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  el Jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is taking over Cuba. Yep. All by his lonesome. The trumpf-meister is walking across the 90 miles from Key West, Florida to Habana, Cuba on water. Yep. All the way wearing his water resistant sketchers and without the use of his cane that he carries ordinarily but 'we the people' never get to see him with it. According to trumpf, the Cuban people are hurting but "we're in talks with the Cubans so we'll have us a friendly takeover of Cuba" and won't that be simply grand for Cubans. Oh yes and by the way, Habana is the correct spelling and pronunciation for Habana. Americans have difficulty with es Spanish and have taken to using an American bastardization of Habana to Havana. Wrong and incorrectly wrong and just you ask any Cuban and that Cuban will set you straight. Trumpf gave no further details and it has been reported that Slippers Rubio Sec/State has been holding clandestine talks wit Raúl Guillermo Rodríguez Cas...

  A gang of Cuban/American mercenaries decided to take it upon themselves to invade Cuba and take down the Cuban government with the help/support of United States CIA, DeptWar, Uncle Adolf's band of brigands, and when these mercenaries were met by Cuban Coast Guard ... it was a shoot out just like back in them olden days. Well and except those mercenaries were to a merc shot dead in their speed boat or shot wounded and detained. By Cuba. Bummer for them no doubt. So here's what's known at present ... 10 mercs of Cuban heritage and living in Florida, big surprise there, 4 are dead and 6 are wounded and being held in Cuba on charges of terrorism and that bodes not so good for the alive mercs. The "speed boat" used by the armed mercenaries was of Florida registry and of course authorities in Florida were dumbfounded and lacking any credible answers or explanation as to what the fuck was/is going on. That sounds about right. Furthermore ... SecState 'slippers'...

  One hour 47 minutes of incessant blah blah blah with ancillary bullshit. SOTU over and done for 2026 and what the event put on display for the American people was the utter debased traveling shitshow that is trumpf regime. Trumpf howled, bawled, whined, lied, obfuscated, denounced, and in general continued his narcissistic psycho-babble about how truly "great" trumpf is. No fact mind you, just bluster and juvenile bravado one might expect from grade school boys out for recess. Trumpf's bullshit was immediately mocked by the "pundits" and protested by the party that is out of power AND the guest of Rep Ilhan Omar (D-MN) was arrested by Capitol Police for "demonstrating and refusing orders to sit down". Omar's guest is named Aliya Rahman, a U.S. citizen that had been previously arrested by ICE SS Gestapo in Minneapolis that forcibly removed her from her car and was brutally manhandled so badly she needed ER care for damages to her shoulders and arm...

  The State of our Idiocracy is ... idiotic. It really didn't take too very long to figure that out. Set the 'wayback machine Sherman" to late October 2024. The United States of America is hanging on by a slim thread as preparations for a presidential election are underway. States are geared up and poll workers are given last minute instructions and then ... and then ... Election Day 2024 and unbelievably ... trumpf claims a victory and Ms Kamala concedes. Sort of a limp dick finish to one ugly as ugly can be campaign 2024 and seemed to me that Ms Kamala gave up entirely too soon. There were to be NO recounts of ballots cast and so the United States of America was ever so easily turned into the United State of Idiocracy. Just like that and Americans have been paying dearly for that historically wrong fuck up since January 20, 2025. el Jefe trumpf is an idiot. All of trumpf's minions are idiots. The perverts of the House Un-American Activities Committee are resurrected ...

America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is so desparate to keep those Epstein Files under wraps, the dumb fuck is going to start a war on Iran. Or in the vocabulary of our cheesy chester Department of War .. them dang Rain e 'uns. Twas the War department's very own booze hound boss petey hog-swill that coined the phrase on hims very own. What a big boy no doubt. Anyway the really incriminating crap in the "E Files" is a hot button topic and now the Europeans have the entirety of those "Files" and the Euros have NO qualms about releasing the damnably ugly criminality that has been chronicled by those "Epstein Files." The release of evidentiary criminality has taken down a British royal and nothing of that sort has happened for several hundred years. No shit. The last Royal to catch the bitch was Charles I and that fool lost his head. Quite literally. Let's see here, a couple former ambassadors, an almost prime minister, some French guy that...

  The president's SS shot some poor sap that breached security at Mar-A-Largess, that would be trumpf's Mar-A-Largess except it's pronounced Mark O Largest, as the dummy "allegedly" was packing a shotgun. Questions were flying around Babylon On The Potomac concerning how some poor sap with a shotgun had breached security at the trumpf hole. Turns out and as the poor sap lay dying and with his last breath was heard to say that "he only wanted to get trumpf to autograph his 12 ga.". Bummer dude no doubt. Turns out again that the poor sap was a registered MAGA believer and so it goes. The maggots are having a hard time explaining their hypocritical stance on guns for them but none for anyone else. Yep real bummer. Evidently it's fairly easy to encroach on the golf links at Mac A Lardo and the actual key to easy entry to the compound is to carry golf clubs and the security details will simply smile and wave. Go figure. Anyway that's seems to be where...

  So the Supremes informed trumpf that his tariff nonsense was unconstitutional so ... trumpf turns around and announces more tariffs for the entire world and adjacent paranormal realities and this time those tariffs are 15% of something and that should teach those "antifa fueled Supremes a lesson or not ..." Dear trumpf: you are clearly fallen most recently out of the nut tree and you've fallen on your head ... you've suffered a traumatic concussion and you need to head straight for an ER that is connected to a major teaching hospital and then ask to see their senior most qualified psychiatrist and FOLLOW THAT DOCTOR'S ORDERS. I have to wonder if at some point the United States Congress, the House & the Senate, are planning to reclaim authorities already granted unto king pedofuhrer and act like Americans that have been dutifully ELECTED to Congress, the House & the Senate, and act like you're fully aware of trumpf's failing mental acuity and ther...