Clock On The Wall Says ... Cuckoo

 el Jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf says, and rather emphatically, "we've won the war on Iran ... we just haven't won enough ..." alrighty then. Trumpf's statement was submitted to a panel of professional and degreed psychiatrists for their educated review and the panel of high profile shrinks indicated, unanimously, that trumpf IS insane. I suppose we all knew that but with an "official" pronouncement by really qualified shrinks, it sort of makes the matter undeniable. Just the other day I bought one of those beefy lotto tickets and it stated categorically that I'd won. So about halfway down the ticket in smaller print it stated "just haven't won enough." Well that sucks I thought to myself as there wasn't anyone around anyway and then at the very bottom of the ticket and in really tiny print, so tiny in fact I had to get a magnifying glass to read the dang thing, so it read ... "sucker!" Damn that not only sucks, that just so figures. So I did win theoretically, I just hadn't won enough. Powerpoint presentation on what the fuck trumpf is prattling on about. Anyway, America has it from the shrink's horses mouth ... trumpf is nuts. Everything trumpf does is nuts. All his "appointments" are nuts and so it goes. The trumpf regime is so god damn nuts that a squad of deadly trained ninja death squirrels are staking out the White House in preparation for an all out assault on the nuts in the White House. The palace praetorians are so fed up with the lunatic antics of pedofuhrer that although the praetorians are fully aware of the ninja squirrels planning, the imperial guards will to a man/woman stand down so's to allow those stealth ninjas easy access to trumpf and his cancerous bitch. Melanoma. Now for Wednesday digital art. could someone be gracious enough to cue the camel.

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back in the days of olde (the 90's), there was a song titled 'don't go chasing waterfalls ...' it's taken me this long to finally figure out what in hell the ladies were on about ... figures 😏

It's A Gas Gas Gas ...

 In a plainly obvious gesture to shoot himself in the foot, trumpf has authorized the bombing of Iran's oil infrastructures. A fair number of those refineries and storage facilities are along Iran's rather lengthy coastline and anyone with access to Google Maps could see plain as day where those facilities are located. So Israel and the U.S. have taken to eliminating Iran's capacity to sell petroleum products AND to kill Iranian civilians with the toxic smoke from bombed refinery/storage facilities. That would clearly be defined as chemical weapons warfare and I do believe that bullshit is outlawed by the Geneva Conventions all four of them. Ratified and signed on to by the United States of America. That violation is almost as serious as the U.S. bombing a girls school in Iran. Yep the U.S. bombed a girls school in Iran and U.S. military admitted so in direct contradiction of trumpf babble. Bombing a girls school in Iran is about the same as using napalm incendiary devices in Iraq. Yes the U.S. military used napalm incendiary devices back in the days of Buckaroo Bush and his wars of naked aggression on Afghanistan and Iraq. As an aside, just about all of the Middle Eastern wars were goaded on and insisted by Israel that happens to be America's bestest friend in the whole wide world. Sure sure ... Fucknuts and douche bags in totality. Oh yes I almost forgot, the outrageous prices at the gas pump is owed to trumpf. Now for Tuesday digital art.

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trumpf lost control of himself on Monday during a white house presser as trumpf was confronted with hard facts by jim acosta of cnn. acosta rattled trumpf so bad the trumpf handlers had to call an end to the presser and escort dumb struck trumpf off the podium. a truly fine presser than shall go down in the annals of history as a strike for sanity in Babylon. 😏

Release The Hounds

 That statement is from the pie hole of one petey hogswill sec/war du jour and golly if'n he ain't about one erudite asshole. Hogswill has been walking on blood and sunshine since the start of trumpf's braindead decision to gin up war on Iran. So besides overseeing the slaughter of innocent Columbian and Venezuelan fisherman, now the blood lusting buffoon is ejaculating all over himself, his underlings at dept/war, and the creepy little booze hound tried to ejaculate all over melania but the SS intervened and sent jizz-bo running for cover. You see melania has a Secret Service detail almost like her hubbo the trumpf. All of trumpf's familia receive Secret Service details and of course all that horse shit is on taxpayers dime. So and back to the perpetrators of this insipid "war on Iran", Iran announced that there's been a successor named to the ayatollah that's been cacked already so trumpf figured he needed to chime in and make the statement that "no successor can be named Iran's new el jefe WITHOUT trumpf's say so." God damn the crazy old fucker thinks the entire world is to bow and scrape before every insanely bizarre fucking thing that falls out of the trumpf's mouth and that's to include bits and hunks of his favorite Big Mac with fries. There was a picture of trumpf's left (? maybe right) foot and his shoe turns outward, picture was circulating on the web,  and that's simply not normal. Additionally his right hand is turning black and he's got this damnable horrendous open and weeping wound on his neck. My wife opined that the demon that lives inside trumpf is clawing its way out from the inside of trumpf AS inside the trumpf digs are no longer habitable for personal demons as well as karmic demons. So it goes. Now for Monday digital art.

