Smuggling Drugs Inside ... Fish?
So while our world is distracted by all the distractions washing hither and yon, the trumpfreich has been blasting those nefarious Colom-zuelan drug traffickers to tiny little bits and even tinier pieces of human flesh that not even the fish can find those tiny bits of long pork. Don't you just know them nasty drug traffickers keep on "trafficking" their bitter fruit and now the fuckers are hiding those "drugs" inside fish on account of nobody is gonna suspect fishermen of trafficking "drugs." While not much remains of trafficker boats OR any "drug" cargo, the U.S. military will keep on slaughtering those nasty fishermen with the drug loaded fish boats UNTIL there ain't not one of the nasty trafficker/fishermen boats loaded with fish and fish gut sushi left afloat. The U.S. military is targeting boats that are flying white flags of "surrender" while those fishermen actually fish and not traffic in any narcotic bullshit which h...