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Apocalypso Colorado

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  It seems the state of Colorado is having a retro-apocalyptic summer and dang if'n that doesn't about suck. Or choke. Having been there did that once, I'm not at all up for doing it again. One of the primary reasons I don't live in Colorado. So meteorologically, Colorado is a cross current nexus point of winds and abhorrent weather patterns that are converging smoke from multiple wildfires from all over the North American west. Smoke from Canadian wildfires, Washington wildfires, Oregon wildfires, Idaho wildfires, Montana wildfires, Wyoming wildfires, New Mexico wildfires, and Texas wildfires are every one of them pumping smoke into Colorado. Bummer no doubt. So anyone thinking about walking a mile for a Camel cigarette in Colorado will have serious pulmonary trouble and possible collapse due to all the wildfire smoke that is choking if not outright strangling Coloradans and if you happen to be dependent on clear clean Colorado air for breathing purposes, well, you...

WWE & College of the Damned

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  The wife of former WWE wraslin' crap-o-la big Vinny McMahon, is now madam secretary of education. She gonna teach 'em kids whats what and where then when. Linda the wife of former ... managed to buy her way into donorrhea's regime and she is now the stinky big cheese at doe. That would be department of education. Seems almost ironic, wraslin' and higher education. After all professional wraslin' is a highly "educated" performance. It takes many hours of stringent study to master all the tricks of their trade. Sure sure ... Anyway the former wrasslin' mistress hardly ever got in the ring with the exceptions of those times big Vinny wanted to embarrass the poor woman. Which he did on multiple occasions. I suppose the Ms McMahon wanted a change of scenery. Or something like that. I mean how many times does one have to get body slammed by some steroid fueled wrasslin' clown to finally take the hint and move on to greener and safer pastures. Anyway Li...

There's News ... However

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  Yes friends there's news and none of it is any good. Not for just folks. Orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrea trumpf is back to his daily flip/flop concerning Iran. Monday he's threatening Iran with "really huge carnage." Yeah whatever. El Jefe stated the Strait of Hormuz is now open. Iran stated ... bullshit the Strait of Hormuz is NOT open. To prove the Iranian point, a cargo vessel under escort by the U.S. Navy was targeted by the Iranian Navy and struck. No further details were provided. I suppose we'll just have to come to our own conclusions and assume the worst for the cargo vessel under attack. Bookies in Vegas are taking bets that yes in fact that cargo vessel was struck and sunk. Vegas bookies are usually pretty dang certain when taking bets. Also on the trumpf war regime's agenda is Swishy Boy Rubio making veiled threats at Cuba. Rubio is Cuban in heritage and genetic dissertation and his prattle about Cuba is disconcerting for the simple reason the t...

Twin Falls ... ?

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  Idaho has guns. Loads of guns. Big guns, small guns, guns of just about any color or caliber you might want. Especially if you've a mind to do some killing. Generally and as a rule, Idaho likes hunting or as is a preferable treatment these days, sport shooting. So when some fucknut with an AR-15 assault rifle goes on a killing spree, folks in Idaho tend to poo-poo another mass murder with gun violence and arrogantly reply "this is Idaho and shit like that doesn't ever happen in Idaho." Well it most certainly does now. Idaho per capita, more than likely, has more private gun ownership than Arizona. ATF would have records with exact numbers of gun owners in Arizona or Idaho but since it's the ATF keeping track of the numbers ... I'm not gonna bother asking them. ATF policing forces are inordinately twitchy and most certainly spooky. I'm gonna leave it at that. Anyway, Saturday afternoon in Twin Falls, Idaho some dumb ass with an AR-15 assault rifle went st...

Shake & Bake

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  Napoli, Italy is shaking up the neighbors in Pozzuoli, Italy as their friendly neighborhood volcano is making noise and magma movement which causes angst and trepidation amongst the Napoletani. Pozzuoli is a suburb of Napoli and the town experienced an earthquake of volcanic origins on July 31, 2026 so as to 1 ... close out the month of July and 2 ... remind all the Napoletani and Pozzuoli residents that they live on top of one dang nasty super volcano and that volcano could blow it's caldera half way up the slopes of Vesuvius at any minute. The residents of Napoli and Pozzuoli don't seem to mind all that much as and after all ... this would be Naples as the place is called by those English speakers that like to vacation there and enjoy the pizza which had it's creation in Napoli, Italy. I'd be willing to bet that pizza actually got its start in ancient Rome but I would not argue the point with anyone from Napoli. The Napoletani and Puteolani have no intention of movi...

Are You Ready ... ?

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  Thursday August 6, 2026 and NFL footsball is back. The Hall of Fame game will open the preseason of the NFL and with all the bullshit happening at present in our sorely troubled world, some good old footsball will be a welcome return to the good old days. Sadly the Hall of Fame game isn't on ABC which used to broadcast the HoF. Well so much for the good old days. I'm dead dang certain that there was money involved here and NFL commish Roger Goodell loves the smell of money. So, I've been down on the NFL in recent times and with good reason and most of those reasons are again down to Goodell. Goodell is a rank money grubbing asshole and there's little doubt about that. But the fuck does the owners proud and as long as the footsball masters are happy, the postmodern equivalent to slavery will continue to be same old same old. Speaking of same old ... former QB Tony Romo, big time broadcaster partner to Jim Nance, got himself in a bit of a squeeze having got caug...

Postmodern Empathy Circus

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Congratulations to all of us. We've finally achieved the pinnacle of postmodern human evolution, the ability to scroll past a high-definition livestream of a literal genocide, pause for three seconds to feel a completely useless ping of intellectual gloom, and then immediately swipe down to watch a corporate sponsored cat video without missing a single beat. It’s called "disaffected empathy," but let's call it what it really is, a psychological survival condom for the digital age, protecting our last remaining brain cells from the radioactive sludge of daily reality. We see the horror, we log the data points of human cruelty, and we feel absolutely nothing. But this structural paralysis isn’t some accidental glitch in the human software. We didn't just wake up one day and decide to become emotionally hollow ghosts. We were engineered this way. Back in 1961, old Ike Eisenhower gave us that famous, grandfatherly warning about the "Military/Industrial Complex...