I Don't Know What I Don't Know

 That's right kids ... I don't know. I don't care either. Not about the stupid footbowl, not the alternate half time show, not about the WM Phoenix Open, not about trumpf anything. I'm wondering how it might be that Americans did not know that trumpf is a flaming klanner and an avowed racist. The senile freak has always been nothing more than that. Trumpf has always been deathly afraid of the Obama's Barack and Michelle. That should have been the first clue as to trumpf's being a rabid racist. Trumpf is also deathly afraid of President Joe Biden, Madam 'should have been' President Kamala Harris, and of course the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, and Socks the White House ghost of presidencies past. Trumpf is one pathetic loser and that's all he has ever been. So ... Americans didn't know trumpf is/was a racist? Holy jesus people ... are people living in caves? Hmmm ... that could very well be. Homeless people are already living in sewer systems. Los Angeles, Las Vegas. probably Denver, Phoenix, and of course New York City. Sewers are of course postmodern caves and are inviting as a last resort place to park one's carcass with hope that maybe one might be safe in the cavern's dark. Just one more reason to be ever so proud of (?) being an American. I'm certain that homelessness is NOT singularly an American problem. Sewer systems are an almost perfect place to park and keep out of any public view. Besides ... if one has to unload those bodily excretions ... well ... a sewer is adequately handy and convenient. Maybe not as sanitary as a home toilet with/without a bidet. Anytime one has a problem ... get a solution. Any solution so long as problem solved. Besides, sometime today news will be aired concerning who won the bowl, who won the Open, who won the Sunday night poker game held by the Nuns of Transparently Frequent St John the Headless Barkeep. Now I'll mosey on over to the Monday digital art program and here we go.

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okay so no one should pretend they don't know what 'r & j' is ... means ... whatever ... leo d caprio will be crushed ... simply crushed ... 😏

The Big Game

 Yes friends today is the big day. The final round of the Phoenix Open is today. A day of days and days in the making. The PGA's WM Phoenix Open will play their final round today and a winner and possibly new champion of the Open will be crowned and thank goodness there is at least one palatable televised event to watch. Also there is the 2026 Winter Olympics but really who cares. I've not watched olympics anything for years. Back in the day and really far back in the day the olympics both summer and winter games were fun to watch and cheer on the skiers and ski jumpers and there was NOT one article posted that covered men ski jumpers injecting some manner of performance enhancing goo into their penises. Yep and evidently men ski jumpers are injecting a substance into their wangers and why in hell ANYONE would be stupid enough to inject the male penis with a foreign substance is beyond the ken of postmodern understanding. Off hand, I'm of the opinion that the entire report is bullshit. Straight up nonsensical bullshit. However and since I do not follow olympic nonsense, whatever men are injecting into their pee-pees is entirely up to them and there you go. I couldn't care less about how patently stupid the reporting might be. I had the scare of my life back in the day when I contracted an STD. Yep. I was fooling around, didn't follow rule number one when having unprotected and promiscuous sex and I was plagued with "scabies." At first I thought I'd contracted the clap. So after noticing I was growing mysterious thingies on my unit, I headed straight to the local clinic and a very nice and understanding doctor listened to my story and then informed me that as STD's were a public health issue ... well ... the good doctor was required to ask me a number of pertinent questions about who or whom I'd had unprotected sex with AND the really unpleasant part was the doctor telling me he had to take "specimens" from my sex organ and after a brief moment with doctor being out of the exam room, he came back and jammed a swab dealy down my penis. Holy shit talk about pain that I'd previously NEVER encountered in my hounding days of being a player. Searing flaming excruciating pain and the pain took my mind off the embarrassment of having to inform the doc about all the women I'd had sex with in the last six months. Names and possible addresses with phone numbers please. I never heard from several of the women I'd had to out to the doctor, ever again. Go figure. So remember kids and especially all you young stallions ... cover your rig. People that you are close to and especially those of the female persuasion will thank you kindly. Well and of course single gender sexuality. Anyway ... men are injected some formulaic bullshit into the wangers? ... I'm gonna have to call bullshit on the report. Any ski jumper braindead enough to fall for a gag like that ... well ... good luck junior ... you are seriously going to need what little luck you might find along a painful path to becoming a eunuch. On that note and with not so much more to screed about in a painfully embarrassing moment in my personal sojourn through postmodern existential being ... there are reasons why I don't bother watching olympics or NFL footbowl super whatevers but I do watch the occasional golf dealy ... golf has those lovely locales that seem ever so enticing to anyone watching. Now for your Sunday viewing enjoyment ... painful chapters of my embarrassing quite stupidly loose living days and of course ... digital art.

