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  Donorrhea trumpf's press girl Ms Barbie Karoline is leaving the White Trash House so's she can find suitable work environs where she can bring her newest child to work with her so she can breast feed the little darling without being hounded for pictures of her breast feeding the little squirt and isn't the brunt of endless juvenile remarks from the trumpf staff of which Stephen Miller is the worst offender in the distributing of off color jokes about breast feeding. You see Miller's grand uncle reichsfuhrer goebbels, was unseemly coy about breast feeding women and seemed to enjoy watching them with child so it's only unnatural that Miller would follow in his notorious grand uncle's footsteps. Now if Miller will commit to follow his grand uncle's fate faithfully and to the letter, well, we'll have us something to celebrate hopefully sooner rather than later. Google it if you're curious. Anyway, little Ms Pissy Boots is gone the end of August and Ame...

  The now reported ruse by the Secret Service over in Turkey to sneak donorrhea out of Turkey using a catering container is NOT the actual story. So here's the real deal ... el jefe and his entourage were seen boarding Air Force One in Turkey and at the same time the airport service personnel were loading food onto Air Force One so, trumpf sees the catering container open and filled with all the "special food items necessary for feeding donorrhea like Mickey D's Big Macs, crates filled with French fries, those apple pie dealies and the like ... so when good old orange adolf sees all that food just a waiting for him to chow down on, the trumpf slides his fat ass inside the catering container and the container door is shut with trumpf still inside the container hogging up every last morsel that he, trumpf, could get his little mitts around and there you go. Back at the airport kitchens, trumpf is discovered inside the catering container having eaten himself into a Big Mac co...

  Orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf has been schooled by the Iranians. A Mr Mohammad Bagher Zolghadr, secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council stated for the world press, "until America corrects its behavior, the Strait of Hormuz will not open." So despite all the bullshit spit out by donorrhea concerning Iran, the Strait of Hormuz, and whether the Strait is in reality open, the Strait is not open and no there are NO diplomatic negotiations ongoing with the U.S. and Iran. You see trumpf and reality are two entirely separate fictions and our good old donorrhea is so far from reality, there is no plan to bring him back to a reality that might be close to the actual reality we all face on a daily basis. So orange adolf stated that Iran makes him mad ... so darn mad ... really frustratingly mad and now ... wait for it ... wait ... donorrhea insists that his regime is now "low-keying U.S. dealings with Iran." I don't think anyone in the trumpf...

  The end of the 'dog days of summer' comes tomorrow. Tomorrow is August 11, 2026 and that's the last day of those hot and sticky 'dog days of summer'. So cheer up homie, summer is almost over. Almost can have so many and varied meanings. A way out here in the Mojave, all the little chillins are back in school and I'd bet the little darlings are just happy as happy can be about that. Sure sure ... Anyway the 'dog days of summer' are officially from July 3rd until August 11th and has much to do with the "rising of Sirius the Dog Star' and the star makes it's observational appearance beginning July 3rd of any year and ends when the Dog Star is no longer visible and that's on August 11. Any and all of this 'Dog Star' prattle is contingent on astronomical timings and how bright is our sun and various latitudinal vis a vie longitudinal dealies and so while the official last day of summer is predicated on the 11th being in August, that...

  Summertime has hit Babylon On Potomac and the cesspool is now empty. Supremes are on summer vacation. U.S. Senate has closed up shop for the summer vacation. The House of, is ... ummm ... well ... no one is quite certain what is up with the House but the House is probably shut down for summer vacation. With the United States House of Representatives, no one can accurately predict what the House is doing so we'll just let it go. The House is in the throes of entropy: what with the Speaker of the House being mostly a lying obsequious toady and worlds of hypocritical, the House mostly lays around half dead and completely useless. The only governmental figure left standing around in BoP would be orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf and el jefe is never quite certain if he's still alive. Sort of like Kentucky itchy the most likely dead senator of the 'tucky'. Gosh, 'tucky' sounds sort of like pucky and pucky is slang for shit. So what we have here is ... 't...

  According to the hacks over at Science Daily, the earth, our earth's inner core has 'suddenly stopped spinning and changed direction'. Every one needs to grab a hold of something stationary and hold on tight. Should the inner core of our earth actually stop spinning, well, our earth would be in a bad way and everyone and everything on our earth's surface would "suddenly" take flight from off the surface of our earth and be welcomed by the space we all take for granted as simply being there for all us earthlings to ponder over. First off should the earth cease it's spin suddenly, gravity would collapse, our atmosphere would vanish like so much thin air, anything not nailed firmly to our earth will fling it's way into space and, that's to include EVERYTHING! No more worrying about wars or food or being homeless or none of that as and you see, nothing would matter. Not one thing would matter and should you be holding on to whatever, the whatever you...