We Need More Winning ...

 The once and former crazy ass cat lady is gone from the trumpf regime and not a minute too soon. That would be krusty nome. Homeland Security has a new reichsfuhrer by name of markwayne something or other and the new guy is a stickler for nazism. markwayne whatever is from Oklahoma and I'm not certain what, if anything, his being from Oklahoma might do with totalitarian overreach. Once upon a time Oklahoma was legally and formally invented by act of Congress to be "Indian territory" so's all the ethnically cleansed Native Americans from the American 'southern states' could be corralled in one spot and fenced in like domestic cattle. Chattel? Either or, doesn't really matter except probably to the First Nation Americans that were uprooted and force marched to Oklahoma and expected to stay right there. Which worked all fine and dandy UNTIL oil was discovered in Oklahoma and just like that any and all agreements, treaties, agreements, and good faith were disavowed and Oklahoma was NO longer 'Indian territory'. Golly it's funny how that shit works ... So First Nation people were driven from homelands in America's southern coastal plain region, forced to walk to Oklahoma, then forced to just up and disappear after oil is discovered in the world of okie. Okie is a fun word set aside to describe locals that had educational challenges and/or were most likely inbred rednecks forced to migrate to California due to the notorious "dust bowl" of the early 1930's. Let's see here ... I had a point ... I think so ... oh right, the new sheriff at Homeland Security ... markwayne what's his name is a staunch trumpfer and evangenital christian nationalist ... read nazi or star spangled klanner and either term works nicely in association with the markwayne whatever. So all that means not very much as Homeland Security will still be rounding up immigrants legal or otherwise, deporting those immigrants after they've been properly tortured and victimized, then smiling large for media cameras that will be following the antics of ICE, Customs and Border Patrol, and of course our inquisitor-in-chief dementia j trumpf. It's okay to say that on account of trumpf not only hates immigrants legal or otherwise, trumpf hates everyone and especially women. That also explains trumpf's fear of people doing transition ... trumpf is deathly afraid of grabbing some unnamed women not knowing that woman is undergoing transition and still has a penis. Trumpf is more than likely a closet homosexual trying to over compensate by being all butch and bragging about how he can "grab woman by their pussies." Senador Lindsey falls into this type of category. Not relevant just some bullshit to add color to this here screed. Oh right ... the winning crapola ... trumpf is once again informing our world and anyone in close proximity to trumpf raving, that his war on Iran is won. Just not won enough. Whatever ... Now for Wednesday machine art and please anyone ... check on the camel ... we loves him and especially the camel's hump day performance.

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trumpf is not only a cancer on America, the creepy old freak is a cancer on the skin of our entire Planet Earth ... trumpf might not be able to grab Mother Earth by her pussy but, trumpf can most certainly upset the delicate balance between livability and horrifying dystopia ... what fun kids and be certain to keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times ... 😐

So ... They're Here Already?

 "They" are the aliens. Space aliens and they're here already and have been for a long time. The recent number of 'rocks' crashing from outer space into homes and backyards all over everywhere underscores the frequency with which our Earth gets invaded by "things" from way out there. Beyond the known boundaries of Mother Earth and elong musk. The muskrat gets tossed into the mix on account of his littering near earth orbit with his starlink crap or whatever in hell the musk calls his garbage being launched into orbit around our Earth. Seems to me that musk should have to apply for a permit or some dang shit like that prior to his polluting our atmosphere. Anyway, the real space aliens have been trying to contact someone ... anyone ... here on terra firma that will take those alien concerns under advisement and get musk to knock his trashy behaviors off for once. Of course this is musk under ridicule here and musk thinks he's above it all. It being of course any rules and/or regulations designed to compel musk to quit acting like a belligerent asshole and try to act like an almost but not quite human. So aliens have been in contact with the braintrust at the United Nations and politely asked whom might be in charge of space littering and the UN people threw up their hands in a discomforting manner and explained to the alien spokes being that there really wasn't much the U.N. could do as musk seems to live under assumed nationalities that he changes up with alarming frequency. The aliens left rather perplexed at the obvious confusion surrounding the United Nations. You see the aliens assumed that with the U.N. bearing the title of "United Nations" that meant the U.N. had some manner of control over asshats like musk. HOWEVER and seeing as how that is not the case the aliens have resorted to taking potshots at Planet Earth hoping to hit something, anything, that might be lucky enough to put musk out of the launch business for a wee while anyway. So next time you encounter some 'thing' crashing out of our close proximity heavens, be sure to duck and cover and hope the aliens targeting apparatus is getting more refined with some measure of accuracy and they are getting a bit better as the latest 'incident" had Houston, Texas square in their sights and that's dang close to where NASA and musk's space chex bullshit is located. Musk's got him a launch pad and all sorts of shit like that there. Anyway, the aliens are left with another miss is good as a mile and they'll more than likely keep at it until and when they can punch musk's launch ticket with a direct hit. The aliens did manage to hit a Houston resident's home so there is that ... closer ... closer ... Now for Tuesday machine art. 

