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  Ladies and gentlemen we have ... ummm ... nope maybe tomorrow. Tomorrow Iran time or tomorrow Babylon D.C. time ? ... there has been no confirmation for the what, why, where, are you serious, nor will there be any indications of whatever on account of ... this is trumpf regime and they ain't not gotta inform anyone about squat. Another Iran peace deal. Maybe ... or ... whatever. On an unrelated note, the trumpf regime is playing cutesy with a federal judge's order to remove trumpf's name off the Kennedy Center For Performing Arts and according to judge's order trumpf's name was to be completely removed from the Kennedy Center by 5:30 p.m. EDT on Friday the 12th of June and of course the trumpf regime hadn't done shit prior to the 5:30 deadline and no one has yet to be held to account for that little tweak of a federal judge's order. Fucking trumpf regime seems to feel that American law, federal and/or state, does not apply to them. Wouldn't it be nice ...

  After of years of hype, hypotheses, pseudo-theoretical bullshit, almost meaningful theories, some incredulous speculations by "real brainiac types," and any dang rank amateur that might happen to suggest otherwise, that'd be me of course, the answer to what those ominously spooky black holes in space ARE ... wait for it ... wait for it ... wait ... wait ... PRESTO and here is the  answer everyone's been waiting for ... black holes are hurricanes in space. Yep. That wasn't all that hard now ... was it. I'm including at NO extra cost to you the reader ... an authentic space hurricane in action somewhere way way the fuck out there ...  you can see and fairly obvious is the eye of the space hurricane, the swirling arms of space hurricane devastation, AND the space hurricane even mimics an earthly hurricane by churning counterclockwise. I'm sure that earth hurricanes are mimicking space hurricanes and since no one can really discount my findings, well, .....

  Check that as ... no he's not gonna kill somebody. At least not yet. Deer Leader adolf pedofuhrer trumpf has called off his "imminent destruction of Iran" and our world can breath a sigh of relief for now. Shoot ... just when I figured deer leader was a gonna go kill him some Iranians and he sure as shit said so yesterday and that was yesterday and the day before yesterday and the day before ... But now and a wonder of wonders and a miracle of miracles ... never mind what el jefe said yesterday and the day before yesterday and the day before ... Amerika's crazy as all get out our very own pedofuhrer trumpf has changed his mind once again and wouldn't it be interesting to sit on the sidelines inside the mind of el jefe and watch his back and forth ping pong game of what manner of crazy shit can he come up with next. One thing is for certain, whatever crazy bullshit we're in for today will be even more crazy than the last insane shit we've come to expect f...

  It's time to concede ... failure. It's okay to fail. Should one never try then one might never know the sting resulting from failure. Failure can set one on a different path that leads to success or some crap like that there. Failure is not an option ... hooey, failure is always an option. Might not be an intended goal but failure is always right there waiting for just the right moment to spring into action or inaction as a case may require. So of course failure is always an option. Embrace the failure ... learn from that failure ... then move on for hell sakes there's no need to dwell on the subject. Now for Thursday machine art. Oh yes and all the pending ceasefires are called off and it's back to all out warfare wherever you might care to look. Almost leaves any American wondering what the fuck is wrong with dementia j trumpf ... dealing - azteca - wonders - gather - went - uprise - norma - cure - amerika has become a nation of failure ... just have a hard look at ...

The U.S. Agriculture Secretary, one Brooke Robbins, rebuked a Texas Agriculture Secretary, one Sid 'greasy' Miller, for informing Texas cattle ranchers to ignore the newly named screwworm plague because if the news breaks about screwworms in Texas beef cattle, well, the cost to ranchers and the State of Texas would be astronomical. Astronomical is a really big word rarely used by Texas agriculture commissioners and ranchers that stands in for their usual "bullsheet" response. Anyway Secretary Robbins seemed just a snidge pissy with her Texas counterpart and informed old 'greasy' that his stance was really "not helping" and furthering a growing panic regarding Texas cattle, beef cattle, cattle all together which got a cheer from the vegans, and of course Oprah Winfrey on account of her dust up with the Texas beef people that happened some years back. On the upside of all this cattle bullshit, AG Sec Robbins stated, while in Texas, that the Department ...

  Our world is on fire. Wild fire burning across cities, towns, nations, continents, and people stand around and watch. Shocking? Possibly but given the brain dead if not comatose posture of journalism outlets and any number of social media sites, brain dead is more than a little spot on. The president of these United States is out of his god damn mind and that's not just being snarky. The fool is psychiatrically unhinged and growing worse by the day. I'm not about to get into a rehash of all the "antics" highlighted by trumpf. Congress is dead. Dead in the water and sinking faster than the Titanic after the ship was captained into an iceberg. There were of course survivors but not so many. The Speaker of the House, one Mikey mike Johnson, is the single worst offender out of about 435 possible candidates for asshole milquetoast vermin of the century designation. As for the Supreme Court of these United States, well, there has never been a more corrupt, politically ind...