Bitch Slap From Il Papa

 el Jefe had his ass handed to him by the Pope. Yep. Sticky pants vance had his ass handed back to him by the Pope. Yep. The Pope took both of America's delinquents-in-crime to the old papal woodshed and denounced then condemned the insanity of trumpf's bloody war for Israel. According to il Papa, "god ignores the prayers of leaders who wage war and have hands full of blood." That's a papal rebuke of the entire trumpf regime. The Pope also took petey hogshit to task for his profane "prayer" for "violence against enemies who deserved no mercy." The Pope made rather direct comments about the trumpf regime and insisted that the U.S./Israel war on Iran was "atrocious and jesus could not be used to justify war." Furthermore from his holiness ... "this is our god:jesus, king of peace, who rejects war, whom NO ONE can use to justify war... god does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them. Even though you make many prayers, I (god) will not listen: your hands are full of blood." Pope Leo pretty much made the case that the trumpf war on Iran for Israel is bullshit and there is no way the wholly mythical "god" would tolerate such murderous insanity from global leaders. So backhanded bitch slap for el jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf and then a resounding double bitch slap for sticky pants vance and vance had best watch his step as the Pope himself can excommunicate old sticky pants and wouldn't that shake up the catholic church in America. I'm firmly of the opinion that Pope Leo should excommunicate vance as the fuck is certainly not a very god catholic and the freak needs to get knocked down a peg or more for the simple reason that the fool is really ... really annoying. Bit of a dumb ass as well. So I can imagine that Palm Sunday mass at every catholic church in America was a rather tense and soul searching affair and the confessionals had lines stretching for miles out the confessional booth doors. Priests were busy busy ... busy. Hearing those confessions of "trumpf is NOT my president and I don't agree with a thing the heretic has to say about anything." Priest replied with a hearty "that shall require six hail Mary's and about double that with our lord's prayer." I'm making shit up there ... I haven't a clue what a priest might have to say after confession ... probably why I'm not a "priest." I'm not gonna get into that little chapter of my existential slug fest with god, his church, any church, and/or any 'christian' fucknut that hypocritically insists to offer "christ's love" while at the same time stabbing you in the back for having a down period in life with much wrecking of faith and study for the ministry. Yeah that is one ugly tale of grace lost and condemned man screaming about bullshit. Now for some Monday machine art and we start off the week with a launch of humans into space and around the moon hoping to screaming hell that this launch will NOT be another Challenger disaster. Launching on April Fools Day ... are you fucking serious ... ?

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if sticky pants actually went to mass on Palm Sunday, I'd bet it was a rather uncomfortable attendance and I'd also bet the freak did NOT frequent the confessional ... 😏

Revenant Trails

 If you happen to be into mountain bikes and/or rockhounding, have I got a place for you. If you venture north on old highway 91 starting north from Beaverdam, Arizona if you're paying attention, which can be difficult on this stretch of not much to see Mojave Desert, then you start up the grade just past the mule train marker ... well, keep driving north and when you get to the first passing lane northbound, after the passing lane ends keep a watch for the Revenant Trails sign. The sign is on the north side of highway 91. Anyway, hang a left turn onto the dirt road and drive up the hill a short ways and then you'll come to the split in the road and turn left at the sign marked by the skeleton on a mountain bike. There's another rather rugged looking 'Revenant' sign and keep driving, slowly, and past the first parking area to the big parking area and you've arrived at the 'Revenant Trails' parking. Nicely graded with plenty of room and 20 miles of groomed and worked on by BLM bike trails. Mountain bikes and horses are acceptable and the BLM has posted signs informing the adventurous what vehicles are and are not to be on the trails. The BLM has gone out of their way to make the 'Revenant Trails' mountain bike Mecca for the folks that do the mountain bike thing. There is also much quartz just about everywhere you look. Which is why the wife and I happened on to the 'Revenant Trails' site. We've driven past the spot dozens of times and really never bothered to see what was up the road. Well, not really a road as it's just old country dirt trail that's been graded once and that's it. The road is a bit rocky in spots but you can easily drive the family auto up the road without much difficulty whatsoever. The other day we ventured to the 'Revenant' for a morning of rockhounding and sharing the site with the bikers is quite neighborly. So word of mouth is spreading amongst the mountain bike aficionados and we found a number of bikers from as far away as Delaware. Yep, Delaware and I spent a moment or so with the biker guy that didn't really have a mountain bike. Nope. Guy was riding a unicycle dealy that was equipped with an electric motor and I was truly surprised at how versatile the gizmo was. Just one rather large and fatty tire and a board. I suppose the dealy is a uni-board. Guy riding the thing was good and was attired head to toe with ground preventive accouterment. If you take a header while riding the 'board' on a mountain bike trail, you'll want all the padding you can slap on your carcass. Anyway it was a pleasant morning and I got to share some rockhounding tips with the uni-board rider and guy has even rode past Joe Biden's house in Delaware. PS, the Biden home is heavily guarded by the Secret Service so being a looky-lou is not recommended. At the 'Revenant' there are varieties of rocks and minerals so if you like picking up the rocks for relocation, bring a bag, gloves, and plenty of water. Stay hydrated as this is the north eastern terminus of the Mojave Desert and there are plenty of bones of people and things that didn't believe the hydration recommend. I can imagine that in the mountain bike following the word is out about 'Revenant Trails' ... one top notch destination for mountain bikers, uni-board riders, rock hounds, and yep it's set up to accommodate horses and horse drivers. No gasoline vehicles are allowed and the site is posted. BLM has really gone out of their way to establish one truly fine off road haven. Old highway 91 northbound and old highway 91 is the actual site of the "old "Spanish Trail" made famous in books and movies. You can actually touch the same dirt that Father Escalante did way way back in the day. A rather off topic screed from moi but I felt the need to share this just about secret little paradise with the world at large and mountain bikers that may not be aware of one dang nicely fixed up bike site. Now for Sunday machine art.

