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  Try and contact a Social Security Office anywhere in these United States of America and, good luck with that. You can't contact any Social Security Office and I think this is all by design. Social Security doesn't want to encourage the wee American folk into thinking that contacting a Social Security office is easy as pie. Not that pie is easy. IF one happens to attempt a contact by phone OR computer with Social Security, you can't and won't be able to. And to think that the American people pay for the Social Security bullshit. BASTARDS!!! Now for some machine art so's I can calm the fuck down. fusion - contempt - any time you think about government crap-o-la...think Franz Kafka. 😡

  You just had to know that Clarence 'Uncle Tom' Thomas' wife was an ardent trumper. The bitch tried to get Uncle Tom to declare Joe Biden's election to America's presidency as fraudulent and stolen. Uncle Tom is now in worlds of trouble over his judicial standing. Thomas is of course an asshole and has been just about his entire life. There goes an impartial Supreme Court. However, war on Ukraine continues and Will Smith has apologized to Chris Rock at least several thousand times. I'm of the opinion that Smith doesn't have to apologize for shit. So machine art is next. scorched - garden party - it's hump day so don't forget to hump. 🙏

I'm back. Took the better part of two weeks to get settled in the new digs. Runner slides into home and...safe! Seems that just about all I missed was the war on Ukraine and Will Smith putting a bitch slap on Chris Rock. I caught the replay that was on an endless television feedback loop, way to go Mr. Smith. Chris Rock has been begging for a solid bitch slap for a long time. Turns out that words indeed have consequences. So the wife, myself, and our dog have slipped the surly bonds of dictatorial bullshit and are now able to truly live free. Free of the religious intolerance that is Utah in all it's moronic glory. They be some really ignorant sheeple. Bye and bye y'alls and just so you know, we did NOT let the door hit us in the ass on the way south. Free at last, free at last, great desert gods ahmighty, free at last. I paraphrase of course. So while I get the works in progress for public presentation, here are some leftovers from back in the day.  sign to the road home...

  This day us the last on account of...we's outta here. So this will be my last post until we meet again. From down south. In the Mojave. Can't wait. We've managed over the years to have lived in just about all the deserts southwest. From the Chihuahuan Desert to the Mojave Desert. Great Basin Desert...check. Sonoran Desert...check. And finally the Mojave Desert. I do like me some desert living oh yeah. Here's some machine art that will be up for a while. Whilst we get moved. Did you know that Vlad the Putinski actually hates Beatles music? Well he does and THAT'S the reason old Putin is working genodice and other atrocities on Ukraine. You know on account of that one Beatles song 'Back In The USSR'. Putin is an asshole. facade - the Master once again - Russia is going to have to pay for everything they've broken in Ukraine. assholes!!! I forgot...it's 'Pi' Day. Have a slice of pie and calculate the numbers in 'Pi'. 👊

  So the big switch happened last night. Wait...really freaking early this morning? The switch to daylight savings time. I can't figure out how anyone thinks there's any "savings" involved here. There will be the same amount of daylight occur whether a clock is moved an hour forward or an hour backward. Sun comes up...the sun goes down...actual daylight remains the same. As our sun moves it's inclination from equinox to equinox, daylight lengths then recedes with the seasons. So moving a clock ahead or in reverse changes nothing in actual daylight shining on our precious Mother Earth. The entire 'daylight savings time' is ludicrous at best and goddamn annoying on general principles. Set clocks ahead or set clocks back BUT set the time and leave it alone. Screws my body clock up something fierce. Takes me about two weeks to readjust. Twice a year. Criminy, this bullshit needs to stop. So there's your daily dose of venting spleen and my personal favorite...

  Bomb me twice and...I should probably move. Funny thing though, I am. Moving. South bound to the desert. Any Ukrainians want to come along, come on then. There's room. Plenty of room. Not a lot of water but, at least the bombs aren't falling like rain. That's a plus...no? Fucking Rooskies anyway. So even if the International Criminal Court should find Russia and Vlad the Putin guilty of war crimes and crimes against Ukrainian humanity, how is justice gonna be applied? The fuck up Rooskies will NEVER extradict the Putin to the Netherlands. You see the International Criminal Court is housed in The Hague in Holland. You know, where the Dutch hangout. At best, the ICC would have to find the Putin guilty in absentia. Wishful thinking of course. Our world hasn't mustered balls enough to deal with the Rooskies to date so...don't hold your breath waiting for an administration of international justice. Well moving day is drawing nigh and won't be so very long now. Here...

