Jiggy In Zero G

 Hold on tightly ... push harder ... I can't ... why not ... there's nothing to push against ... I think we have us a problem besides your not being able to get it up ... I'm so ashamed ... Does any of this sound familiar? Well if not it could very well sound almost if not exactly like that. Apparently the space whiz kids are thinking about sex in space and that is NOT a new installment of Muppets 'Pigs In Space' although now that Disney has brought the Muppets back to our big screen environs, they just might have to do an episode on the very topic of ... sex in space. Okay so zero gravity indicates that there is zero gravity. Yep. That wasn't hard now was it. So there won't be any means for a deep cavity thrust or in/out drill (metaphor appropriate) or you know those typical jiggy episodic maneuvers in a darkened doorway or bedroom or bathroom or kitchen or use your imagination. There are no backseats in the open expanse of infinite space and not even if you're in low earth orbit. So ... what is NASA and the SpaceX dealy and/or Blue Origin the Bezos flopper or Virgin Galactic. Wait ... is Virgin Galactic still a thing? I don't know and simply because it's Sir Branson ... who cares. Anyway it's sex kids and doesn't really matter if one is in space or simply looking for some space/place to get naked and rub genitals on one another. Participants will by necessity, need gravity OR some means of grabby hooks or tethers or some dang shit so's boy on girl or boy on boy or girl on girl or two boys on girl or two girls on one girl and ... you get my drift no doubt. In space ... no one can hear you ejaculate ... ever ... as ... there's no gravity and that is problematic prime ... friction is an absolute necessity for the jiggy drill. Drilling? Anyway when one has a problem all one need do is get a solution ... any solution so long as ... wait for it ... it's a solution. Solution being a gravity room set aside for the particular jiggy in zero g dealy and that should solve the conundrum of sex in space. You're welcome space kids and NASA. That wasn't so hard now was it ... juvenile tittering can be heard in the background. "He said sex in space ... " I think that was a 'naked' thrown in there but whatever. Brainiac types over at MIT need to get busy constructing a gravity room with sex in space as the main impetus for their design. MIT can design one for almost dang certain. MIT is filled with top notch brainy kids and that is a good thing for America. Certainly NOT our orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf. Trumpf is an asshat to be certain and an ignorant asshat for positively certain. Okay and so now we segue over to Friday's digital art.

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I suppose that a party of the first part could somehow maneuver a jiggy (penis for strictly definitive iteration) inside a second party of the first parts "cavity" (vagina again for strictly definitive iteration) and then commence with a counterclockwise rotation and presto ... gravity or at least the simulation of gravity or some dang thing almost close ... 😏

Mess - O - Rama

 America February 2026 ... we're in some black toxic waters kids and the root cause would be trumpf. Yes orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is pissed off at Jimmy Kimmel. Trumpf is pissed off that the 'melania' bullshit is in the dumper already. Trumpf is pissed that no one wants to see the 'melania' bullshit. Go figure. I can't figure out how trumpf keeps track of all the things he's pissed off about. Possibly he uses the seriously profane Car-O-Line Leave It as she is responsible for keeping the trumpf bullshit straight. Dang if'n the Leave It stupid cow doesn't have the shittiest job in our wobbly dang world at present. Leave It is the "official" voice of dementia j trumpf. The girl is already in purgatory and certainly is headed straight to basement hell where she'll be greeted by Charlie Manson and Saddam Hussein. Leave It will have to fellate both Manson and Hussein to even gain her admission to basement hell. Suck it girl! What an arrogantly pretentious bitch. Anyway that's probably enough vitriol for now and off we go to Thursday digital art. I'm growing tired of trumpf and his ancillary bullshit.

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a three yes count them 3 bullshits in one screed. gots to be some kind of minor editorial miracle or ...  simply running out of adjectives to ladle on trumpf ...😏

The Attention Span Of A Goldfish

 Rather than indulge those among us saddled with the attention span of a goldfish, let us move on to brainier topics and the one selected is ... Region 4366. Yes friends Region 4366 is in the news of late and everyone should be afraid ... be very afraid. Along with Region 4366, news out of a newsroom somewhere indicates that the planet Jupiter is a flattered squash. Yep. That's it that's all anyone gets. No details, no in-depth reporting, no nothing ... just handwringing headline/blurbs and there you go. So on that brief and cheerless note we move on like the fickle finger of fate ... Wednesday digital art. Someone please cue the camel.

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I can't understand for the life of me why our current government would willingly interfere, corroborate, sweep details under a rug, obfuscate, facilitate, and otherwise be an accessory to full on pedophile sex trafficking by the current president of these United States of America ... holy jesus has this nation hit the skids or what ... 😖

Monday Monday ... Over and Done Again

 So much for Groundhog Day. Just like that GD is over and I do believe that other than trumpf pro-fusing vitriol about the Grammies, his bullshit must have made the Grammies a must watch television event. Trevor Noah is to be "sued" by trumpf on account of Mr Noah poking fun at der Pedofuhrer and his very close association with the Epstein villain. Day after GD the DoJ released even more Epstein Files and trumpf is mentioned hundreds of thousands of times in 'the' files and trumpf is starting to run scared. The Revenge of Jeffrey Epstein's Ghost is making the rounds amongst the uber riche and seems about timely. Whomever cacked Epstein in the Rikers Island jail/prison, will be outed soon enough and that ought to be good for a laugh and at least several perp walks. I don't bother with the Grammies/Crammies as the thoroughly over indulged and pampered without reason is a bit more than I care to bother with and the same applies to the Oscars, Emmys, Tonys, and of course we shouldn't forget the Razzies and that seems inherently better than the parade of useless fawning media creations that pass as worth of note. I've got a note for them collectively and that note would be ... fuck off ! Waste of everyone's time, money, and effort. Now for things relevant and that would be Tuesday digital art.

