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Circle The Firing Squad

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Yes friends the republickens in congress are singing the blues and that singing has a distinctly trumpf rhythm to it. What remains of this current session of congress will be a tale of two or more losers and it does a body good to see the repercussions. Trumpf lost his chief of staff, one susy wiles, quit the regime and stated she was not about to be the whipping post for trumpf to piss on. Trumpf replaced wiles with stephy miller and things in the white trash house just went from bad to holy shit worse. Lawyer staffers at the DoJ are jumping ship like rats would bail off a sinking ship. Head of Civil Rights Division is gone. Prominent attorneys working various prosecutions for DoJ are leaving in droves and the DoJ is wobbling under the strains of being unable to recruit and retain qualified legal talent. AG Blanche DuBoys is gone into hiding hoping to avoid his own prosecution for illegal miscarriage of justice. The Supremes are planning on early retirements to avoid prosecut...
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It Was You Stupid!

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  America's sadly sorry excuse for a president insists that it was his (trumpf's) war on Iran that turned America sour on republickens. Well yeah that was merely a small very small portion in the determinations for why trumpf's agenda and republickens in general lost big on Tuesday's midterm elections. Lost really big to be quite specific here. There were any number of republickens lost their seats in government and if trumpf were to have been on any ballot anywhere in America he would now be a lame duck. Lame duck, google it. Trumpf is our pedofuhrer, convicted rapist, conman, liar, fraudulent fraudster, asshole du jour, insufferable little (?) prick, and he smells funny. That last description is a quote from Melania the first madam. So it was his war on Iran ... sure sure that was the reason. That would also be the reason he'll be charged by the International Criminal Court at The Hague. Jurisdiction for war crimes and crimes against humanity is exactly why ou...
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Gosh Did Not See That Coming ...

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  I didn't really expect much from the midterm elections results. I had hopes for a knockout punch for the republicant's and by golly it was a solid round house left hook that did the job nicely. Now we'll have to wait and see what comes around usually goes back round again ... HOWEVER ... the wait until January 3, 2027 will be interminable and there isn't much can be done about that. Current Speaker of the House, one Mikey "spineless weenie" Johnson came out and stated he's not gonna even play come the new congress and seeing as how the fucker dang near ruined the Office of Speaker, well, the little freak should commit ritual seppuku on the National Mall and pray to be forgiven all his sins and evil do'er behaviors as he, Johnson, was under the spell of trumpf. I could suppose that a confessional such as that might hold some water but not this time ... nothing short of a full evisceration will cleanse his bullshit from the national zeitgeist. So take ...
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It Came From The Zeptoverse

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  Yes my friends and just when you thought it was safe to go outside again comes the news ... the door to the "zeptoverse" has been found and scientists are now attempting to get someone/something on the other side of the "zeptoverse" door to open that door so the physicists can have a look see. Usually when there's news about particles and smashing hadrons and shit so gad dang tiny you'll not now nor just about ever be able to see what it is the scientists/physcists are all worked up about. So small as to be able to pass unnoticed for years and the better part of 40+ years to be almost precise. So the 411 rings up sort of like this ... physicists/scientists are smashing "particles" using some kind of atomic schmutz together inside the large hadron collider located at CERN near Geneva, Switzerland and Switzerland is in Europe. Our United States fiddled with the idea of building a large hadron collider dealy back in the day but cost conscious republ...
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It's Here It's Now

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  Or never as the case might present itself and today is Election Day the midterms are here. Get on up off'n that recliner and get to a voting place and vote. Vote like my life depended on it and it just might. You see I'm an old guy and our government seems hellbent on seeing me in the grave, sooner would be much better than later. Fuckers no doubt. I think well ... fuck that I'm in this for the long run and no one and not even me gets to know when that might be. Anyway with today bringing those much heralded midterm elections, maybe America might get a chance to hang our orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf out to dry. Like somewhere around Guantanamo Bay Camp Delta X-Ray or the 'Gitmo' as there are those that think 'gitmo' has a rather butch feel to the word so ... 'gitmo' it is. Be American and vote. Now for Tuesday Election Day machine art. pigs (how ironic) - pigs again (again how ironic) - pelican - cycle - retro p - there has been a hella...
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This Just In ...

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  Dementia J Trumpf has had a stroke and is in a coma or something quite 'coma-like' and there are few details being released at this time. However the same medical team that brought Mitch McConnell back from the edge of death are working feverishly to give some semblance of alive to trumpf. Pity that. Why go to all the work of preventing the natural part of a stroke from having it's full effect? America just might love to see trumpf dead or at the very least doing the just had a stroke shuffle with the appropriate amount of drool cascading down his rather chubby orange stained chin. The medical team has speculated that the orange tan-in-a-can may very well be the cause of trumpf's stroke like condition. C'est la vie no doubt. Now for celebratory Monday machine art. eye - dining - neumer - panel - finger - the above screed was wishful thinking on my part. of course I had to put my thinking into words that would pound out on my keyboard. I think this is still Amerika...
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Halloween ... Xmas?

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  The wife and I did our usual Saturday shopping gig at our local Walmart and just like that ... Halloween has turned to Xmas. All the Halloween stuff is gone and the gigantic skeleton that greeted anyone walking into Walmart was greeted by a Xmas tree loaded with "cozy comfy socks." Evidently cozy comfy socks will be a big hit for this year's xmas. Xmas trees are decorated and lights are blazing blinking and to what should my wondering eyes appear but an inflated Santa with Rudolf, not Maya, leading the inflatable procession. I think it might have been very cool to have an inflatable Maya Rudolph. All waving and saying hello to the Walmart customers not quite ready for xmas on Halloween. Personally I think Walmart is pushing the xmas stuff way too early but that's probably just me. I think ... So Halloween came and went even before the kiddies had a chance to hit their neighborhoods for some trick or treats. Loads of treats. I would if people are supposed to give out...
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