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floyd -

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I've also given up on MLBaseball ... I grew up in the days of Mickey Mantle, Yogi Berra, Yankees, Dodgers, Giants, Sandy Koufax so ... today's game is ruined as are all professional sports by greed and the corporate mentality requiring money IS the bottom line ... Stone Cold will agree and say so ... 😐

Star Spangled Klanners & Trumpf

 It's getting truly hard to figure out if trumpf is playing angles or is trumpf simply batshit insane and there really is no hope for America. Der Pedofuhrer trumpf posted a remarkably crude, ignorant, KKK style, video the rancid fuck had one of his  White House flunkies put together then he, trumpf, posted the obscenity on his truth social thingy. Insinuating that President Obama and First Lady Obama were apes. This manner of bullshit could be expected from elementary school children that are thoroughly clueless. Hmmm ... that describes dementia j to a tee. Anyway the imagery has raised a stink in Babylon and I'm not certain how one might be able to distinguish one stench from another stench and I suppose the direction of a prevailing wind might offer up a clue as to stench origins. These days and it does seem rather obvious that any and all stenches wafting around Babylon are directly originating from trumpf's White House. Actually the White House DOES NOT belong to trumpf nor to his numerous minions and assorted retarded flunkies that do the pedofuhrer's dirty work. The White House has ALWAYS been considered to be 'we the peoples' house and the peoples house will most certainly need to be fumigated if and or when the trumpf cretins are removed. On their own or forcefully removed ... either way. So trumpf makes a legitimate claim that he is an asshole ... a racist asshole ... a juvenile asshole ... is incapable of acting anywhere near human ... and he's an asshole which I may have already mentioned several times already. Trumpf, the squirrelly freak that he is, so needs to die. However that demise may, in fact, happen. Now it's time for Saturday digital art.

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I imagine that trumpf had the White House gophers gathered around so they could all laugh and insist that trumpf was ever so funny ... trumpf is funny in the way a massive cerebral hemorrhage might happen to some one ... else ... 😏

Jiggy In Zero G

 Hold on tightly ... push harder ... I can't ... why not ... there's nothing to push against ... I think we have us a problem besides your not being able to get it up ... I'm so ashamed ... Does any of this sound familiar? Well if not it could very well sound almost if not exactly like that. Apparently the space whiz kids are thinking about sex in space and that is NOT a new installment of Muppets 'Pigs In Space' although now that Disney has brought the Muppets back to our big screen environs, they just might have to do an episode on the very topic of ... sex in space. Okay so zero gravity indicates that there is zero gravity. Yep. That wasn't hard now was it. So there won't be any means for a deep cavity thrust or in/out drill (metaphor appropriate) or you know those typical jiggy episodic maneuvers in a darkened doorway or bedroom or bathroom or kitchen or use your imagination. There are no backseats in the open expanse of infinite space and not even if you're in low earth orbit. So ... what is NASA and the SpaceX dealy and/or Blue Origin the Bezos flopper or Virgin Galactic. Wait ... is Virgin Galactic still a thing? I don't know and simply because it's Sir Branson ... who cares. Anyway it's sex kids and doesn't really matter if one is in space or simply looking for some space/place to get naked and rub genitals on one another. Participants will by necessity, need gravity OR some means of grabby hooks or tethers or some dang shit so's boy on girl or boy on boy or girl on girl or two boys on girl or two girls on one girl and ... you get my drift no doubt. In space ... no one can hear you ejaculate ... ever ... as ... there's no gravity and that is problematic prime ... friction is an absolute necessity for the jiggy drill. Drilling? Anyway when one has a problem all one need do is get a solution ... any solution so long as ... wait for it ... it's a solution. Solution being a gravity room set aside for the particular jiggy in zero g dealy and that should solve the conundrum of sex in space. You're welcome space kids and NASA. That wasn't so hard now was it ... juvenile tittering can be heard in the background. "He said sex in space ... " I think that was a 'naked' thrown in there but whatever. Brainiac types over at MIT need to get busy constructing a gravity room with sex in space as the main impetus for their design. MIT can design one for almost dang certain. MIT is filled with top notch brainy kids and that is a good thing for America. Certainly NOT our orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf. Trumpf is an asshat to be certain and an ignorant asshat for positively certain. Okay and so now we segue over to Friday's digital art.