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I thought it rather polite of the aliens to make inquiries prior to launching space balls at our planet. I found it rude that the u.n. couldn't do more than occupy space. earth space ... 😐

Insanity Bombs Away ...

 Well here we all are heading into the first full week of spring 2026 and hellzapoppin all over the place. Wars, rumors of wars, end times apocalypso, evangenital ecstasy is in full sway, and amerika's el jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf insists that IF the Iranians don't cease and desist from whatever it is trumpf imagines the Iranians are disrespecting him, trumpf, over/about/whatever ... well, trumpf is gonna unleash bombastic bullshit like the world has never not ever seen before. Trumpf's gonna bomb Kharg Island wholly disregarding the oil's importance to the Island's infrastructure and that will in turn, bring about the end of our world as we all know it. You see there will no longer be any oil flowing from anywhere and oh damn won't that be a bitch no doubt. You see and according to trumpf, Iran is the only supplier of oil to our world and that just about says it all. Well except for ... Venezuela pumps barrels and more barrels of oil and of course trumpf took Venezuela's oil under advisement and the trumpf family oil syndicate is in full control of that oil and its money. Thank you for your attention regarding this matter. Then of course Canada pumps beau coup oil shale oil and that's comes from Alberta or some Canadian province out in the way back wilds of western Canada. California pumps oil and has since the heady days of early Culver City. Britain pumps oil. Norway pumps oil. Hell just about every dang civilized civilization in our postmodern world of misery pumps oil so whatever the fuck trumpf is raving about is just that ... trumpf rave and so it goes. With trumpf bombing the bejesus out of Iran with every breath he can take, those plenteous weapons stockpiles that have been shipping armaments nonstop to Israel and Ukraine well, those highly worshipped and prized weapons stockpiles are being depleted faster than the Amerikan war machinery can crank out just to keep up with demand. Besides, bombing and strafing those nefarious illicit drug trafficking fishermen of Columbia and Venezuela uses up just more dang explosive tonnage than you can shake a stick at so ... watch out Iran here comes ... war crimes trumpf and he's aiming to kill more dang Iranian school girls than an Epstein trafficking cartel could violate in a lifetime or so. The insanity rolls maniacally along. Now for Monday machine art.

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once upon a time our world used to hold malignant war criminals to account ... evidently that became passe and more damn trouble than the process was worth ... pity 😐

Gonna Need A Straight Jacket

 Amerika's el commandante estupido trumpf pedofile lunatic that up and started a war on Iran for no god damn reason whatsoever ... well the yid's Netanyahu told estupido to join in on the fun of dropping bombs on innocent people ... so trumpf did exactly that. Problem being that estupido didn't bother to consider consequences and that's what is plaguing our pedofile president these days and the staggering genius that he is as now trumpf is now considering "winding down war on Iran." Yep. Just like that. And now that the global system of economics and oil futures is on the skids well, trumpf is gonna wind things down. Genius sheer genius in action. I really don't think anyone would care to spend anytime inside trumpf's head ... talk about 'pit and a pendulum' no doubt. I take some liberty with Poe's epic horror yarn 'The Pit and the Pendulum'. I doubt that E.A. would mind. That would be Edgar Allen Poe for those of a lesser reading understanding. I'm almost certain that as the sun rises on Babylon On Potomac tomorrow, trumpf will have changed his mind at least half a dozen times and offered rude and caustic remarks about real American heroes with focus and clarity of purpose wholly forgotten IF either virtue were anywhere in close proximity to trumpf. No need for any form of concern ... virtue and trumpf are unassociated with one another and have always been so. Trumpf is a schmuck and that about says it all. Now for Sunday machine art. 

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Awww ... Baby Is Cute ...

 A new and previously undiscovered species of small plant eating dinosaur has recently been discovered and golly ... the little dickens is cute. Cuddly small and easy to house train. Here's a picture of the youngster ... 

gosh the little guy is cute no doubt. The dino is a type of 'thesecelosaurid' a bipedal neorithischian indigenous to East Asia and North America. I thought I'd recognized junior from forays out into the Mojave on several occasions. Here I thought the coolest lizard I'd ever encountered was a desert iguana and that guy was a whopper. Not as large as a monitor lizard but pretty darn close. Monitor lizards have recently been discovered in Florida and I feel sort of bad for the monitors ... I mean Florida? Damn that has so got to suck ... Anyway now that we can all know about the 'thesecelosaured', we should probably thank the Koreans because that's where the discovery was made. Problem remains ... the Koreans ate the dang dinosaur and that slaps an ugly ending to our recount of the discovery. Bummer ... now for Saturday machine art.

