Take That You Brute
The U.S. Agriculture Secretary, one Brooke Robbins, rebuked a Texas Agriculture Secretary, one Sid 'greasy' Miller, for informing Texas cattle ranchers to ignore the newly named screwworm plague because if the news breaks about screwworms in Texas beef cattle, well, the cost to ranchers and the State of Texas would be astronomical. Astronomical is a really big word rarely used by Texas agriculture commissioners and ranchers that stands in for their usual "bullsheet" response. Anyway Secretary Robbins seemed just a snidge pissy with her Texas counterpart and informed old 'greasy' that his stance was really "not helping" and furthering a growing panic regarding Texas cattle, beef cattle, cattle all together which got a cheer from the vegans, and of course Oprah Winfrey on account of her dust up with the Texas beef people that happened some years back. On the upside of all this cattle bullshit, AG Sec Robbins stated, while in Texas, that the Department ...