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  Yes my friends it is true. There's some weird shit occurring at America's grandest national park and that would be the Grand Canyon. The month of August 2024 has produced a dang bumper crop of dead people and there's no real valid answer to the question posed ... what's up at the Grand Canyon? The National Park Service has yet to provide an answer and so ... the stiffs are piling up and with the loss of water to the Grand Canyon, well, the lingering stench of decaying human flesh is growing annoyingly stinky. Seems that along with visitors to the Canyon being found dead, the potable water that comes to the Park in a pipeline is non compos mentis. There's no water for air conditioning and the dead body refrigerator that relies on water for cooling is kaput. You see, the National Park Service that runs the Grand Canyon can't use any water from the Colorado River that runs through the Park. No they can not. All water from the Colorado River is already committed e...

  How do two NASA astronauts that are currently stranded on the ISS make their way back to earth? Short answer would be ... they wait. They wait until 2025 and Elong Musk's SpaceX to finally get back on terra firma and head for home and probably never ever wanting to head back to space for a prolonged stay on any dang space station. The issue, and an ongoing issue for NASA, is the utter engineering disaster that is the Boeing 'Starliner' space capsule. Why NASA let this death trap fly astronauts into orbit is a question that haunts NASA like a blood splatter that can't be washed off one's hands following the act of committing astronauts to launch. NASA knew the 'Starliner' was an engineering flop and still allowed Boeing to attest their capsule's ready for launch. More than likely and the next session of Congress that shall commence January 2025, NASA brain trust guys and gals along with the Boeing corporate gangsters will be commanded to appear before a...

  The last 'big holiday' of summer 2024 is up day after tomorrow. Saturday marks the opening day for a whopper of a three day weekend. Labor Day and a holiday created for the working American will find just about all of working Americans ... working. Government will be closed, banks will be closed, postal system will be closed, but and however ... that's about it. About the only sporting event happening this Labor Day weekend is tennis' U.S. Open. Yawn and boring ... Back in the day, professional tennis was fun to watch. Jimmy Conners, John McEnroe, Bjorn Borg, Chrissy Evert, and Martina Navratilova gave us tennis worth watching. These days tennis is mostly boring and not worth a bother. That's just my opinion so ... don't get those knickers all tied up in a bunch. I can imagine that any number of folk will take Friday off and start up a four day holiday weekend. That would be those workers fortunate enough to not have to work on Monday. Oh well ... that is the ...

  Mark Suckerberg owner/operator of Meta/Facebook insists that the Biden administration "made them (meta/facebook) censor posts concerning the Covid-19 pandemic that began in March 2020" and Suckerberg makes the claim in August of 2024. You see and the real deal here, Meta/Facebook was allowing all manner of bullshit posts on the Facebook social thingy concerning the Covid-19 and therefore correcting the American public misconceptions about the pandemic became paramount. Why Suckerberg would allow false and misleading posts about a damnably dangerous pandemic is a question that the smarmy little prick refuses to answer to this day. Suckerberg is a natural weeny and just about the entire world knows it. Now for Wednesday machined artware. Someone please cue the camel. sigmundo - woman - sagrada - santuario - sacred - necro - red - kissy - suckerberg is homies with asshats like Bezos, Musk, the sailboat uber riche guy that drowned in his mega super yacht and isn't that real...

  According to a story printed in the 'New Republic' and dated August 26, 2024, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. while in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts, cut the head off of a dead whale that had beached it's dead ass on a Hyannis Port, Mass. beach, tied the whale head to the roof of the family minivan and proceeded back to the family domicile in Mount Kisco, New York. This little curiosity happened back in 2012. You see Kennedy Jr. cut the dead whale's head off with a chainsaw and according to 'The New Republic', Junior did shit like that all the time. So bottom line here would be Junior's truly weird fascination with collecting dead animals and bringing the carcasses back home to the obvious delight (?) of family and friends. That report adds credence to Junior's endorsing trump and the trump madness fits right in with Kennedy Junior's straight up freaking insanity and why the clown is now being legally disowned by the "official" Kennedy clan. The acco...

  Two NASA astronauts that went into space and headed for the ISS riding in the Boeing "Starliner" space capsule and are now trapped in space at the ISS AS the worthless billion dollar Boeing "Starliner" can't bring the Astronauts back to earth. NASA fears that the "Starliner" won't survive re-entry to earth and NASA isn't willing to risk another space age tragedy and fry two astronauts during re-entry process. By the way, ISS is acronym for International Space Station. Boeing was, once upon a time, a leader in aviation and space travel technology. These days Boeing is mired in scandal, congressional investigations, and shoddy manufacturing practice and after NASA has handed billions of taxpayer dollars to Boeing to craft a novel and functional space craft, Boeing's "Starliner" is docked at the ISS unable to return to earth safely. Bummer for the two trapped astronauts, outrageous corporate malfeasance by Boeing while under contra...

  I'm going to dive into the demise of the uber riche billionaire guy Mike Lynch that went down with his "mega super yacht Bayesian" off the coast of Sicily during a rather hellacious Mediterranean storm and the super yacht "Bayesian" went down with all hands on board. The 'super yacht' went down like a bathtub rubber ducky. Evidently the Lynch billionaire guy had so dang much money he could squander a king's ransom building his 'super yacht' and the story goes to show the world that a fool uber riche billionaire is easily parted from his billions and uber riche guy probably and in hindsight, should have never allowed his ego to get in the way of sound ship building. You see Lynch, the uber riche guy, had his super yacht Bayesian built with the tallest mast ever produced for a super yacht and that was the cause of the super yacht going down to the sea with all hands under the water. The ship's mast is/was  246 feet high and the dang boat ...