Black Holes Finally Solved
After of years of hype, hypotheses, pseudo-theoretical bullshit, almost meaningful theories, some incredulous speculations by "real brainiac types," and any dang rank amateur that might happen to suggest otherwise, that'd be me of course, the answer to what those ominously spooky black holes in space ARE ... wait for it ... wait for it ... wait ... wait ... PRESTO and here is the answer everyone's been waiting for ... black holes are hurricanes in space. Yep. That wasn't all that hard now ... was it. I'm including at NO extra cost to you the reader ... an authentic space hurricane in action somewhere way way the fuck out there ... you can see and fairly obvious is the eye of the space hurricane, the swirling arms of space hurricane devastation, AND the space hurricane even mimics an earthly hurricane by churning counterclockwise. I'm sure that earth hurricanes are mimicking space hurricanes and since no one can really discount my findings, well, .....