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one last little detail that really needs a mention ... the 'Revenant' site is open range and ranchers let their cattle roam free so don't mind the cows and ESPECIALLY watch out where you step. cows don't bother with people very much they just sort of look at you, keep on grazing then, sashay up the west hill and poof just like that the cattle are gone. you'll more than likely meet up with one of the grazers next time you have a burger with fries ... 😏

Le Cirque du Chaos

 Yes kids it's on. A one ring comedy of fools du jour and holy spumoni I've never in my lifetime seen an American regime as fucked up as the trumpf presidential crime syndicate. The Nixon regime wasn't as stupid as the trumpf sorry ass lot of grifters, adulterous horn dogs, cigar cherishing Patels, which by the way, the manner in which Kash Patel is sniffing that cuban cigar you'd think the freak was planning on taking that cigar to bed. Sex with a cuban ... go figure. You see, Kash Patel head g-man over at the FBI had his 'bureau' personal cyber account hacked by Iranian hackers and the hackers splashed Patel's stupid shit all over the web. T'was a thing of cyber beauty no doubt. Evidently the Bureau's web protections aren't very effective. Patel is not exactly a photo op prize. So Kash Patel, head g-man @ FBI is this week's bozo of the month award winner and his prize is a barrel filled with mockery and hilarity at his expense. What a moron. Anyway, turns out that Iran is a harder fish to trumpf fry and isn't America's demented old fuck just about a global laughing stock. Not a country anywhere on Planet Earth isn't joyously celebrating the crash and burning demise of trumpf regime 2026. This just in from the DoW, that's to read department of war. Sec/War Hogshit is praying to the 'god of war' to bless the fingers that rest on those triggers of the drone kill 'em switches and bless their aiming software so's those really pricey Iranian killers will hit and kill even more Iranian school girls and miscellaneous Iranian civilians. That regime horror was recorded live and as it happened at some evangenital christian brownshirt gala and what an ugly display of lickspittle overkill that was. Marco 'polo' Rubiola, Sec/State, is over in Europe trying to plead with the Euros to give the trumpf war on Iran support so's the world doesn't think the Americans are in the war alone. Which by the way is exactly the case and it's being reported that Rubiola isn't making any headway with the Euros. Might have helped his, Rubiola's, case had trumpf not been insulting the diplo-shit out of the Euros and so it goes. By the way and according to the Treasury, the U.S. is now insolvent. Now for some Saturday machine art.

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where we live in the Mojave Desert, gasoline is just about too god damn pricey to fuel up your vehicle. I have to wonder how it is for the folk driving those enormous land yachts, to fill up the family behemoth and use up the 2026 christmas fortune. on the plus side of all this national chaos ... you don't see too many of those maga bumper stickers ... I wonder why that might be ... 😏

Melania & Her Humanoid Sex Toy

 Yes kids you read that right. Worst Lady Melania Trumpf introduced her new humanoid sex toy at an 'official' White House soiree and gathering that hopes to help school children learn robotics and sciencey stuff like that there. I'm assuming here that there will be NO enticement to school children and sex toys. HOWEVER the worst lady gets frequent mention in those notorious "Epstein Files" so it is entirely possible that trumpf's showcasing of humanoid sex toys is to include children. I'm thinking the bullshit such as that just might qualify for a DoJ investigation but that would have to have fallen on times when AG Bondi wasn't at the controls of DoJ. In addition, a humanoid sex toy is quite likely really freaking pricey. I mean pricey like only the mega-wealthy billionaires can afford. That manner of pricey. Hell the worst lady has a $60 million dollar slush fund set up for the cow by the Amazon's Bozo owner/operator. Yep, ms trumpf could certainly afford a sex toy like the humanoid she introduced at the White House. I have to wonder if that $60 million dollar largesse from the Bozo is considered taxable income ... possibly not, this is one of the trumpf family crime syndicate being shredded here so ... no worries eh ... ? Oh drats I almost forgot the photo of melania and her new toy ... 