  If one was to vomit freshly eaten spaghetti on a canvas, dry aforementioned puke, coat that puke in shellac, slap a ridiculous price tag on the mess, and then sell it as art...it will sell. Just about anything that might pass as "art" these days is trending heavily in New Gank City. That would be NYC. The artsy gallery folk are easily taken in and are for the most past, easily duped. Crap sells. Especially so in our mostly tasteless Amerika. So and in keeping with today's edition of cultural bullshit, here comes the machine art. It's trendy! spin that Van Gogh - build it - who would've thought that Ukraine would become our world's latest whipping boy. that privilege used to belong to the Palestinian people. probably and for the most part the notion still applies. to Palestinians. 😵

  The old clock is ticking away and we's closer today than we were yesterday. To moving. To the Mojave Desert. I must confess to getting excited about the move. Oh yeah and considering that the last few days have been like a reversion to January, well, sooner is definitely better than later. I'm sick of winter, snow, ice, cold, bitter cold, and dumb ass television weather talking heads. The weather readers know absolutely nothing about forecasting the weather. Wasn't like that back in the day. Where's Marky Eubank when you need him? Okay and now for today's machine art. mountain range in abstract - artsy oh yeah - one of the local media outlets has a weather lady that is on the stupid side of really freaking deficient. Mentally deficient. The woman's head rattles when she walks. However she can read almost in a literate manner. her only television quality is she has truly large bfeasts. yeah, I looked and was not impressed. I want the weather reports to be accur...

  Counting down the days until the 'last big move' to the Mojave Desert. Oh yeah. So if nuclear World War III gets a kickstart, well, we'll be a way out there and not anywhere near here and I see that as a good thing. I see the move as a good thing on general principles. Posts will be brief and mostly machine art. After all, art is a good thing. Especially during times of war. I'm of the considered opinion that ALL war is bullshit. Today's machine art. crawler - anarchy - to all my friends and lovers...I'm sorry for all the crap I've dished out over the years. 😢

  We's moving. To the Mojave Desert. So...no time for a screed. Awww, isn't that about too bad. Or not. On to today's machine art. There's always time for that. :} fish - L & H - soon I'll be offline for a while. dang it all. 😎

  Here's a bit of news from the 'oh shit' department...a box of human heads was stolen from a freight truck in Denver, Colorado sometime between Wednesday or Thursday of last week. The freight trucking company went unnamed. Gosh, why might that be. The heads were marked for medical research and the box containing the now missing heads was labeled "Exempt Human Specimen." What were the heads "exempt" from? The report does NOT say. Few if any details of alleged theft were released other than the freight trucking company went unnamed AND "it's unclear if the suspect was aware of what was inside the box." Really? No arrests have been made and investigators are "urging" anyone that happens on the box to "contact" Metro Denver PD at 720-913-7867. Anyone finding the stolen box might not want to open aforementioned box. Or maybe the Pandora in most of us can't resist the temptation. There is a $2,000.00 dollar reward for inf...

  It snowed. One last week left in winter 2021/2022 and it snows. Dang it all! We haven't had hardly a lick of snow and NOW it starts to snow? Boy if that ain't about some bullshit. Wet freezy dang sticky snow. In abundance too. So I had to break out the snowblower and brave the onslaught of a late winter storm. Dang it all anyway! However and all bitching aside, the snow is cleared and won't be too much longer and spring will blossom out all over the place and with the snow, at least the springy flowers will have wet earth to grow with. Oh yeah and next weekend is the start of daylight saving time. Oh yippee... and now let us move on from the icky shit and post up some machine art.  so there - Philo - I'm thinking we need to move to the desert. and guess what? we are. 😎

