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  The son of Norway's "crown princess Mette-Marit" and the stepson of the actual heir to the Norwegian "crown" one prince of a guy named Crown Prince Harkonnen. I think that's close enough. I did not know that Norway was in need of royalty and being of Norwegian/Scottish extraction, I am firmly in the camp of 'NO KINGS!' Anyway the dumb ass son and stepson to Norwegian royalty is in some really deep shit with Norway PD on account of junior 'I'm entitled cause I'm royal', has been playing fast and loose with Norwegian women by way of rape and sexual predatory bullshit and several more counts of rape and junior is in deep. Really deep. He's been under suspicion since last August and that would be August 2024. You will of course remember 2024 and the horror tossed on America by the "re-election (?)" of trump. Mr. orange taco himself. Anyway the Norwegian royal sex addict has denied all charges of which there are "numer...

  Yes my friends, very soon you will no longer have to pick your nose. Not manually anyway. Nope. Coming soon to a medicine cabinet near you ... 'nose bots'. Teeny tiny "microbots" will be injected up your nose, directed magnetically into the areas of your schnoz where snot and those sticky dang boogers are born and after being heated to a snot/booger melting temperature, PRESTO, booger infestation is gone. Just like microbotic magic. Now and I suppose there are any number of questions as to how/why/what is the deal with nose bots. The entire notion seems unnecessary at best. All humans are born with ideal hands on implements for picking your nose. Fingers! Index fingers to be anatomically specific are perfect for, well you know, picking the nose. But no. As our humanity becomes increasingly dependent on techy stuff and devices are brought on line to eliminate having to use all those biomechanical implements people are born with, well why not. Somebody needs to provid...

The Supreme Court of the United States is handing el jefe taco another slice of our Constitution and even more of individual rights in America are now toast. As in burnt toast and not even close to edible. 'We the people' are faced with all three coequal branches of our federal government in hostile and open treason to our Constitution and our democratic republic America. Congress lays like a whipped dog doing not a goddamn thing to intercede with the unmaking of our America and does not a thing to hold el jefe taco to account. We are basically fucked. Vulgar yes and I readily admit that. We are living in vulgar times. Saturday machine art is up next. wins - lotto - agents - afield - angst - purge - lucian - aliann - so we drift into one long hot summer that will grow hotter by the day. meteorologically and politically. people will be slow to grasp what has taken place the last Friday in June 2025. when people finally wake up to the overthrow of our American way of life, thing...

  The Attorney General of these United States of America, that would be law school barbie bondi, has undertaken the daunting task of suing all sitting federal judges at present in the State of Maryland. An unprecedented legal stunt would be putting this bullshit mildly. I've never heard of a legal gesture the likes of bondi taking on federal judges and all federal judges in one state. For a point of perspective on bondi and her obsession with seeing one  Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, Salvadoran man LEGALLY living in Maryland, deported from our America. Mr. Garcia has NO convictions of any sort and why bondi thinks the guy needs to be deported has as yet to be explained in any sort of rational and/or legal esplaining manner. So Mr. Garcia's legal team has been squabbling with the trump/bondi regime about a - the illegal abduction of Garcia, b - Garcia's deportation to El Salvador and the El Salvador's  dank and torturous mega-maxi prison that the Salvadorans use for hold...

  Dementia j. trump is all the reason that's necessary to explain why it is America can't have anything nice. So we're just out of luck for now and with any luck at all, we won't have to wait too very much longer. With luck the crazy freak will stroke out, or fall out, or well you know, dementia is aging faster than most senior Americans so there is that. In the meanwhile, sit back and cook eggs on your sidewalk or dashboard of your vehicle or leave your kids in the car and cook them or you know, use the old imagination and experiment. Won't be much longer and our America will be celebrating 249 years worth of one day at a time. July 4 is coming on fast so kick back and commence blowing shit up. Dementia j. started already. Now for Thursday machine art. impact - caligula - anural - shore - sled - bare - watch - working - the image back up the post a click or so has bare feet ... yes bare feet in arctic conditions ... go figure ... 😏

  El precedente taco prattling large about taking out Iran's nuclear weapons sites is bullshit. More bullshit and dressed up formally bullshit. America's flyboys missed the "intended" targets and so it goes. Just another day in a deal making wheels spinning shitshow that is ... trump regime. Now we can't put blame on the flyboys as they can only bomb what was targeted and if taco's military braintrust can't come together with better intelligence than what was fed into Air Force targeting computers well ... some pretty dang pricey weaponry gets used for an air show and that's about it. More waste from el precedente taco and America should be getting used to the trump regime and waste. I mean taco and company have been at it for what five months now and ... yeah, well so it goes. Splendiferous political sideshow and not much else. That's exactly what taco has been at his entire public career. So splendiferous crap-o-la for another day and let's r...

  El Precedente Taco says "we've obliterated Iran's ability to make a nuclear weapon." So if you put trump psycho-babble along with all the other psycho-babble emanating from el taco, Iran is still in the running for being able to develop a nuclear weapon. U.S. military was quick to "quantify" trump's prattle about damage to Iran and their ability to develop. You know ... a nuke. Or as George W. Bush was so fond of saying ... "nukalar weapon." The tarumpster is trying ever so hard to one up George W. and between the two of them, all America can "quantify" is that Iran's nuclear weapons sites were bunker buster bombed. Translate the bullshit spilling from DoD and the actual nitty gritty is ... the U.S. didn't do much more than punch several really spiffy holes in Iranian desert strata. I suppose the critters that dwell in Iranian desert strata were amused at best and not much more than that. So in keeping with this bomb the Ira...