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  It's true kids. America's orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf is self righteously pissed off at CNN, MSNow, and Politico. Dang don't you just hate it when that happens? Deer leader in his ever evolving quest to remake and rename just about everything in Trumpfica, yep the fucker changed the name of America while everyone was sleeping and done is done. The "official" America name change will take effect on Monday September 21, 2026. Sort of dang sporty of trumpf to give us a weekend to get used to his idea and changeling dealy. Anyway and on account of CNN, MSNow, and Politico's refusing to go along with trumpf's changing the name of our America, well, CNN and MSNow and Politico have been 86'd from the White Trash House. They got 86'd and golly if'n that doesn't seem about ironic. Former F.B.I. Director James Comey got his g-man butt in a sling over some ridiculous rocks on a beach formation and 86 and now here's trumpf AGAIN goin...

  Our United States Congress is on a roll. An impeachment roll. Not the Senate oh hell no not the Senate. The Senate is attempting to fumigate their chambers on account of republicans of Kentucky sent good old dead Mitch McConnell back to Babylon On Potomac to occupy one of the Senator chairs in the Senate chambers and there sits good old dead Mitch McConnell and the McConnell corpse stinks all to be damned. So in comes the senatorial fumigation team and de-stinkifying the chamber room is full on with a target date of completion sometime day after the first Tuesday in November. Do the math kids it's not that hard. So most of the impeachment clamor comes from the House of Representatives which does seem a mite odd considering the House hasn't been in session for days on end and today is not a bit different than it was on Wednesday when the House met in session for 10 whole minutes and then went back out on recess as the Representatives were simply worn to a frazzle what wi...

  That would be our United States House of Representatives. The congress folk have pulled up stakes and they'll head for ... ummm ... somewhere just not in Washington D.C. where the fuckers are supposed to be holding congressional sessions and attending to the business of 'we the people'. Of course 'we the people' are mostly just for show and the actuality of Congress doing anything  for the American people is about the same as a snowballs chance in hell. That would be pentecoastal evangenital hell which is some bullshit contrived from their New Testament. The New Testament is some form of a miscellaneous collection of fairy tales, pure fantasy allegory, and more than likely was not "written" by the various apostles that allegedly wrote up the nonsense during the "life of christ." Alrighty then ... anyway the mythological House of Representatives are bailing out of Babylon On Potomac and the actual reason for their failure to serve the American p...

  ayatoka ay·a·to·ka | /aɪ.əˈtoʊ.kə/ 1. Noun The feeling of absolute, laughing-so-you-don't-cry exhaustion brought on by reading the daily political news. A state of societal captivity where vulgarity and institutional corruption are normalized by those in power. Example: "I took one look at the morning headlines and slipped into a profound state of ayatoka." 2. Verb (used with or without object) To deliberately gaslight an entire populace with nonsensical or corrupt statements while expecting them to nod along. To perform an act of sheer, unadulterated political madness. Example: "The administration tried to ayatoka the public into believing the scandal never happened." 3. Adjective Utterly absurd, corrupt, or unhinged in a way that perfectly encapsulates modern political theater. Example: "The president's late-night press conference was completely ayatoka." 4. Adverb In a manner that defies all logic, truth, or d...

  It's not just trumpf that's a global embarrassment, it's just about all of America. Too simpering whiny to stand up to trumpf. The old 'Stars and Stripes' are certainly not what they used to be. First off America has trumpf flittering around our world like some sort of hedonistic rabid butterfly sticking his ugly fat ass nose into places he'd be better off to ignore than stir a boiling pot that needs no stirring whatsoever. An example of donorrhea sticking his nose into places he's no business sticking into, Ireland. Those 'emerald isles' that are ever so green and amenable to tourism and money of just about any kind and did you know that trumpf owns a golf course in Ireland? I did not know that until about last Friday when it was announced that trumpf was on his way to Ireland and his luxury golf resort for a round of golf, he cheats at of course, and poking his stick into Ireland's "troubles" and those 'troubles' would be No...

  Who knew? I didn't know and I'm willing to bet that any number of Americans didn't know. That the Cat In The Hat was a terrorist and recruiting children to be terrorists. Apparently this trending tide of criminal horror has already started in Arizona and with ties to that Charlie Kirk thing. You may remember back when Charlie Kirk took a bullet to the head at an Utah college. There was a "thingy" or event or some shit on the campus of Utah Valley University September 2025 and that was when Kirk took that bullet to the head. Kirk was a bit more than a religious speaker and motivator, the guy was a racist firebrand advocating violence and ugly unAmerican crap like that there. Anyway and back to my screed, some douchebag has taken it upon themselves to defame a beloved children's book character by Dr Seuss and so the ugly shit is catching fire in Arizona and that is not meant as any form of pun. A pair of very young teenage boys in Phoenix, Arizona ages 12 and ...