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  Alastair the portrait -

The Aesthetic Burden Act I: The High Life and the View The glass rod clicked against the crystal of Alistair’s negroni, a sharp, solitary sound that seemed to dictate the silence of the entire canyon. On the sprawling, brutalist concrete terrace of his estate, the morning sun did not rise so much as it was permitted to enter. Below him, the jagged teeth of the desert mountains usually dominated the landscape, but here, the horizon behaved like a well-trained hound. As Alistair took a slow sip of the bittersweet, blood-red liquor, the distant ridges artificially sank and flattened out. The earth itself literally bowed down, dropping its posture to ensure his panoramic view of the valley remained completely unmarred, uninterrupted, and perfectly level with his gaze. The air on the terrace was thick, smelling faintly of ozone, dry desert dust, and an expensive, suffocating cologne. Alistair stood motionless, wrapped in a bespoke Italian suit that didn't just reject the harsh morning l...

  America's el jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf fell asleep on live television this Thursday last. During a whiz bang cabinet praise dear leader event that airs from time to time and I'm fairly certain trumpf's nappies are not scripted. So there standing behind our trumpf are some of the cabinet minions or simply some poor schmoes that happened to be in the White House at the time AND el jefe is seated on his Oval Office throne asleep. Dozing soundly and drooling out the right side of his mouth and then trumpf gets startled back to consciousness (?) and meeting continues or doesn't continue or whatever. No one pays any attention to the highly managed staged photo op except for the sleeping part. Trumpf likes to refer to ex-President Joe Biden as "sleepy Joe." Pot kettle black you decrepit old buffoon. Secretary of State, one Marcos Rubiola insists, "I've never seen our president falling asleep ... " Now we all know that rubiola pays no attenti...

  The Department of Justice (?) insisted in federal appeals court on Friday that trumpf has the right to bulldoze the Statue of Liberty. Just like that. Of course the judge, judges?, the arguments were given in federal appeals courtroom and there was a noticeable gasp in the room as the DoJ gofer made the statement. Golly, I have to wonder why that might be ... So and according to DoJ, trumpf can tear down, make changes to, move, remove, paint in garish colors, and allow melania to sunbath naked on the White House lawn and no one can say more than squat about his pedofuhrer's need to splatter the trumpf name all over just about everything in Babylon D.C. and there you go. 'We the people go'? I'm fairly certain that should the trumpfreich attempt to bulldoze the Statue of Liberty, that will be the absolute last straw and civil war is on. For a very good reason. Trumpf being the treasonous, seditious, pedophile, sociopathic buffoon, and an all around really fucking asshol...

  El Jefe the orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is planning to add a "promenade" to the Lincoln Memorial. Evidently and the way trumpf sees things, he's making Babylon better than all the rest. I'm of the opinion Babylon is fine the way it is. Or was .. Whatever ... the fucknut is all about remaking Babylon D.C. and forget the remainder of America which is sorely underfunded when it comes to infrastructure. You know like roads and bridges and railroad track systems that aren't coming apart so trains derail and water ways with clean water and air that isn't fouled with coal pollutants and golly, you can just about pick one infrastructure need and all the others sort of fall in line like a game of dominoes. But and you see, our pedofuhrer's got a lot on his plate. What with his undeclared war on Iran and migrants and immigrants and naturalized American citizens and the butcher like gutting of America's Constitution, with the full support of our Supreme Cour...

  Orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf plans on leaving the UFC rigging exactly where it's being erected on White House grounds. el Jefe is turning sacred ground into a god damned freak show replete with freaks, fools, and other miscreants as yet to be named. Trumpf is calling this mess his "arc de ufc" so there is that. Just when you think the trumpfster won't do anything more stupid than the last stupid thing he did, well, trumpf goes and tops the stupid with even more stupider bullshit than thought possible. Congress continues to sit on the sidelines with their hands out waiting for more special interest money to magically appear on our Congress' doorstep. The Supremes are busy sidelining Black Americans right to vote by changing up congressional districting in various states wanting to get right back in to Jim Crow and rewrite the bloody history of America's Civil War. Chief Justice John 'ganker' Roberts has been quoted as saying, "the niggros don...