What The World Needs Now
What our world needs now is an excommunication. Yep a good old fashioned inquisition fueled excommunication of ... wait for it ... JD Vance. Good old sticky pants vance needs to feel the divine intercession of Pope Leo. Chicago style stick an ice pick in vance's heart. I mean there might be more Catholics other than sticky pants deserving of a Papal boot but none come to mind as quickly as vance. Vance is the poster boy for the smarmy greasy switchy religious zealot that everyone should hold in complete contempt. So on a simple vote from those in the know, vance is voted as most likely to be deserving of being forcefully removed from the Roman Catholic Church. By way of disclaimer here ... I am not Catholic. I am not going to be Catholic not now not ever. However ... I feel that I'm standing on some fairly transubstantiated grounds here advocating for vance to get publicly rebuked and shown the Catholic door by way of excommunication. Besides an action by the ...