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swans -

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attain -

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I suppose that a party of the first part could somehow maneuver a jiggy (penis for strictly definitive iteration) inside a second party of the first parts "cavity" (vagina again for strictly definitive iteration) and then commence with a counterclockwise rotation and presto ... gravity or at least the simulation of gravity or some dang thing almost close ... 😏

Mess - O - Rama

 America February 2026 ... we're in some black toxic waters kids and the root cause would be trumpf. Yes orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is pissed off at Jimmy Kimmel. Trumpf is pissed off that the 'melania' bullshit is in the dumper already. Trumpf is pissed that no one wants to see the 'melania' bullshit. Go figure. I can't figure out how trumpf keeps track of all the things he's pissed off about. Possibly he uses the seriously profane Car-O-Line Leave It as she is responsible for keeping the trumpf bullshit straight. Dang if'n the Leave It stupid cow doesn't have the shittiest job in our wobbly dang world at present. Leave It is the "official" voice of dementia j trumpf. The girl is already in purgatory and certainly is headed straight to basement hell where she'll be greeted by Charlie Manson and Saddam Hussein. Leave It will have to fellate both Manson and Hussein to even gain her admission to basement hell. Suck it girl! What an arrogantly pretentious bitch. Anyway that's probably enough vitriol for now and off we go to Thursday digital art. I'm growing tired of trumpf and his ancillary bullshit.

beware -

a what -

darkly -

nothing -

antifa -

weird -

gently -

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a three yes count them 3 bullshits in one screed. gots to be some kind of minor editorial miracle or ...  simply running out of adjectives to ladle on trumpf ...😏

The Attention Span Of A Goldfish

 Rather than indulge those among us saddled with the attention span of a goldfish, let us move on to brainier topics and the one selected is ... Region 4366. Yes friends Region 4366 is in the news of late and everyone should be afraid ... be very afraid. Along with Region 4366, news out of a newsroom somewhere indicates that the planet Jupiter is a flattered squash. Yep. That's it that's all anyone gets. No details, no in-depth reporting, no nothing ... just handwringing headline/blurbs and there you go. So on that brief and cheerless note we move on like the fickle finger of fate ... Wednesday digital art. Someone please cue the camel.

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I can't understand for the life of me why our current government would willingly interfere, corroborate, sweep details under a rug, obfuscate, facilitate, and otherwise be an accessory to full on pedophile sex trafficking by the current president of these United States of America ... holy jesus has this nation hit the skids or what ... 😖

Monday Monday ... Over and Done Again

 So much for Groundhog Day. Just like that GD is over and I do believe that other than trumpf pro-fusing vitriol about the Grammies, his bullshit must have made the Grammies a must watch television event. Trevor Noah is to be "sued" by trumpf on account of Mr Noah poking fun at der Pedofuhrer and his very close association with the Epstein villain. Day after GD the DoJ released even more Epstein Files and trumpf is mentioned hundreds of thousands of times in 'the' files and trumpf is starting to run scared. The Revenge of Jeffrey Epstein's Ghost is making the rounds amongst the uber riche and seems about timely. Whomever cacked Epstein in the Rikers Island jail/prison, will be outed soon enough and that ought to be good for a laugh and at least several perp walks. I don't bother with the Grammies/Crammies as the thoroughly over indulged and pampered without reason is a bit more than I care to bother with and the same applies to the Oscars, Emmys, Tonys, and of course we shouldn't forget the Razzies and that seems inherently better than the parade of useless fawning media creations that pass as worth of note. I've got a note for them collectively and that note would be ... fuck off ! Waste of everyone's time, money, and effort. Now for things relevant and that would be Tuesday digital art.

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post script ... 'other' ... holland where's the baby? ... 😵