  The newest trend in demonizing rich Rooskies is to gank their yachts and upscale domiciles. You know, on account of the uber rich can afford toys of that nature. However, the uber rich Rooskies wouldn't be uber if it weren't for their connections to Vladdy the Putin. Ain't that the way these things always work. To get into the uber rich club one must first grease the wheels of political machinery. That's how that kind of shit works everywhere. The uber rich give to whomever is at the head of any government and in return the uber rich get to keep their mounds of ill gotten gains. Personally, I think that the uber rich should be eaten alive. Or burned while shackled and chained to a mound of currencies. That's just me mind you. I don't care for the greasy fuckers. So I suppose that if one were fluent speaking the Rooskie language, Cyrillic I do believe, well you'd be able to understand the incredibly rich Rooskies whining like those goofy dang dolls that nes...

  The FauxNews talking head and asshole supreme, that would be Tucky Carlson, is the only "journalist" allowed to report on all things Russian. Gosh and no shit? You see Tucky is absolutely infatuated with Putin. Sort of an eerily creepy manlove. Bromance? Yeah whatever. Tucky has been on the Russian payroil for quite some time now. Big surprise there boy. Tucky Carlson will get down on his knees and suck it for whomever offers him the big bucks. Well that would apply to anyone working at FauxNews. You see...FauxNews sucks in general. No homophobic or non-gender bias should apply here. Gender bias yes but, not non-gender bias. Whatever. So Mr. 'I'm with the Rooskies' Carlson will continue to vomit out bullshit for all our world to witness. That is IF you happen to watch ANYTHING FauxNews. Remember when Roger Ailes got caught sniffing Gretchen Carlson's panties? Well that's for the most part how FauxNews works. Scratch and sniff. Actual fact based news is i...

  Have you noticed how media concerns are posting the really violent images from Russia's assault on Ukraine? Oh yeah... bloodied children, weeping mothers covered in a child's blood, broken men, burning buildings, explosions, and special effects just for the viewers pleasure. So what if anything, does all the imaging do? Other than titillate and enrage. Damn Rooskies anyway. Bloody murderous barbarians and damn icky commies no doubt. Did you know that the rooskie army guys are raping Ukrainian women? Did you know that the rooskie army guys are eating Ukrainian children...raw? Did you know that war and all the ancillary bullshit is nothing more than that? Bullshit plain and simple. Of course its the rooskies working all this genocide and war crimes so blame Vlad the imperious Putin. You see Putin is the 21st century version of Rasputin and Rasputin was really and historically gull darn icky! Media concerns are always looking for the bright side of horror. I read a th...

  If it's raining atrocity and genocide in Ukraine, well, it must be Russian. talk about shooting fish in a barrel. Vlad the murderous Putin has shown his true face to our world and its a damn ugly portrait. Worse than 'The Picture Of Dorian Gray'. Both the book and the movie. So...where does our world go from here? I haven't a clue. I hope this current violent bullshit does NOT turn nuclear. Damn if'n that wouldn't just fuck up everyone's day. Oh yeah. Here it is a HumpDay and I'll proceed directly to the machine art. I'm not certain what more needs to be stated. Categorically of course. No, I didn't bother to watch President Biden's SOTU. I plugged into some Vivaldi and let the symphonies wash over me. GoDiver - owl no pussy cat - I'm thinking that the "civilized" nations are going to have to suck it up, step up, and confront the Rooskies militarily. Sadly, not much else will dissuade the Russians. 😟

  On account of, you know, that 'beware the ides of March' schtick. Something to do with Julius Caesar or some Shakespearean anti-hero like that there. Anti-hero? Protagonist? Agonist? Who cares? Yeah, maybe that last one. So spring is on the fast track for sometime in March and won't that be nice. March 20 of this here year. Tulips, daffodils, croci, and dandelions will be sprouting up they little flowery heads and dang, I can't but hardly wait. I do love me some springtime flowers. Well that and the springy weather. Oh yeah. Almost time to break out the Tevas and shorts and teeshirts. Well probably not shorts. It's been a long time since I had on a pair of shorts. Other than my boxers and I'll not be stepping out in public wearing boxers. I wouldn't want to create a scene with my really REALLY white guy legs. Okay so Vlad the Putin's war rages on, folks are dying, and that includes the godawful Rooskies, Amerikan republican'ts that are in actual fa...