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  America's orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf has him a brammy new limousine and presidential catering cart. Yep. It's the all new up-armored catering presidential limo with self propelled shoulder launched Big Macs with incendiary special sauce and nuclear french fries. The idea for this curious new presidential toy came from none other than the Israelis and trumpf was so impressed with the new catering cart that he's ordering an entire fleet of these eat on the go 4 wheelers and dang if'n that ain't about living the high life on the taxpayers dime. Well maybe not dime per say but pricey no doubt. According to reports leaked to the New York Times, the official newspaper of record for the White Trash House, the up-armoring for the trumpf eatery on wheels is being done by the Caterpillar Corp and the Cat people are the ones that provide the Israelis with all those D-9 up-armored bulldozers the yids use on Palestinians and that one American lady the fuckers bul...

The Navy aircraft carrier USS Gerald R Ford brand new and ordered out for sea trials and then deployment to the Caribbean and then to the dreaded Strait of Hormuz, hasn't seen port nor a port the Ford could dock at for fixes, upgrades, toilet remedies, and some downtime for a growing number edgy of sailors. Roughly 4,500 sailors, flight crew, officers, and "authorized personnel non-military" and I've no idea what that means, have been cooped up in this floating clogged cranny for months and there is still no idea when the Ford gets to return to it's home port which I would image is Norfolk, Virginia. Reports are leaking out to non-military news venues reporting alarming incidents of clogged toilets, mold and mildew showers, rank food, claustrophobia amongst the crew, fake orders commanding crew to 'abandon ship," and other reports that are so horrific the Department of Navy has ordered those reports as "classified." The military takes that '...

  Donorrhea trumpf's press girl Ms Barbie Karoline is leaving the White Trash House so's she can find suitable work environs where she can bring her newest child to work with her so she can breast feed the little darling without being hounded for pictures of her breast feeding the little squirt and isn't the brunt of endless juvenile remarks from the trumpf staff of which Stephen Miller is the worst offender in the distributing of off color jokes about breast feeding. You see Miller's grand uncle reichsfuhrer goebbels, was unseemly coy about breast feeding women and seemed to enjoy watching them with child so it's only unnatural that Miller would follow in his notorious grand uncle's footsteps. Now if Miller will commit to follow his grand uncle's fate faithfully and to the letter, well, we'll have us something to celebrate hopefully sooner rather than later. Google it if you're curious. Anyway, little Ms Pissy Boots is gone the end of August and Ame...

  The now reported ruse by the Secret Service over in Turkey to sneak donorrhea out of Turkey using a catering container is NOT the actual story. So here's the real deal ... el jefe and his entourage were seen boarding Air Force One in Turkey and at the same time the airport service personnel were loading food onto Air Force One so, trumpf sees the catering container open and filled with all the "special food items necessary for feeding donorrhea like Mickey D's Big Macs, crates filled with French fries, those apple pie dealies and the like ... so when good old orange adolf sees all that food just a waiting for him to chow down on, the trumpf slides his fat ass inside the catering container and the container door is shut with trumpf still inside the container hogging up every last morsel that he, trumpf, could get his little mitts around and there you go. Back at the airport kitchens, trumpf is discovered inside the catering container having eaten himself into a Big Mac co...

  Orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf has been schooled by the Iranians. A Mr Mohammad Bagher Zolghadr, secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council stated for the world press, "until America corrects its behavior, the Strait of Hormuz will not open." So despite all the bullshit spit out by donorrhea concerning Iran, the Strait of Hormuz, and whether the Strait is in reality open, the Strait is not open and no there are NO diplomatic negotiations ongoing with the U.S. and Iran. You see trumpf and reality are two entirely separate fictions and our good old donorrhea is so far from reality, there is no plan to bring him back to a reality that might be close to the actual reality we all face on a daily basis. So orange adolf stated that Iran makes him mad ... so darn mad ... really frustratingly mad and now ... wait for it ... wait ... donorrhea insists that his regime is now "low-keying U.S. dealings with Iran." I don't think anyone in the trumpf...

  The end of the 'dog days of summer' comes tomorrow. Tomorrow is August 11, 2026 and that's the last day of those hot and sticky 'dog days of summer'. So cheer up homie, summer is almost over. Almost can have so many and varied meanings. A way out here in the Mojave, all the little chillins are back in school and I'd bet the little darlings are just happy as happy can be about that. Sure sure ... Anyway the 'dog days of summer' are officially from July 3rd until August 11th and has much to do with the "rising of Sirius the Dog Star' and the star makes it's observational appearance beginning July 3rd of any year and ends when the Dog Star is no longer visible and that's on August 11. Any and all of this 'Dog Star' prattle is contingent on astronomical timings and how bright is our sun and various latitudinal vis a vie longitudinal dealies and so while the official last day of summer is predicated on the 11th being in August, that...