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  This just in to the skulzwerks newsroom, the trumpf regime has announced the single most bizarre renaming stunt our renamer-in-chief has ordered to date. The Chesapeake Bay will be renamed the 'Osama bin Laden Take That NYC Inland Waterway and Ground Banks Estuary'. Screwy I admit. So here's the 411 ... the September 11, 2001 25th anniversary is coming up very soon and with this being another anniversary year for our America, trumpf was planning on giving a speech at the "official" ceremonies except ... the 9/11/01 Memorial Committee does NOT allow speeches at any official ceremonies that might be held and that has applied to every American President since the days of Buckaroo Bush who owns the single grievous cause of 9/11/01. That is correct AND old G.W. is a living war criminal that has never been held to account for his war crimes. Abu Ghraib prison is evidence enough to have sent old Buckaroo to The Hague for a war crimes tribunal but ... no that did...

  I knew a young man name of Ted and, Ted had this peculiar tab on the back of his head. Ted insisted he'd had the tab since the day he was born but, there were some that wouldn't believe Ted's insistence. Those in the non believing camp maintain there was no way Ted could be carrying memories from his birth to his present day. Anyway many of Ted's friends thought they should examine Ted's tab on the back of his head and Ted being amenable to the notion, Ted's friends gathered round and took a good hard look at the back of Ted's head. Magnifying glasses at the ready and the 'examination' began. After much looking and grabbing of the magnifying glass to get a real up close look at Ted's tab, Ted's friends and Ted arrived at some simple conclusions. One, the tab on the back of Ted's head did indeed look as though the tab had been on the back of Ted's head from his birth. Second, there was an arrow on the tab on the back of Ted's hea...

  Monday August 31, 2026 ... I got to see my very first desert tortoise on Monday and dang ... that was the very first time ever being able to see a live desert tortoise. Little dude was crossing a road through a golf course, which there are a number of golf courses where I live in the Mojave, and I've been traipsing the Mojave Desert for a very long time. You see the desert tortoise is a very shy critter and prefers to remain out of sight for reasons that are known to a desert tortoise. Especially for one crossing a road through a golf course. A golf course makes for almost perfect environmental conditions for a desert tortoise. Grass and water and the occasional golf ball so all things considered, tortoise paradise. Then there was a road runner crossing the same road and it was almost like one very special gift from the desert djinn. The djinn will do that on very rare occasions and I suppose the wife and I simply lucked out. I've seen desert big horn sheep, I've seen des...

  Tomorrow tomorrow September bursts out tomorrow ... September is only a day away ... just like that. And since September begins on Tuesday, well, Labor Day will be next Monday and that's how it usually works. But with our idiot president renaming shit and starting wars he can't figure out how to manage and his usually petty invectives at media giants talking heads ... you simply can't tell from day to day who or what el jefe is going to go nuts over and threaten, with punishment, some sorry fool that incurred the trumpf wrath. Criminy he is one petty and juvenile asshole. So an NBC talking head was doing an interview with rumpled trumpfskin and the woman asked his irritated presence what he might think about recent polling and that was all the trigger necessary. El jefe went nuts, promised to sic the FCC on her, the reporter, NBC the woman's boss, and every last polling concern located anywhere on Planet Earth. The lawyers are going to make a killing with this one. Se...

  So Says America's orange adolf pedofuihrer donorrhea trumpf. Oil was the real and actual reason why trumpf sent his military goons (special forces) into Venezuela to capture and kidnap Venezuelan President Maduro so trumpf and the U.S. could seize Venezuelan oil reserves, which are substantial, and fatten the wallets of U.S. oil magnates and the trumpf family. Certainly leaves the U.S. looking, all matter of fact, like colonialist thieves, stealing all that rightfully belongs to Venezuela. This is another in a long, very long, tale of snatch and grab America playing all manner of butch to kidnap, kill, main, steal, and then pretend all the bullshit was done for "god, guns, and glory be to the Amerikan manifest destiny." Maduro it turns out was simply an excuse for trumpf and his colonialist pirate compadres to illegally storm Venezuela and rape the Venezuelan people of their oil and oil reserves so American oil mongers can increase their already vulgar and obscene ...

  Yes friends the NFL 2026/2027 preseason is over. About the first Thursday after Labor Day and the real deal will commence. So get your gambling money set aside and you won't have to hold out for much longer. In other interesting news, the twenty fifth anniversary of 09/11/2001 is almost here and orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf WILL NOT be in attendance in any form or matter. The reason being ... wait for it ... New York City 9/11/01 memorial does not allow ANY political speeches at ceremonies for the 9/11/01 disaster and trumpf can't come to grips with being denied so he'll pitch a fit, stay away, and pull some manner of petulant bullshit to make sure his name gets thrown in the mix somewhere. Trumpf is one sleazy windbag and simply can not leave well enough alone. Trumpf insists he will have his personal attorney over at DoJ, that would be the asshat name of Blanche and yes that is the boner's surname. Blanche is all you might ever want in the form of an ...