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  That's right kids the bubonic plague is making a return visit to our postmodern world and isn't that simply delightful news. Or maybe not so much. A way out in the Siberia part of Russia, the Russian site is formally known as Irkutsk Anti-Plague Institute of Siberia and the Far East. A long and and fancy title for a biological weapons testing site and that's the entire reason the place is way the fuck out in Siberia. Siberia anywhere is quite some distance from Moscow. For obvious reasons. So a lab tech was screwing around with yersinia pestis and why the woman would be fooling around with some deadly dang bug without protective covering is yet to be explained by the Russians. Matter of some concern is that the Russians are being pretty dang cagey and mums the word regarding the explicit details surrounding the woman's demise. Cut to the chase here ... we all know or should know ... that there are treaties in place and Geneva Conventions all signed sealed and placed o...

 A Written Warning on a Subway Wall WELCOME TO THE BIG SHOW. Look out the window, if there’s still glass left in the frame. Watch the neon lights flicker over the rubble.  CONSUME THE ABSURD.   IGNORANCE IS TRUTH.  It’s flashing in high-definition, a brilliant, glowing marquee for the final act of a species that traded its soul for a front-row seat to its own execution. We sit here, warm mug in hand, watching the tectonic plates of human civilization grind themselves into dust. How utterly futile. How utterly insipid. How vaingloriously feeble it is to think that a handful of voices could ever stem this roaring tide of visceral corruption. The machine doesn’t just run; it devours. It’s an Orwellian fantasy brought into screaming, pixelated reality, where the masses don’t fight the chains they subscribe to them. There is no glorious resistance. There is only a lethargic, collective shrug as the very planet that birthed us is systematically raped, hollowed out, and lef...

  Between life and death, there is a third state of being. You might wonder, being late? Being annoying? Being terminally verbose? Being pedantic? Being rude? Being there? I like that state and since it was a Peter Sellers movie and quite possibly one of his last movies ... that state is in there because I am still to this day a big fan of Mr Sellers the man and his works. Between life and death is the state we live in at present. The entire Planet Earth is caught in the horrific fever dreams of one orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf. Yep the fucknut has so thoroughly screwed up just about anything his shadow falls on, well, what or how, could things be any more screwed up than those things are right at present? It is most certainly possible that trumpf might nuke Tehran to teach those rascally Iranians a lesson they won't soon forget. Trumpf nukes anywhere Iran and the end of Planet Earth we all have known and care about greatly will most certainly be over. Trumpf ...

  Been away ... back someday - paleo

  The chickenshit state of Tennessee attempted to execute a woman on Wednesday September 30, 2026. The woman was sentenced to be executed by lethal injection. Tennessee botched the woman's execution seriously bad. Badly? Doesn't really matter as the woman executed wasn't. Tennessee gave Christa Pike two "lethal" doses of pentobarbital and the only thing executed was the Tennessee death penalty. Gosh isn't that just about too bad. The state of Tennessee was only able to send the woman to a hospital in a pentobarbital coma and the woman is in hospital under guard ... Tennessee can't be too careful with their botched executions. I'm not certain where Tennessee thinks the 'in a coma woman' is going to bolt to. Tennessee screwed their execution so badly, the governor of Tennessee has terminated all executions planned for the year 2026. That has got to suck for anyone lounging around on Tennessee's death row. Tennessee doesn't have a "gr...

  Big Breaking News ... there are 73 shopping days until Xmas 2026. Yep and it won't be long now. 73 days will be over in a blink. Get on out there and check your credit card limit. Of course you may want to see if your credit card provider is willing to increase your credit limit. What the hell ... America is running on a $40 + trillion dollar deficit so what would it matter should you demand a $10,000.00 dollar increase to your credit limit ... I mean really. So there you have it the really big breaking news for this first day of October 2026. Midterm elections are just one month away. Gosh, Halloween and then midterm elections and then Thanksgiving food-oh-rama and then ... wait for it ... and then ... Xmas 2026. Believe me it will come and go real quick like. Now for Thursday machine art. wish - hole - shops - tours - why - trumpf is going to build him a steel mill ... in Iowa ... go figure ... 😐