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  America's orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf gave away America's stores of armaments, missiles and other shit that kills upon contact, to Israel. So now el jefe can't continue his war on Iran. Aw poor baby ... leaves America staggeringly vulnerable and Israel keeps on killing with impunity Palestinians and Lebanese with an occasional foray into Iran. Netanyahu doesn't want donorrhea feeling left out. So trumpf was planning a land invasion of Iran ... now he can't because the soldiers ain't not gots no bullets. Dang don't you just hate it when that happens ... all set to go with a balls to the walls invasion and then ... and then ... nope can't do it. Gots no bullets or backup for the guys and gals what do all the real killing up close and personal. You see the bombers got nothing to drop on those icky dang Iranian school girls and all the drone pilots are way the fuck out here in the Mojave where it's clock in at 07:00 then clock out at 17:30...

  The Los Angeles Baseball Dodgers, winners of two back-to-back World Series, attended a command performance at America's White Trash House so's they could give a 2025 World Series ring to king pedofuhrer donorrhea ttumpf. I used to be a fan of the Dodgers and I admit that was quite a few years back. Well, that's all over now. Why in hell would the World Series champion Los Angeles Dodgers give a World Series ring to donorrhea? There is so much wrong with that stunt and certainly puts an entirely new spin on gifting America's presidents. As I understand the standing law concerning gifts to American presidents, they don't get to keep shit like that. However this is dementia j donorrhea at issue here and the whiny fuck will most certainly figure the ring is his to keep. Sort of like that 747 jumbo jet gifted his donorrhea by the government of Qatar. That's Qatar and not guitar. Deer leader will most certainly try and keep that jumbo jet when he's finally kicke...

As a public health warning ... do NOT eat kale from anywhere in America that kale may have been grown. Especially if grown in North Carolina ... Vivian may have spiked the kale to get back at her ex-husband. Chances are more than even that any kale is packing cyclosporiasis as could lettuce and green onions. There are warnings about explosive diarrhea and you really REALLY don't want none of that. So give up those green leafy vegetables for the present anyway. bullo - jockey - chupa - winkle - conical - whether - runner - I tried kale ... once ... I never tried kale again and now there's a dang good reason to leave kale where it lies in the produce section of your local grocery. 😐

Friday July 24, 2026 ... it's been 179 years since the mormons invaded the Great Salt Lake Valley. Yep, them's my people. I am through no fault of my own, a direct descendant of the mormon pioneers that were escaping ethnic cleansing by our United States government and local populations of straight up anti-mormon sentiment leading to violence and the deaths of mormon leader Joseph Smith and his brother Hyrum along with several other leaders that were lucky to escape alive. June 1844 Carthage, Illinois and it occurred to Brother Brigham that it might be time to pack up the faithful and beat feets to parts outside of the U.S. at the time. Brigham felt that being outside the jurisdiction of the United States and in an isolated and mostly unpopulated Great Basin could be ideal for his followers to sink roots and as any Vulcan might tell you ... "live long and prosper." Which of course the mormons did. No to the question I can hear from all the way out here in the Mojave, ...

  Orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf the donorrhea of America seems to be enjoying killing Iranians. I find that a rather distasteful trait in an American president. I find it more than curious that old donorrhea was "elected" to be America's president. Not much can be done about any of that now. So another braindead slaughter of a nation that doesn't quite have the military equipment as does the U.S.. That doesn't seem to bother the Iranians too much and that spells trouble for orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea. Now some Thursday machine art. Been a very long day. Wednesday was very long to be quite specific. helium - lifts - debait - speaks - I find it more than troubling that donorrhea's war on Iran was the result of prodding from Netanyahu the Israeli war criminal ... that is patently unAmerican ... 😐

  King Donorrhea says war with Iran is back on. The only question I have is when was his bullshit war with Iran ever really on ceasefire? ... short answer would be, it wasn't. I do hope there might be one lone adult in the room of federal governance that could inform our orange adolf the pedofuhrer trumpf that he needs to call it quits with Iran. Evidently donorrhea didn't get the memo concerning war with Middle Eastern countries and straight up ignored America's recent history of a failed quagmire in Afghanistan. That ridiculously unnecessary dustup took twenty years to get the fuck out of so ... donorrhea is planning on committing America to an even longer slog in Iran? You'd think that America would be tired of all this war in the Middle East bullshit and stop taking the prodding of Israel and let the yids tend to their own dirt work. Israel will have to ease up on Palestinians ... the yids have managed to kill just about all of Palestine and so it goes....