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  The weather out here in the Mojave has been wonderful. Mild daytime and nighttime temperatures, blue skies, flowers and birds, no one got shot, no one was crushed in a building collapse, all those standing for election won or lost, no toddlers were buried alive in a dog crate, and the Pope had no plans to visit our slice of desert anytime soon. Or later. Whatever ... the Catholics around these parts mostly keep to themselves. This part of the Mojave is frequented by mormons, some polygamy mormons, and everyone just gets along fine. Yes it's almost like paradise except for when the summer desert heat cranks up and the snowbirds and those of a weaker disposition flee back north and all the squatters head north as well. The squatters mostly squat on the Arizona side of our tri-state lines and that seems to work just fine. The squatters will only hang around so long as the ambient air temperature remains in the human tolerance range and once the heat cranks u...

  Come to find out it was Democraps that 86'd the impeachment articles filed in the House by one Thomas Massie R-Kentucky. Got that ? ... republicken of Kentucky. The vote in the house was close, 211 votes against impeachment and 204 votes for impeachment. Seven votes shy of sending the Massie articles to the House Judiciary Committee. It was a procedural vote but 11 democraps didn't even bother to show up for the vote. That my friends is a straight up outrage and more so given all the political rhetoric and bullshit about how democraps were going to change the dynamics of the House. Well nothing changed with this very first example of what we can expect from House democraps after Jan. 3, 2027. Eleven democraps couldn't be bothered to hold a trumpf regime war criminal and that would be petey hegseth Sec/War, to account for crimes against humanity being Iranian school girls and fishermen from Columbia and Venezuela. Cold blooded murder is met with cold blooded di...

  El Jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf was "kidding" when he claimed to be appointing Dana White of UFC fame as his new white trash house press secretary. So I was wrong and simply echoing what trumpf had stated in the first place. Golly and what do you know, trumpf says one thing and next thing you know he's changing his mind (?) and informing anyone that might care, he was just kidding. That trumpf he's a real card no doubt. Yep trumpf is about one funny bastard ... not really funny just funny in an insane sort of funny. I worked in a psyche ward at a teaching hospital some years back and I can assure you that there are times when the in patients are almost funny. Almost but the silly nuts can also be dangerous as caged rats. I've seen what the ugly side of a psychotic episode looks like and it really isn't funny at all. Towards the end of an aforementioned 'episode', the inpatient gets swarmed by a number of psych ward attendants and end...

  On Monday, yesterday, Rep. Thomas Massie a republicken, filed articles of impeachment for Sec/War Heggy. Yep old kill 'em where they float or attend school or simply stand around is now bound for an impeachment trial which should happen in the U.S. Senate. Sticky Pants Vance in his capacity as Vice President would oversee a trial in the Senate and golly no conflict of interest there. Should Vance recuse himself, highly unlikely, then Sen Chuck Grassley would preside. The impeachment articles were filed in the House on Monday November 9, 2026 and a vote by the full House of Representatives will happen quite likely this week. Golly is this about exciting or what ... So Mr Aryan Nation Tattoos will face impeachment and the betting opened shortly after those articles were filled and heggy is facing gambling odds at 9 to 1 to be impeached. That almost sounds like a sure thing. Odds are ... heggy is gone ghost and trials for murder could commence shortly after heggy vacates the of...

  Fresh off getting his ass handed back to him in that "Democrap Tsunami", el jefe trumpf is planning on giving the White Trash House Press Secretary position to one Dana White of UFC Ultimate Gladiator Blood Sport Inc and White has indicated that he will bend his knee and kiss the trumpf ring. Trumpf's anal ring. Dang that does seem like one really ugly thing to have to do as a man's man. That's what fans of the UFC blood lettings like to call themselves. Manly men. Mountain manly men. We can take a lickin' and keep on dripping blood all over the caged dealy the burly guys like to use to beat shit out of one another. The very first thing White plans to do in his very first White Trash House presser is punch the CBS reporter square in the face for being part of the CBS news team. That does seem a bit odd considering that the bitch running CBS at present is noted for sucking trumpf dick and ... AND ... swallowing after. Considering how old orange adolf pedofuhr...

We are racing full bore into the Xmas season. The holidays are upon us and there ain't about not a thing can be done about that. Walmart does have Thanksgiving stuff laid out all holiday style and there's sales on canned yams, turkey gravy in a can, turkey necks in a can, 25 gallon jugs of oil for deep frying turkeys, and fire extinguishers are on sale for when the deep frying a turkey goes all 4 alarm call 911 there's a grease fire. A rousing deep fried turkey bon fire is so holiday festive. So start making yourselves a list and check it twice for ... available credit limits, home insurance coverage for fire and floods ... with El Niño cranking into overdrive there just might be oceans lapping at your front door besides Aunt June. No one ever sees Aunt June until the holidays come round and then she's around and you can't get rid of the woman. Anyway, trumpf is still licking his election wounds and is blaming everyone but himself for what happened after the votes w...