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  The opening first game for the NFL regular season opens on Wednesday September 9, 2026. I thought the season began on last Thursday and that would have been September 3, 2026. Wrong and wrong wrong. It would seem I'm becoming incapable of differentiating dates and times. That really doesn't matter, I've nowhere pressing to go so .. you know. So the Wednesday game is in Seattle with the Seahawks playing, uhhh, shit I'd better double check hold on for un momento por favor ... got it, the New England Patriots who early this year proved they no longer need a Belichick or Brady. Brady you may recall is the GOAT. "GOAT" is 'greatest of all time' and I'd have to call bullshit. Mostly on account of I really can't stand the guy and secondly, to be "the greatest of all time" requires some context and Brady is shit out of luck when if comes to context. The NFL league's braintrust took a serious liking to Brady and invented new rules and pr...

  Our dog has cancer. Bladder cancer. Why are humans and dogs born to suffer then die ... ? An existential conundrum plaguing our species and the dogs since way way way back in the day. Emmy, that's our dog, has been with us since she was about two. I don't know what that means in dog years. She's current with our Vet and we're about pretty close to that time. If you've ever had pets, well, you know exactly what I'm on about. She's got meds and almost as many meds as I have but mine are so much different than the meds our dog is getting. This is the part of owning, god I despise that expression, we do NOT own our dog. She's family and family is never owned, Well the exception to that rule would be the trumpf klan and I'm not spending any amount of time on the trumpf obscenity. Emmy is showing signs of confusion and I'm not certain how much of that is pain. She really hasn't whimpered all that much. Occasionally when getting down off our couch...

  Friends, neighbors, and Americans world wide, the time has come to announce the latest incarnation of the Imperial Wizard of the Christian Nationalist Pentacoastal Evangenital Klu Klucks Klanners and Young Men's Exclusive Club For Hair Growth and that wizard is ... none other than the Speaker of the House Mikey 'slithers' Johnson. No one should be surprised the little freak is at the head of a Klanner dealy. How do you think this out of the thicket backwoods inbred nobody could get to be named Speaker of the House of Representatives? Johnson called in every last promissory note the pesky if not smarmy fuck had been holding onto for years and presto, there you go. The timing of this fool's incarnation as Speaker could not have been more impeccable. Trumpf, a Supreme Court packed with treasonously corrupt jurists, a Senate held hostage by a dead U.S. senator and that would be Mitch 'itchy' Mcconnell and not Mike Lee as many had all ready suspected was in fact de...

  This just in to the skulzwerks newsroom, the trumpf regime has announced the single most bizarre renaming stunt our renamer-in-chief has ordered to date. The Chesapeake Bay will be renamed the 'Osama bin Laden Take That NYC Inland Waterway and Ground Banks Estuary'. Screwy I admit. So here's the 411 ... the September 11, 2001 25th anniversary is coming up very soon and with this being another anniversary year for our America, trumpf was planning on giving a speech at the "official" ceremonies except ... the 9/11/01 Memorial Committee does NOT allow speeches at any official ceremonies that might be held and that has applied to every American President since the days of Buckaroo Bush who owns the single grievous cause of 9/11/01. That is correct AND old G.W. is a living war criminal that has never been held to account for his war crimes. Abu Ghraib prison is evidence enough to have sent old Buckaroo to The Hague for a war crimes tribunal but ... no that did...

  I knew a young man name of Ted and, Ted had this peculiar tab on the back of his head. Ted insisted he'd had the tab since the day he was born but, there were some that wouldn't believe Ted's insistence. Those in the non believing camp maintain there was no way Ted could be carrying memories from his birth to his present day. Anyway many of Ted's friends thought they should examine Ted's tab on the back of his head and Ted being amenable to the notion, Ted's friends gathered round and took a good hard look at the back of Ted's head. Magnifying glasses at the ready and the 'examination' began. After much looking and grabbing of the magnifying glass to get a real up close look at Ted's tab, Ted's friends and Ted arrived at some simple conclusions. One, the tab on the back of Ted's head did indeed look as though the tab had been on the back of Ted's head from his birth. Second, there was an arrow on the tab on the back of Ted's hea...

  Monday August 31, 2026 ... I got to see my very first desert tortoise on Monday and dang ... that was the very first time ever being able to see a live desert tortoise. Little dude was crossing a road through a golf course, which there are a number of golf courses where I live in the Mojave, and I've been traipsing the Mojave Desert for a very long time. You see the desert tortoise is a very shy critter and prefers to remain out of sight for reasons that are known to a desert tortoise. Especially for one crossing a road through a golf course. A golf course makes for almost perfect environmental conditions for a desert tortoise. Grass and water and the occasional golf ball so all things considered, tortoise paradise. Then there was a road runner crossing the same road and it was almost like one very special gift from the desert djinn. The djinn will do that on very rare occasions and I suppose the wife and I simply lucked out. I've seen desert big horn sheep, I've seen des...