So the humanoid has a built in compartment for it's rather select array of implements for the sexual gratification deal AND the noid has been fully programmed with all the chapters and verses of the Kama Sutra so the noid is all set to give the trumpf a run for her ample supply of funds. I'm thinking that there might not be any need to have a look see at the lifestyles of the uber wealthy and politically connected. Connected to a sex toy ... that is. Fucking creepy shit there boy ... Now for Friday machine art. 

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so if and when the worst lady is set for stepping up to the big leagues ... there's Gort that famously bad ass robot from 'the day the earth stood still' ... great movie ... the first one from back in the day and the remake with keanu ... oh yeah first rate and gets two thumbs up for each ... so that makes four thumbs up ... 😏

Pay Walls & Censorship

 With much blah blah bravado about our Bill of Rights and the First Amendment being flung around, America really has NO free press. Let's get to the nitty gritty ... "Congress shall make NO law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people to peaceably assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." That's it kids. America's first and foremost "freedom" which was once considered sacrosanct and holy. Not so much these days and that most certainly is a pity. My point and today's bitch is about the part of our First Amendment that deals with "freedom of speech and the press (read media)". Once upon a time America had all manner of speechy news venues and tabloids where you could find actual and for genuinely real truth. Today we don't have anything close to that. What we have these days is mostly pasteurized pablum and paid for opinion that is hardly recognizable as truth. Billionaire freakish assholes, oh say like Jeff Bozo, Elong Mushk, and Disney. Yep even America's favorite elitist mouse is in the business of pasteurized journalism. Disney owns the ABC dealy and ESPN and more dang cable outlets than you can count on one hand. Disney is not the only player in the media market but they are certainly sizable. With all the consolidation of journalist media into very few hands, 'we the people' are cheated and mostly having to either believe the bullshit that passes as 'USA Today' or try finding actual news on the web. Good luck with that. On the web you are met with paywalls. From just about every dang media venue that is alive and begging for readership today. Toggle up a once fabled news venue and you'll more than likely be met with a "pony up or get lost" prompt that blocks one from even having a close look at what may be offered to a paid reader on any given day. Or not given ... doesn't matter. This all is the direct result of greed and a Supreme Court that has given our Constitution a resounding 'fuck off and die' sort of farewell. Paywalls are more than annoying ... paywalls are an affront to a free and "equal (?)" people and there's little doubt about that. IF you happen to be one of the wealthy American elite, well, you can have your pick of whatever media venue happens to stroke your fur. If you are NOT one of those ... well ... you are a not so proud member of the ass out segment of America's populace and while the elites will hound you to death insisting why they 'deserve' your vote come election time ... that is the end of any interest our overlords might have regarding their interest in you. I bring that up as the tie-in to another part of our First Amendment. "Congress shall ...  the right of the people to peacefully assemble and to petition the government for a redress of grievances." I'm fairly certain we've all seen our "government" reacting to peaceful assembly in which government will unleash the goon squads to harass and intimidate those peacefully assembling to put the politicos on notice. And how is any American supposed to petition our government for a redress of grievances? Call orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf at the White House? Good luck with that. I've tried that fools errand and the White House may have someone answer the White House phones but that is the end of it. Voice mail maybe ... Contact your state's senator? Contact your representative in Congress? In either case, you'll be more than welcome to donate to their "cause", what the fuck ever that might be, but actually talk to your patrician? Nope ... that ain't about to happen ... ever. So while trying to catch up on some relevant news and news that may in fact be vitally important to ones daily existence, you'll go broke forking over to acquire a way around or through those god damned paywalls and that's the fact Jack. So and in conclusion to today's screed ... it's time for Thursday machine art.

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disclaimer - the second image posted is depiction of a bombing/drone strike ... the carnage is real and palpable ... just a reminder ... 😐

We Need More Winning ...

