterious fashion by way of one minute no Eilish and then all of a sudden, PRESTO!, Eilish explodes on to the pop music stage almost unannounced. I take a certain amount of pride in knowing that while Eilish may have earned her bones the old fashioned way (I would doubt that premise seriously), I found Eilish by mistake. Some online hype about her "gender issues and performance issues" and some other trite bullshit like that there. DISCLAIMER - I've never listened to any of the girl's music. Not my cup of cold swill. Anyway, Eilish is informing our world that "artists that turn out "vinyl variants" of the same record in order to drive sales, well, those artists are icky." According to Eilish. Turns out that Eilish does the exact same cranking out vinyl variants of an already released album. Evidently Eilish is wholly unaware of the hows and whys of the music recording business. Artists along with their producers, managers, agents, roadies, and all the ancillary vampire hangers on connected to "music" are only in it FOR THE MONEY! The business has always been like that and the business will continue to be like that for the foreseeable future. Evidently Eilish was under some sort of delusion about her current pursuit. Which of course would be being pouty, entitled, pampered, vain, intellectually retarded, and wholly insipid if not out right vapid. The last time our cultural wasteland encountered a dumb ass girlie of this magnitude was the Paris Hilton episodic saga and we all know how well that turned out. I give the Eilish girlie about another year maybe two years and then the hypocritical little snot will have vanished from the public eye and isn't that exactly how shit like that always turns out. Now for Saturday machine art sans ANY pouty and/or confused girls.

woods -


to be or -


lady mac -


promises -


maestro -


mayan -


neuro -


gummy -


I think the Eilish child will wander her confused little heinie into at least two suicide attempts, at least three overdoses, and finally a lengthy stay at the Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage, California. I think the Betty Ford is still open ... 😑



Friday, March 29, 2024

Sell Fee ... ???

 I tried my hand, and a camera, at making a "selfie." Nope t'was a cinematic failure of ugly proportions. I don't care for the way I look. My appearance is not how I think I should look. Never have cared for it, probably ain't not about to change now. Maybe and some while after I've cacked and split from this mortal coil, some unknown body digs this selfie out of the digital cemetery of long lost imaging, well, there's not much I'd have to say about things one way of some other way. Dead men tell no tales nor share nefarious selfies. No way and not about to happen. So there you go. Now for some Friday machine art and let us stop for a Good Friday moment to think about the horrors being experienced by Palestinians in their OWN land and having to endure the brutal ethnic cleansing and genocide being wrought by the goddamn Israelis. Israelis are certainly a freakish tribe of bloodthirsty warmongering assholes. No doubt ...

devalue -


le rasoir -


edge -


shine -


yorick -


desolate -


lazaria -


andean -


alas poor yorick, I knew him not. however I have his head or rather his skull. I found it at an elizabethan flea market and the skull only cost me two bucks. huzzah! 😎

Thursday, March 28, 2024

Who Do You Want To Be ...

 Current socio-cultural thinking would suggest that "who" one might care to be is not the same as being someone other than whom one actually is. What you see, you see, is all smoking tricks of light and therefore the entire premise of "being all you can be" is abject socio-economic bullshit. You see? It would seem that an inordinate number of humans aren't really happy with whom they are, what they may pretend to be, and an innate fear of being found as fraudulent and disingenuous at first glance. Or in the first place. As is apparent, most humans shy away from being seen as genuine so, much of our "cultural world" is ridiculous and wholly unnecessarily trite. Plasticene porters wear Ray-Bans, the botox set are curiously afraid of wrinkles and time lines leave those types in an absolute petrified condition. Well that's about all the time we have for today ... yeah, I've got nothing. How about some Thursday machine art and any gracious reader can read between the lines. 

visions softly creeping -


light -


speed of -


buloba -


time is up -


destiny awaits -


did you know that today is "maundy thursday" so get on out there and wash some  feet. you most certainly will want to chant the wholly and sacred chant ... "oh - wah - tah - goo - si - am" three times whilst scrubbing down those feets. 😎

Wednesday, March 27, 2024

January 6, 2021 ...

 3 years, 2 months, and twenty one days ago and all that sedition, coup d'état, treason, incitement to riot, assault, murder, vandalism, and goddamn ugly civil insurrection is still holding America hostage to trump. The screaming orange baboon has NOT been held to account for his villainy STILL. Seems almost apparent that the greasy bastard will not be held to account and not in this life. So kids, get on out there and do whatever the fuck you may care to do and don't worry. If you've enough cash and a judge or two in your pocket, you too can get off free and clear. Now for Wednesday machine art and maybe we could get Gronna McDummy to cue the camel. Gronna is ass out of her whizzy NBC sweet gig. Gosh is that about too bad or what ... HAH!!!

walrus -


gather -


shining -


requiem for a neurodeviant -


victim -


ocean's daughter -


time -


illuminati flies -


does it really matter IF the walrus was Paul? 😎

Tuesday, March 26, 2024

Time After Time

 America's grandiose orange baboon, trump, gets another reprieve by judges that oversee all the legal bullshit ex-president asshat has gotten himself into. Figures. So it is now more than fair to assert that there is NO justice in America except for mega-wealthy super rich fuckers and greasy and corrupt ex-presidents that are in every respect, ten hairs short of being baboons. That evolution in reverse scenario applies to trump. Jezus Kushner, the corrupt bastard isn't going to face any consequences for his sedition, treason, fraud, accessory to murder, rape, incest, beastiality, pedophilia, apostasy, and explosive flatulence. I wonder how much exactly, does it cost to buy a federal and/or state judge? Now for Tuesday machine art.

fallen -


flatland -


gravity -


g well -


polarity -


style -


grand -


cold -


I suppose it's now time to officially worry about America's "democratic republic" and Ben Franklin was right when he said, "we've given you a democratic republic IF you can keep it." what a sad end or would all this be karma dished out in spades? 😐

Monday, March 25, 2024

Eric The Retarded Says ...

 Eric Trump, son of o baboon, says the almost $500 million dollar fine levied against his old man (the orange baboon) is "unheard of and doesn't exist in America." Well shocking news for spawn of baboon, titanic fines are levied against losers of court cases and those fines are common in these our days of confused raging. You see, Eric the trump is one of those sadly inbred and wholly retarded scions of corporate/political incest and are rarely allowed out in public let alone making statements for his old man. I suppose America could feel ever so badly for trump and his idiot children (not a chance in hell) ... HOWEVER ... Eric should simply shut the fuck up and go back into hiding and forget about ever being seen, or heard, in public again. Ever. Now for Monday machine art and here's hoping the E. trump gets stuffed royally.

Gaza in horror relief -


carni -


papillon -


condition -


the hour -


tankerous -


psycho -


anguish -


trump has until 5:00 p.m. EDT today to cover his "non existent" fine to the State of New York. that will be 2:00 p.m. PDT and I'm watching this soap opera with keen fascination. 😏