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  Dementia J Trumpf has had a stroke and is in a coma or something quite 'coma-like' and there are few details being released at this time. However the same medical team that brought Mitch McConnell back from the edge of death are working feverishly to give some semblance of alive to trumpf. Pity that. Why go to all the work of preventing the natural part of a stroke from having it's full effect? America just might love to see trumpf dead or at the very least doing the just had a stroke shuffle with the appropriate amount of drool cascading down his rather chubby orange stained chin. The medical team has speculated that the orange tan-in-a-can may very well be the cause of trumpf's stroke like condition. C'est la vie no doubt. Now for celebratory Monday machine art. eye - dining - neumer - panel - finger - the above screed was wishful thinking on my part. of course I had to put my thinking into words that would pound out on my keyboard. I think this is still Amerika...

  The wife and I did our usual Saturday shopping gig at our local Walmart and just like that ... Halloween has turned to Xmas. All the Halloween stuff is gone and the gigantic skeleton that greeted anyone walking into Walmart was greeted by a Xmas tree loaded with "cozy comfy socks." Evidently cozy comfy socks will be a big hit for this year's xmas. Xmas trees are decorated and lights are blazing blinking and to what should my wondering eyes appear but an inflated Santa with Rudolf, not Maya, leading the inflatable procession. I think it might have been very cool to have an inflatable Maya Rudolph. All waving and saying hello to the Walmart customers not quite ready for xmas on Halloween. Personally I think Walmart is pushing the xmas stuff way too early but that's probably just me. I think ... So Halloween came and went even before the kiddies had a chance to hit their neighborhoods for some trick or treats. Loads of treats. I would if people are supposed to give out...

I received an article from Scientific American on Friday afternoon that I found most interesting. Scientific American has been around for a very long time and is the go to source for things scientific with authority. Anyway I follow SciAm with some frequency and have for quite some time. A noted astronomer, one Phil Plait, has authored up an article about the scary things in space. First off, there are more things in space to be afraid of than aliens that are hell bent on enslaving the population of Planet Earth. Or simply reducing Planet Earth to cosmic schmutz. Or some fantasy disaster created in the mind of a Ray Bradbury type. Plait writes about what is real and that makes all the difference in the world. Or close enough for the screeds I tend to pound out on the old keyboard. There are giants of a solar kind in our universe that are immensely giant on a scale that regular Joes will have trouble comprehending. These giants are called Wolf-Rayet stars and their size is cosmically gi...

  It has been quite sometime since I championed a baseball team in the World Series. This year's World Series has been different. Very different. Two teams from not so metro-large media markets pulled into the World Series having defeated the big name big ticket teams including the ever wondrous New York Yankees, Los Angeles Dodgers, Boston Red Sox, Chicago's either or, Atlanta, Texas Screw Worm Parasites, and of course those ever so inimitable Giants of San Francisco. I find that the lame stream media for those ever so lucrative big ticket teams to be just a shade insulting and their bias is worn like a badge of some bullshit or some other bullshit ... doesn't matter. This year 2026 has brought us change ... real change and it's about damn time. The same teams year in year out and blah blah blah. Not this year and congratulations are in order for the Milwaukee Brewers as they took the Tampa Bay Rays 4 games to 1 and there you go. Milwaukee's first World Series almo...

  Yes I'm being grandiose. There will be no Keith Olbermann anywhere near today's screed. That being said and mere days until Election Tuesday Midterms Day and Neu-Merika's orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf is freaking out on the stump for republicans wherever. Derr Pedofuhrer was in Alaska shrieking loudly enough for the bears and moose to politely ask herr schmuck to "quiet down." Evidently trumpf can smell the ominous day of karma raising up and preparing for midterm sacrilege. According to trumpf, a vote for any democrat is an affront to gawd ahmighty and the mooselim guy in Michigan is a "threat to Neu-Merikan security ... " so speaketh the king of speaking the bullshit. If el jefe is opposed to Abdul El-Sayed running for Senate, well, that's about all I'd need to vote for the mooselim guy. Somewhere along the line and after 9/11/01 it became trendy to diss on Muslims of every stripe, nationality, color, distinction, and because Bush ...

  Living in Babylon On Potomac ... formerly Washington, D.C. ... must be some fun no doubt. Residents of Babylon have government crawling all around them all the time and residents of Babylon On Potomac must really appreciate not having congress creepers hanging around the town and fucking up just about everything. You see Babylon On Potomac is NOT a regular style city. No it is not. Babylon On Potomac is a "federal city" and capital city of our United States of Neu-merika. I've been making changes to all manner of geographic dealies since before orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf made his illegal and treasonous appearance on our national stage. If that ridiculous meat sack can wily nilly rename the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario and of course his ill fated attempt at renaming the Atlantic Ocean, I can do the same only much much better than our presidential festering boil of a human. If any reader has ever seen a festering boil, well, you know exactly what I'm ...