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  el Jefe trumpf held a "cabinet meeting" on Wednesday and all the little minions and gofers were in dutiful attendance. There was Sleepy Eye himself and hogshit and reodoso and dancer and prancer and queen of sheila and mopey, dopey, and squawk. A fabulous time was guaranteed for those in attendance as they all got to watch trumpf fade in and out of coherent consciousness and el jefe informed his cabinet that he was planning to drop a nuclear weapon on Venezuela. Yep on Venezuela. Maybe el jefe was thinking about dropping a nuke on Jerusalem and for a brief moment allowed his thinking on the matter get the better of him but with trumpf ... you simply can never tell. Our president is in full blown out in the open Alzheimer's and every one of his minions and gofers knows this as to do most Americans. But with Congress in an unrecoverable coma and the supremes out to lunch with their favorite billionaires, well, there isn't anyone with the authority to yank our pedofuhr...

Has it ever occurred to our pedophile dear leader that no one wants to listen to the freak for even one minute. Obvious wishful thinking on my part. Not even trumpf listens to what squirts out of his pie hole. Trumpf's illegal war of naked aggression is back on the front burner   with a fresh round of bombing Iranian missile launch sites and torpedo boats. So says the trumpf. Trumpf has really never wanted to end his Iran war for the simple reason that republicunt presidents can't seem presidential without screwing around with the lives of people outside the neighborhoods of white people. In this the 250th anniversary of these United States of America, it just seems ridiculous for trumpf to grind on Iranians without ANY provocation from the sovereign nation of Iran. I suppose all Americans knew that trumpf was a punk and now that he's in control of the United States military, he's moved beyond a simple "punk" descriptive. el Jefe is now a prosecutable war crim...

  Memorial Day has come and gone ... forgotten like yesterday's news. Of course yesterday would have been Memorial Day so ... there is that. Some kid won the Indy 500 and there was baseball although I've not seen nor heard of anything baseball related other than the NCAA is readying the baseball playoff dealy. Brackets and gambling ... MLB banned Petey Rose for life for gambling on baseball ... damn if that isn't some glaring bullshit. The fuckers didn't ban Roger McGwire for using steroids the season he broke the all time major league home runs record. So and according to MLB, steroid doping is okie-dokie BUT "gambling" is strictly verboten. Shameful bullshit no doubt. Anyway summer is here and the heat is on. At least the heat is on where the wife and I domicile. We live in the Mojave Desert so the heat is on pretty on much all the time. We've barbecued at Xmas time. Blah blah blah ... Now for Tuesday machine art. ugly - buffalofish - trifecta - wonder -...

  el Jefe orange adolf pedeofuhrer trumpf says, "I don't make bad deals ..." Really? Gosh I had no idea. Actually I hadn't given the notion any thought whatsoever. Trumpf has more bankruptcies than any other loser on the face of Planet Earth. Bankrupted casino/hotels, bankrupted stand alone hotels, golf courses, and now he's managed to bankrupt the United States of America. So ... where are these "good deals" el jefe is bragging about? Fact of the matter would be ... there are none as in nada. Our pedofuhrer-in-epstein is full of himself and his bullshit knows NO limits. Damnably sad for us no doubt. Now for some Memorial Day Monday machine art. barbee - layer - reach - tommy - mines - byway - queen's - fruit cake - I'm not a big fan of fruit cake and I'm of the opinion that there has only ever been one fruit cake that gets passed around and around and there you go ... 😏

  Memorial Day is Monday so Memorial Day Monday is the last Memorial Day Monday for year 2026 and 'so there you go'. Line made famous by Marge Schott owner, once upon a time, of the Cincinnati Reds. MLB team made famous by Johnny Bench. The Reds won the World Series 1990 while Ms Schott was the team owner. The Reds won two World Series when Johnny Bench was the Reds catcher. I'm still a big fan of Mr. Bench. Johnny only ever played for the Reds and that's pretty amazing considering the switch up rosters for most all MLB teams of today. I've mostly given up on major league sports. The league names for all teams should read simply, major league greed, and call it good. Bad? Anyway, it's a holiday weekend and golly if'n we ain't about having us a dang fine time no doubt. There's probably hockey for the holiday weekend and that would be NHL and I've found it difficult following hockey in ... MAY? Hockey is a winter sport as far as I'm concerned a...

  In the part of our world where I grew up, there was a saying that went, "ducks fart under water ... " being very juvenile and prone to juvenile joking, the ducks fart schtick was always good for a laugh. Then came Babylon On Potomac grapevine rumors that orange pedofuhrer adolf trumpf not only farts under water during his tubby time, he enjoys that faint after odor that lingers for quite sometime according to grapevine rumors. el Jefe farts ... big deal? Not even close. Everyone farts in the bathtub or shower and many will deny that not so dainty streak of human nature, but we all know it's true. Somehow with trumpf being the brunt of the fart rumors, it just seems so ... apropos. Now for Saturday machine art. curious - dances - grinder - crown - harry - ferris - hangman - specter - everyone pees in the bathtub or shower ... little acknowledged human curiosities and we all know the real deal ... 😏