 The once and former crazy ass cat lady is gone from the trumpf regime and not a minute too soon. That would be krusty nome. Homeland Security has a new reichsfuhrer by name of markwayne something or other and the new guy is a stickler for nazism. markwayne whatever is from Oklahoma and I'm not certain what, if anything, his being from Oklahoma might do with totalitarian overreach. Once upon a time Oklahoma was legally and formally invented by act of Congress to be "Indian territory" so's all the ethnically cleansed Native Americans from the American 'southern states' could be corralled in one spot and fenced in like domestic cattle. Chattel? Either or, doesn't really matter except probably to the First Nation Americans that were uprooted and force marched to Oklahoma and expected to stay right there. Which worked all fine and dandy UNTIL oil was discovered in Oklahoma and just like that any and all agreements, treaties, agreements, and good faith were disavowed and Oklahoma was NO longer 'Indian territory'. Golly it's funny how that shit works ... So First Nation people were driven from homelands in America's southern coastal plain region, forced to walk to Oklahoma, then forced to just up and disappear after oil is discovered in the world of okie. Okie is a fun word set aside to describe locals that had educational challenges and/or were most likely inbred rednecks forced to migrate to California due to the notorious "dust bowl" of the early 1930's. Let's see here ... I had a point ... I think so ... oh right, the new sheriff at Homeland Security ... markwayne what's his name is a staunch trumpfer and evangenital christian nationalist ... read nazi or star spangled klanner and either term works nicely in association with the markwayne whatever. So all that means not very much as Homeland Security will still be rounding up immigrants legal or otherwise, deporting those immigrants after they've been properly tortured and victimized, then smiling large for media cameras that will be following the antics of ICE, Customs and Border Patrol, and of course our inquisitor-in-chief dementia j trumpf. It's okay to say that on account of trumpf not only hates immigrants legal or otherwise, trumpf hates everyone and especially women. That also explains trumpf's fear of people doing transition ... trumpf is deathly afraid of grabbing some unnamed women not knowing that woman is undergoing transition and still has a penis. Trumpf is more than likely a closet homosexual trying to over compensate by being all butch and bragging about how he can "grab woman by their pussies." Senador Lindsey falls into this type of category. Not relevant just some bullshit to add color to this here screed. Oh right ... the winning crapola ... trumpf is once again informing our world and anyone in close proximity to trumpf raving, that his war on Iran is won. Just not won enough. Whatever ... Now for Wednesday machine art and please anyone ... check on the camel ... we loves him and especially the camel's hump day performance.

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trumpf is not only a cancer on America, the creepy old freak is a cancer on the skin of our entire Planet Earth ... trumpf might not be able to grab Mother Earth by her pussy but, trumpf can most certainly upset the delicate balance between livability and horrifying dystopia ... what fun kids and be certain to keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times ... 😐

So ... They're Here Already?

 "They" are the aliens. Space aliens and they're here already and have been for a long time. The recent number of 'rocks' crashing from outer space into homes and backyards all over everywhere underscores the frequency with which our Earth gets invaded by "things" from way out there. Beyond the known boundaries of Mother Earth and elong musk. The muskrat gets tossed into the mix on account of his littering near earth orbit with his starlink crap or whatever in hell the musk calls his garbage being launched into orbit around our Earth. Seems to me that musk should have to apply for a permit or some dang shit like that prior to his polluting our atmosphere. Anyway, the real space aliens have been trying to contact someone ... anyone ... here on terra firma that will take those alien concerns under advisement and get musk to knock his trashy behaviors off for once. Of course this is musk under ridicule here and musk thinks he's above it all. It being of course any rules and/or regulations designed to compel musk to quit acting like a belligerent asshole and try to act like an almost but not quite human. So aliens have been in contact with the braintrust at the United Nations and politely asked whom might be in charge of space littering and the UN people threw up their hands in a discomforting manner and explained to the alien spokes being that there really wasn't much the U.N. could do as musk seems to live under assumed nationalities that he changes up with alarming frequency. The aliens left rather perplexed at the obvious confusion surrounding the United Nations. You see the aliens assumed that with the U.N. bearing the title of "United Nations" that meant the U.N. had some manner of control over asshats like musk. HOWEVER and seeing as how that is not the case the aliens have resorted to taking potshots at Planet Earth hoping to hit something, anything, that might be lucky enough to put musk out of the launch business for a wee while anyway. So next time you encounter some 'thing' crashing out of our close proximity heavens, be sure to duck and cover and hope the aliens targeting apparatus is getting more refined with some measure of accuracy and they are getting a bit better as the latest 'incident" had Houston, Texas square in their sights and that's dang close to where NASA and musk's space chex bullshit is located. Musk's got him a launch pad and all sorts of shit like that there. Anyway, the aliens are left with another miss is good as a mile and they'll more than likely keep at it until and when they can punch musk's launch ticket with a direct hit. The aliens did manage to hit a Houston resident's home so there is that ... closer ... closer ... Now for Tuesday machine art. 

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I thought it rather polite of the aliens to make inquiries prior to launching space balls at our planet. I found it rude that the u.n. couldn't do more than occupy space. earth space ... 😐