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el jefe pedofuhrer trumpf as of right about now, has a full battalion of U.S. Marines in the Middle East. trumpf ordered the deployment this past week and it certainly looks as if it will be ground war Iran ... boots on the ground Iran is going to be one bloody nasty quagmire and trumpf really doesn't give a shit about that ... it's not trumpf going to be shot at or IED'd or standing next to an Iranian child that's been booby trapped and suckered into being a "martyr" for the 'great and powerful Muslim god" fellow Marines that may have been standing close to their comrade and the child slightly prior to the IED explosion will carry that trauma with them for the remainder of their lives. that bullshit is known as 'PTSD' ... ptsd is an acronym for 'sucker' ...😐

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 Not a thing to do with Spartans (numbers for any Spartan dealy is 300) or ... you know ... anything. Another off the books war and trumpf fell quickly into the pay as you go plan for an historically iffy war on Iran. el Jefe is demanding an extra off budget books $200 billion dollars because bombing the infrastructure features in Iran is proving a bit pricey.    It's just a privilege to watch trumpf's mind at work. Quite like Buckaroo Bush's war on Afghanistan, al Qaida, and Iraq, el jefe runs out of allocated budget monies for the Dept/War. Be sure to keep all extra budgetary requests off the books. That's so no one really knows where and how that money is used. Now that's typical trumpf, the king of kings bankruptcy action. Trumpf has access to so much money the fucker can just toss money on the floor and hope that money finds itself a good place to hide ... for a little while anyway. I think I'd like just 1% of $200 billion dollars as that's $2 billion dollars and I could live with that. Sorry ... a simple digress from anything relevant to this screed. Considering that the current national debt for the U.S. is $39 trillion dollars, well, $200 billion dollars is mere chicken feed. Trumpf has no intentions of ending his war for Israel. I find it more than curious that the actual driver of trump's mind mush presidency turns out to be Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu Israel's under indictment prime minister. Yep ... curious alright. You know back in the day and not so long ago, Netanyahu's first name was spelled out as 'Binyamin' and I've no idea why that form came to be socially unacceptable and that's probably some 'yid' appeasement. Oh well, $200 billion dollars and trumpf insists that $200 billion dollars for his war on Iran is "a small price to pay." The fuck it is ... I've a feeling that most of that $200 billion dollars will end up in the pockets of trumpf's monied "supporters." Now for Friday machine art. No cost there ...

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I believe the only way to get good feelings about trumpf's war on Iran is to read Tolstoy's 'War and Peace" ... what an interminable exercise in vocabulary abuse ... 😐

Time Then Time ... Out

 The World Baseball Classic is finished for 2026 and the winner is ... wait for it ...  Venezuela. Yep, Venezuela beat the U.S. and final score was ... 3 - 2. With Venezuela being 3 and the U.S. losers. In your face dementia j trumpf and you can suck it. The irony with this victory is strong for Venezuela. Having recently lost their nation's el jefe Nico Maduro to a rather ugly and highly illegal act of war by the U.S., well beating the United States in baseball comes with the sweet taste of yep and fuck you yanks! Or gringos or simply assholes. You see America is the owner, operator, inventor of baseball and so ... to get beaten by Venezuelans is a rather stinging slap across the old American smug face. Venezuela more than likely won't be getting their el jefe back anytime soon and I'd bet there are any number of Venezuelans that are dang happy about that. I'm under the impression that Maduro wasn't exactly an easy guy to get along with. Politically of course. That Maduro kept a rather serious number of Venezuelans locked up with due process being neatly ignored, well, can't really blame the Venezuelans for celebrating the bullshit pulled by trumpf. There really isn't much difference between the U.S. and Venezuela when it comes to locking up unpopular citizens. You know like people of color and those gad danged lefty democan'ts and anyone that's annoyed trumpf at any time during trumpf's miserable lifespan. Also there's the case in Texas where a jury of no neck fat ass republicunts found a group of protesters guilty of being ... quietly now ... shhhh ... antifa ... activists. I could imagine that lawyers will have a field day over this unconstitutional fuckup and that is as it should be. You see, antifa is shorthand for 'anti-fascist' and the Texas legal system being rooted squarely in the 14th or 15th century wholly did not choose to get up to speed on that little nugget of relevance. The Roberts Supreme Court will vacate the guilty finding with a quickness that will leave most Texans wondering how in hell a Texas jury could have missed the glaringly obvious. Of course that's Texas and there has always been something sorely wrong with Texas and Texans. Probably a good thing that Texas judge Roy Bean wasn't handling this miscarriage of justice or those protesters would still be doing the hung chicken dance. Left where the protesters were hung no doubt. Anyway and having digressed just a snidge ... good on Venezuela. Most if not a significant number of MLB players are from Venezuela and all points south of the Gulf of Mexico. Yep. Now for Thursday machine art.

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hardly a day goes by where some daft fool is made to feel ... belittled. amerika can be a damnably cruel place to live sometimes ... times like these our days under the pedofuhrer ...😐