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post script ... 'other' ... holland where's the baby? ... 😵

Groundhog Day Groundhog Day ... Blah Blah ... And So On ...

 We've made it to one of North America's greatest holiday celebrations ... Groundhog Day. Yep. February 2, 2026 and every February 2 is celebrated as Groundhog Day and I could not tell you why that is so ... we'd better check out the google thingy for some hints as to what and/or why ... hang tight for about a moment or so I'll be back ... found more than is probably necessary but I'm gonna fill up space for the simple reason ... I can so ... here goes - the breakdown on the dealies -

Ancient Roots (candlemas/imbolc) originates from a time when people used animal behavior to predict the onset of spring and specifically the midpoint between winter solstice and the spring equinox. All of this here is some manner of Germanic folklore and doesn't that just figure. (how the midpoint between winter solstice and spring equinox was determined is not mentioned)

German immigrants settled in Pennsylvania in the way back 1700's and that was when there was NO ICE SS Gestapo Death's Head Hunter Killer Units. The nazi forerunners brought the folk tradition with them from Germany (Groundhog Day and not ICE SS Gestapo) and doesn't that just figure. So should a groundhog see its shadow well that's gonna mean some shit and should a groundhog see no shadow well that's gonna mean some other shit there you go. Bottomline would be in 1886 a newspaper published in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania decided that a local groundhog would be "official forecaster" and a legend is born. This was all a tourism ploy to gank unwitting tourists of their money and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold says so!!!

So from the 'ancient roots' blah blah blah to the Stone Cold says so bit is on Google and I just paraphrased some if not most of what I'd found after doing the google search. Sort of almost but not quite like how the digital art schtick works. Speaking of which ... Monday Groundhog Day digital art -

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ask not for what the hell is going on ... you'll not get a straight up answer from anyone that might think they're authoritative on any subject any time of day/night AND turns out that jesus was an antiestablishment agitator and Palestinian ... go figure ... 😏

Pocket Pool

 The 'World Championship Pocket Pool Tournament' is set to begin in Naples, Italy and pocket pool athletes around the world are readying themselves for fame, glory, and that much sought after gold washcloth for the clean up after competitions. Participation in this years's competition will be a heated exchange of strategies for the tourney and the choice of Naples as this year's host city was in some doubt in the beginning but differences have been worked out and the tournament is set to go. The tournament even has scantily clad cheerleaders for an additional incentive for the athletes to pocket pool their little brains out. So the Winter Olympics are gearing up and there's tennis stuff happening as well as the pocket pool tournament so there's plenty of sporting events to focus on rather than having to dwell on the incessant bullshit that oozes from trumpf Babylon. Good lord that demented old fool is really annoying. Now for Sunday digital art.

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I think the old days of amateur pocket pool tourneys was so much more exciting than the professional pocket pool tourneys ... the completion was much more cordial and going professional change all that and not for the better ... 😏

Almost Ground Hog

 January is done. Over and this is it kids. Saturday is our last January day and Sunday the start of February is sort of boring unless one happens to be all gaga over college basketbowl. I'm not. College basketbowl is nothing more than the minor leagues for the NBA. Same applies to college footbowl. Minor leagues for the NFL. And thinking about it ... the colleges and universities need to pay those kids a livable wage. Colleges and universities make money hand over buckets filled with that filthy lucre and the minor league athletes receive very little of all that largesse. Anyway February will be tomorrow UNLESS some really zany dang bullshit by orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf initiates a thermonuclear exchange with China or France or ... well ... you know. Do NOT think that trumpf wouldn't dare to launch the nukes. The retarded freak is certainly capable of such an egregious act of lunacy and the only thing that has stopped el jefe to date, is the fact trumpf is fat and so out of shape the fuck can't catch the kid that carries the dealy and officially that dealy is called ...'the bag that accompanies the potus containing the tools to authorize a nuclear strike it's the Presidential Emergency Satchel' OR ... the "nuclear footbowl" or simply, "the footbowl." The American government and especially anything conjoined to the department of war is given really daft acronyms and somewhere in the bowels of American government there is an actual office that churns out those daft and mostly retarded acronyms for "official" Babylon related shit-to-ding. Didn't know that did ya ... well now the real has come to light. Considering that most of Babylon is in the dark ... it can be surprising what one will find out once light is shed on all that political darkness. So don't be frightened kids ... what you can see is more than likely NOT going to hurt you so long as you can get an upper hand then make a fast break for the exits. Feets don't fail me now ... Okay and so now we shall make a transition over to our Sunday digital art.

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did you know that it's a light and tumble journey from the east side to the park ... just a fine and fancy ramble to the zoo ... 😏