Ha Ha Fooled Everybody
The now reported ruse by the Secret Service over in Turkey to sneak donorrhea out of Turkey using a catering container is NOT the actual story. So here's the real deal ... el jefe and his entourage were seen boarding Air Force One in Turkey and at the same time the airport service personnel were loading food onto Air Force One so, trumpf sees the catering container open and filled with all the "special food items necessary for feeding donorrhea like Mickey D's Big Macs, crates filled with French fries, those apple pie dealies and the like ... so when good old orange adolf sees all that food just a waiting for him to chow down on, the trumpf slides his fat ass inside the catering container and the container door is shut with trumpf still inside the container hogging up every last morsel that he, trumpf, could get his little mitts around and there you go. Back at the airport kitchens, trumpf is discovered inside the catering container having eaten himself into a Big Mac co...