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Sleepy Trumpf

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  America's el jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf fell asleep on live television this Thursday last. During a whiz bang cabinet praise dear leader event that airs from time to time and I'm fairly certain trumpf's nappies are not scripted. So there standing behind our trumpf are some of the cabinet minions or simply some poor schmoes that happened to be in the White House at the time AND el jefe is seated on his Oval Office throne asleep. Dozing soundly and drooling out the right side of his mouth and then trumpf gets startled back to consciousness (?) and meeting continues or doesn't continue or whatever. No one pays any attention to the highly managed staged photo op except for the sleeping part. Trumpf likes to refer to ex-President Joe Biden as "sleepy Joe." Pot kettle black you decrepit old buffoon. Secretary of State, one Marcos Rubiola insists, "I've never seen our president falling asleep ... " Now we all know that rubiola pays no attenti...

Bulldoze Liberty ... ?

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  The Department of Justice (?) insisted in federal appeals court on Friday that trumpf has the right to bulldoze the Statue of Liberty. Just like that. Of course the judge, judges?, the arguments were given in federal appeals courtroom and there was a noticeable gasp in the room as the DoJ gofer made the statement. Golly, I have to wonder why that might be ... So and according to DoJ, trumpf can tear down, make changes to, move, remove, paint in garish colors, and allow melania to sunbath naked on the White House lawn and no one can say more than squat about his pedofuhrer's need to splatter the trumpf name all over just about everything in Babylon D.C. and there you go. 'We the people go'? I'm fairly certain that should the trumpfreich attempt to bulldoze the Statue of Liberty, that will be the absolute last straw and civil war is on. For a very good reason. Trumpf being the treasonous, seditious, pedophile, sociopathic buffoon, and an all around really fucking asshol...

Friday Freak Show

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  El Jefe the orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is planning to add a "promenade" to the Lincoln Memorial. Evidently and the way trumpf sees things, he's making Babylon better than all the rest. I'm of the opinion Babylon is fine the way it is. Or was .. Whatever ... the fucknut is all about remaking Babylon D.C. and forget the remainder of America which is sorely underfunded when it comes to infrastructure. You know like roads and bridges and railroad track systems that aren't coming apart so trains derail and water ways with clean water and air that isn't fouled with coal pollutants and golly, you can just about pick one infrastructure need and all the others sort of fall in line like a game of dominoes. But and you see, our pedofuhrer's got a lot on his plate. What with his undeclared war on Iran and migrants and immigrants and naturalized American citizens and the butcher like gutting of America's Constitution, with the full support of our Supreme Cour...

Arc de UFC ... ?

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  Orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf plans on leaving the UFC rigging exactly where it's being erected on White House grounds. el Jefe is turning sacred ground into a god damned freak show replete with freaks, fools, and other miscreants as yet to be named. Trumpf is calling this mess his "arc de ufc" so there is that. Just when you think the trumpfster won't do anything more stupid than the last stupid thing he did, well, trumpf goes and tops the stupid with even more stupider bullshit than thought possible. Congress continues to sit on the sidelines with their hands out waiting for more special interest money to magically appear on our Congress' doorstep. The Supremes are busy sidelining Black Americans right to vote by changing up congressional districting in various states wanting to get right back in to Jim Crow and rewrite the bloody history of America's Civil War. Chief Justice John 'ganker' Roberts has been quoted as saying, "the niggros don...

How Long, Exactly, Is Forever ...

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I read an article on Tuesday that started out claiming that Iran is in a "forever war" with the U.S.. Alrighty then ... forever? So "forever" might indicate an infinite span of time that has no actual end. Golly if that doesn't sound existentially deep, well, I could not tell you what might. Then there's this ... because 'forever' is an endless stretch of time, no numerical limit can ever be placed on it. Of course there's also the annoying whiney ass shit spouted by someone's lack of vocabulary. "It's taking forever for our pizza to arrive." Nonsensical gibberish no doubt. Pizza delivery hardly amounts to more than nada in our grand scheme of all things. Just about every little minute (pronounced - 'mi-noot') detail is wrapped tightly up in time. Time spent. Time wasted. No time at all. What time is it. Standard response to that query is "time to buy a watch." So any measure of time depends on usage and who or...

Slug Fest Trumpfreich Shinola

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  Orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is hosting a MMA gladiatorial blood fest at the White House. Yep. Trumpf had to teardown the east wing of our White House to allow the bruisers to implant all the necessary rigging and miscellaneous bullshit required so's there can be an audience of folk that prefer their blood lust be satiated live and up close. You see, the American White House belongs to the American people, not to trumpf or congress or the supremes or dana white that runs the UFC whatever in hell the 'UFC' might be an acronym for. Maybe ufc stands for ultimate fuck case ... I don't really know nor do I care. However this stunt is being staged on the White House south lawn and not where trumpf tore down the east wing. I may have misled. It is possible. Sometimes I'll exaggerate a snidge, read as lying, but I will tell you if I'm posting a bullshit ... you will of course have to ask me. So there for all our world to see a presidential clown performance live and...

Smuggling Drugs Inside ... Fish?

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  So while our world is distracted by all the distractions washing hither and yon, the trumpfreich has been blasting those nefarious Colom-zuelan drug traffickers to tiny little bits and even tinier pieces of human flesh that not even the fish can find those tiny bits of long pork. Don't you just know them nasty drug traffickers keep on "trafficking" their bitter fruit and now the fuckers are hiding those "drugs" inside fish on account of nobody is gonna suspect fishermen of trafficking "drugs." While not much remains of trafficker boats OR any "drug" cargo, the U.S. military will keep on slaughtering those nasty fishermen with the drug loaded fish boats UNTIL there ain't not one of the nasty trafficker/fishermen boats loaded with fish and fish gut sushi left afloat. The U.S. military is targeting boats that are flying white flags of "surrender" while those fishermen actually fish and not traffic in any narcotic bullshit which h...