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  Orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is hosting a MMA gladiatorial blood fest at the White House. Yep. Trumpf had to teardown the east wing of our White House to allow the bruisers to implant all the necessary rigging and miscellaneous bullshit required so's there can be an audience of folk that prefer their blood lust be satiated live and up close. You see, the American White House belongs to the American people, not to trumpf or congress or the supremes or dana white that runs the UFC whatever in hell the 'UFC' might be an acronym for. Maybe ufc stands for ultimate fuck case ... I don't really know nor do I care. However this stunt is being staged on the White House south lawn and not where trumpf tore down the east wing. I may have misled. It is possible. Sometimes I'll exaggerate a snidge, read as lying, but I will tell you if I'm posting a bullshit ... you will of course have to ask me. So there for all our world to see a presidential clown performance live and...

  So while our world is distracted by all the distractions washing hither and yon, the trumpfreich has been blasting those nefarious Colom-zuelan drug traffickers to tiny little bits and even tinier pieces of human flesh that not even the fish can find those tiny bits of long pork. Don't you just know them nasty drug traffickers keep on "trafficking" their bitter fruit and now the fuckers are hiding those "drugs" inside fish on account of nobody is gonna suspect fishermen of trafficking "drugs." While not much remains of trafficker boats OR any "drug" cargo, the U.S. military will keep on slaughtering those nasty fishermen with the drug loaded fish boats UNTIL there ain't not one of the nasty trafficker/fishermen boats loaded with fish and fish gut sushi left afloat. The U.S. military is targeting boats that are flying white flags of "surrender" while those fishermen actually fish and not traffic in any narcotic bullshit which h...

  So el jefe planned on throwing a big deal 250th anniversary 4th of July celebration and all the "talent" that had been lined up for the trumpf soiree pulled out and gave quite specific reasons for bailing out of this "national fair." The contingent of booked (?) talent have all declined any participation and they all sighted America's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf as the reason for not wanting any part of the 'planned' crap-on-a-crisp celebratory exercise in hypocrisy. Gosh and go figure. So trumpf is pitching an extra large man-fit and can't for the life of him figure out why the "losers" don't want to play nice with el jefe. Our fucknut president still can't figure out that most of America at this stage in our political evolution, can't stand the sight of the pedophile so he's blaming anyone close at hand for not playing nice. You can't play nice with trumpf and no one ever has. There are any number of Americans tha...

  The official title of trumpf's ICE camp is "Auschwitz-Birkenau Concentration & Extermination/Deportation Camp Delaney Hall Newark, New Jersey West. Dang that is certainly a mouthful. This little slice of hellish trumpf paradise is just one of innumerable death/deportation camps that the trumpf/homan ICE gestapo have installed in and all around our United States of /SwastikAmerika. Trumpf's dissatisfaction with migrants and immigrants from just about anywhere on Planet Earth is a bit of a puzzle. Trumpf's entire cabinet is made up of immigrants and migrants and any number of the trumpfkins are married to undocumented immigrants/migrants as is the orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf. Trumpf is married to the melania bitch and she is, sure as hell, an undocumented alien immigrant/migrant that came to this land on a plan devised by the trumpf himself. Yep. Illegal and a really icky bitch at that. Curious that the bezos billionaire fucknut would gift the stupid cow with $6...

  There's a new "ceasefire agreement" between Iran and the United States except ... there really isn't a new "ceasefire agreement" until orange adolf pedofuhrfer trumpf signs off the ceasefire ... so, what the fuck ... the real bottomline with this "agreement" would be trumpf waiting on an okie-dokie from the war criminal Netanyahu. All of this Iran war criminality is at the command of Israel's Netanyahu. Bibi yanks trumpf's strings and our sadly demented pedofuhrer does as he is commanded to do. What the fuck Friday ... no doubt. I had an appointment today where I found out about the demise of one of our world's true gentle man. A for real giant of a bear and as gentle as you simply had to feel to believe. The man contracted a stage 4 case of the terminal crud and that was that. Needless to say the news gave me a punch to the gut and I'll be processing that news and all the hardly important nor relevant news for some days yet. Why ...

  el Jefe trumpf held a "cabinet meeting" on Wednesday and all the little minions and gofers were in dutiful attendance. There was Sleepy Eye himself and hogshit and reodoso and dancer and prancer and queen of sheila and mopey, dopey, and squawk. A fabulous time was guaranteed for those in attendance as they all got to watch trumpf fade in and out of coherent consciousness and el jefe informed his cabinet that he was planning to drop a nuclear weapon on Venezuela. Yep on Venezuela. Maybe el jefe was thinking about dropping a nuke on Jerusalem and for a brief moment allowed his thinking on the matter get the better of him but with trumpf ... you simply can never tell. Our president is in full blown out in the open Alzheimer's and every one of his minions and gofers knows this as to do most Americans. But with Congress in an unrecoverable coma and the supremes out to lunch with their favorite billionaires, well, there isn't anyone with the authority to yank our pedofuhr...