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way back in the day and before ronny raygun got to be president, raygun was governor of california and students went on strike at the uc berkeley ... raygun ordered california national guard to gas the students from national guard helicopters while the students were striking on the uc berkeley campus. made for some fine television viewing at dinner time ... oh yes and the helicopters were equipped with tear gas ... 😭

Living

 Life in times of war. Yes kids we are in it and in it up to trumpf's gobbler neck. Iran has already captured at least one American soldier and here the trumpf regime told everyone there were NO boots on the ground Iran. More bullshit from the mouths of batshit insane people. You know like trumpf's blonde Barbie Karo 'syrup' Leave It. Yep won't be too much longer and trumpf will come out and tell American we've invaded Iran and that just might happen sometime this upcoming week. Dang and won't that be something to look forward to. Okay boys get ready for conscription. The United States won't be able to 'capture and control' Iran and that much is certain. Not without one huge invasion force and at present the U.S. doesn't have an invasion force the size needed to "capture and control" Iran. One possibly good thing with trumpf running American government ... women, and girls, will NOT be eligible for a draft. You know on account of women/girls aren't "physically" up to the tasks of war. So now it's on to daylight savings time Sunday digital art. 

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the nation of israel appreciates the u.s. sending our boys to fight and die for ... israel ... and to show their appreciation the nation of israel would like another check from amerika where sucker governments are available to the highest bidder or the nation of israel ... with israel being first of course ... 😐

The Epstein Gang

 Orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf was prattling about his illegal war of naked aggression on Iran and how Iran should surrender "unconditionally." Unconditionally is a rather large word for trumpf to have puked up but he did and the Iranian government, what's left of it, responded to trumpf ... "Iran's fate will NOT be determined by the Epstein Gang." Spot on and trumpf had nothing to bloviate after the Iranian response to his "unconditional surrender" bullshit. Iran hardly needs to "surrender" for any reason AS Israel and the United States of America attacked Iran with NO warning whatsoever, killed the Iranians Ayatollah, and proceeded to turn Tehran into Gaza Northeast. Sweet sweaty jesus ... trumpf is out of his mind and we all knew that, we've all known that for years so ... disgraceful displays of nazi mentality by people that SHOULD know better. Idiots ... straight up mentally retarded idiots! Now for Saturday digital art.

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the wife and I were up north Friday morning and we happened to engage another couple in casual conversation which turned to American politics and the other couple asked if we were from somewhere else and I responded to them completely in earnest replying, "we're not Americans ... we're from Mexico ..." the other couple simply looked at us rather puzzled ... never did I ever think I'd have to choose to be from somewhere else ... 😏 

Nome Alaska? Nah ... C'mon

 Noem, Kristi Noem is out as Secretary of Homeland Security and trust me on this ... our American "homeland" was NOT safe or secure with Noem at the head of HISS. I think 'hiss' seem apropos. Noem is a bit of a rabid and dangerously insane venomous rattled snake. While Noem was at the head of HomeSec Gestapo SS, she oversaw the murder of two American citizens, allowed her pit bulldog Bovino to run roughshod over Minnesota and Minneapolis, Minnesota, terrorized legal immigrants, immigrants working in schools, hospitals, offices all over Minnesota, and in general brought disgrace and disrepute to ICE SS Gestapo, Customs and Border Patrol which why the fuck the Border Patrol would be in Minnesota seems to be a rather pressing question. Minnesota does border Canada ... Minnesota's border with Canada was NEVER a flash point regarding homeland security ... like NEVER EVER. So the puppy dog murdering douche bag is done and will be appointed "the special envoy for 'the shield of the Americas' ... ' I've not a clue as to what the 'shield of the Americas' may in fact be. Okay and after a brief 'google it' look, the shield of the Americas is a "dream project" of orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf and some of the el generales from Central America most of which are way short of being legitimate or even partly close to being human. That 'ten hairs short' thematic at work once again. Anyway Noem is supposed to take on a position as "special envoy." Whatever. There were no reports regarding Noem's part-time love interest, one Corey Lewandowski, the 'L' guy was Noem's "under secretary" with Homeland Security. The big 'lewandowski' is doing the jiggy with Noem and taxpayer America is footing the tab for their lunchtime flings. Personally I find that bullshit rather distasteful. Who in hell would want to jiggy a known puppy dog murderess? That's just sick and wrong on so many levels. But this is the trumpf regime I'm on about and holy sweaty sweet jesus, these fuckers are straight out of a Deliverance knock off made for television movie. I do hope that Minnesota goes after Noem as well as Bovino which as things appear to be coming to a head, Bovino is under Minnesota State investigation for felonies that will not now nor ever be eligible for a pardon from trumpf. Let's keep our fingers crossed kids and hope that some justice is to be found in ... Minnesota. Minnesota ... ? Now for Friday digital art.

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yukan -

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'you' will be making another special appearance on a "recruiting poster" in our quite near future so ... you've been warned ... 😏

Ten Hairs Short ...

That would be the trumpf regime. Each and every last member of trumpf regime is ten hairs short of being baboons. A line from Lewis Black who is one of the funniest men on our Planet. Starting with trumpf then sticky pants vance then slippers Rubio then deadmen tell no Hegseth then crazy lady noem then gag barbie bondi the cunt that put the vulgar into the word cunt then ... oh hell ... fill in the remaining blanks and we'll more on. A United States Navy submarine torpedoed an Iranian cargo vessel and informed our world that the Navy had sunk an Iranian war ship out in the Indian Ocean somewhere and that somewhere is "classified" which figures as the actual facts of what really happened are ... "classified." More bullshit from an American presidency that could not tell you what actual day of a week might be as whatever they might indicate is at least four maybe five reports misleading. Oh yes kids we are having us some fun now. Please to keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. Now for Thursday digital art.

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so the torpedo the Navy used to sink that Iranian scow cost more to make, train for use, maintenance, and to deploy than the entire Iranian scow and it's cargo. makes perfect sense ... ? 😐