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  Dateline Wisconsin Somewhere Saturday September 28, 2024 and ... Trump was giving one of his patented histrionic rants in Wisconsin when he was assaulted by a fly and the Secret Service has no idea where this fly had came from. Trump was so shook up by the fly's intrusion on his rant that Trump addressed the fly directly and is quoted as saying, "oh there's that fly. I wonder where the fly came from? You see, two years ago I wouldn't have had a fly up here. You're changing rapidly. I can't take it any longer." Trump's handlers refused to answer any questions regarding what the hell Trump was on about. All the attending media people could say was, "that's not normal ..." And yes, even for Trump, that was certainly not normal. You see Trump was giving a speech about a hat. Yes, a hat. Trump's handlers refused to elaborate on what Trump's speech about a hat was meant to convey. Trump never finished his speech about a hat and everyo...

  More atrocious antics from America's current incarnation of 'republicans', this time out of North Carolina. The republican candidate running for governor of N.C. in this election cycle 2024, is a black man that bills himself as a "black nazi." I could not speculate as to why this loon would do a thing such as that, but, the guy is evidently proud of his statement. The guy's name is Mark Robinson and if you were merely looking at name association here, well, you might think the guy is just another white republican candidate that might not be as insane as oh say a J.D. Vance. Anyway, America's current black nazi candidate for governor of North Carolina set himself on fire at the 'Mayberry Truck Show' and the guy set himself on fire to the tune of having to be hospitalized. The black nazi's political handlers refused to release any details of how exactly Mr. Nazi set himself on fire. Mayberry, North Carolina you may or may not remember from back...

  Vlad the Putin has issued his "red line" warning to Europe and the United States that should any nation giving support to Ukraine in the form of long range missiles and should one of those "supplied missiles" strike Russian soil, well, Vlad will unleash nuclear horror ala nuclear holocaust on Europe and the United States and nuclear shit will hit ever last fan on or around Planet Earth and so it goes. "Nuclear red lines" are meant to scare the bejesus out of anyone concerned as well it should. I doubt that Putin is as unhinged as would be trump but ... these days you just never know. Trump is alleged to have enjoyed Russian hookers peeing on the guy and Vlad allegedly supplied those Russian hookers and watched trump enjoy his shower. I suppose that should indicate that trump is truly more unhinged than Putin. However all of that could be a clear cut case of sixes. You know, six of one then half a dozen of another. The U.S. and NATO  have already supplied...

  Did you know that white congressmen from Louisiana suck head? Well they most certainly do and they'll brag about it. One Louisiana congressman, Clay Higgins who is elected to represent Louisiana's 3rd congressional district and that just happens to be bayou country, seems to think it his responsibility to condemn Haitian immigrants living in Ohio for being Haitian and immigrants. Higgins likes to add color to his negative comments on Ohio's Haitian immigrants by insisting they, Haitian immigrants, like to eat neighborhood cats and dogs. Higgins seems to insist that talking smack that the man knows absolutely nothing about, wins him (Higgins) favor with trump disciples. So ... down on the Louisiana bayou the denizens and cracker-ass inbreds residing there enjoy eating crawfish and just about any other poor living critter that gets haplessly caught or shot and end up in a Louisiana kettle of the large variety and served up with red beans and rice. In particular, the slack j...

  Scientists have "discovered" our world's oldest cheese. Wow. Evidently Chinese embalmers were slapping cheese spread on Chinese mummies and then proceeding to entomb those mummies. I'm not certain if this was an aging process or a tale of using what was available on a stiff. According to those "scientists", the mummified cheese would be 3,500 years old. I guess that would be real 'aged' cheese and I am a bit curious how this loopy crap is news. Wow. In other parts of our world, a man gets arrested and charged for tossing a bomb into a Santa Maria, California courthouse. This little slice of violent insanity is recorded happening Wednesday. Hmmm, that would have been yesterday. Also more violent insanity happening in Tempe, Arizona on Monday last, the windows of the Democrat's Party headquarters in Tempe were shot out and this was the second time in just weeks. Hmmm, seems the inmates are getting hostile and goaded on by trump. Shit will get rea...

  The last Wednesday in September 2024 and there's war darn near everywhere. That's not news. Israel is targeting Lebanon and that's hardly news. Israel takes great pride in bombing helpless and defenseless people and the Israeli freaks commit crimes against humanity with impunity. In the more recent war updates, Iran is making arrangements to send Russian missiles to Houthi rebels in Yemen that have been about the business of making war on Saudi backed Yemenis and a more recent announcement that the Houthis are "at war with Israel." Houthi rebels are a thorn in the side of Saudi Arabia who insists that Houthis are "really icky" and therefore shouldn't be given implements of war. However, Houthis manage to acquire implements of war and ample supplies of those implements of war and now those "icky Houthis" will have Russian missiles and the United States is sending military personnel to Israel just because. Houthi FYI -  Houthi insurgency, a...

  Dateline Attleboro, Massachusetts ... North Attleboro, Massachusetts, a hotbed for rodeo action in Massachusetts, had a for real western style stampede with their rodeo as 8 rodeo bulls broke down the enclosure the bulls were being kept in and proceeded to rain bullshit all over North Attleboro with spectators cheering the bulls on and cheering first responders attempting to corral the escaped bulls. Quite the outside the rodeo spectacle. Upon the bulls breakout from their corral, the bulls "streaked into a parking lot and headed (herded?) towards the woods behind BJ's Restaurant and Brewhouse." The following timelines chronicle the tale of 'escaped bulls reign of terror on Attleboro' - On or about 4:30 p.m., six of the remaining bulls were found stuck behind a fence at a Prescott Street home in Attleboro. North Attleboro Fire and police first responders with a qualified team of rodeo hands safely corralled six of the bulls and were able to get the bulls into a ...