Insanity Bombs Away ...

 Well here we all are heading into the first full week of spring 2026 and hellzapoppin all over the place. Wars, rumors of wars, end times apocalypso, evangenital ecstasy is in full sway, and amerika's el jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf insists that IF the Iranians don't cease and desist from whatever it is trumpf imagines the Iranians are disrespecting him, trumpf, over/about/whatever ... well, trumpf is gonna unleash bombastic bullshit like the world has never not ever seen before. Trumpf's gonna bomb Kharg Island wholly disregarding the oil's importance to the Island's infrastructure and that will in turn, bring about the end of our world as we all know it. You see there will no longer be any oil flowing from anywhere and oh damn won't that be a bitch no doubt. You see and according to trumpf, Iran is the only supplier of oil to our world and that just about says it all. Well except for ... Venezuela pumps barrels and more barrels of oil and of course trumpf took Venezuela's oil under advisement and the trumpf family oil syndicate is in full control of that oil and its money. Thank you for your attention regarding this matter. Then of course Canada pumps beau coup oil shale oil and that's comes from Alberta or some Canadian province out in the way back wilds of western Canada. California pumps oil and has since the heady days of early Culver City. Britain pumps oil. Norway pumps oil. Hell just about every dang civilized civilization in our postmodern world of misery pumps oil so whatever the fuck trumpf is raving about is just that ... trumpf rave and so it goes. With trumpf bombing the bejesus out of Iran with every breath he can take, those plenteous weapons stockpiles that have been shipping armaments nonstop to Israel and Ukraine well, those highly worshipped and prized weapons stockpiles are being depleted faster than the Amerikan war machinery can crank out just to keep up with demand. Besides, bombing and strafing those nefarious illicit drug trafficking fishermen of Columbia and Venezuela uses up just more dang explosive tonnage than you can shake a stick at so ... watch out Iran here comes ... war crimes trumpf and he's aiming to kill more dang Iranian school girls than an Epstein trafficking cartel could violate in a lifetime or so. The insanity rolls maniacally along. Now for Monday machine art.

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once upon a time our world used to hold malignant war criminals to account ... evidently that became passe and more damn trouble than the process was worth ... pity 😐

Gonna Need A Straight Jacket

 Amerika's el commandante estupido trumpf pedofile lunatic that up and started a war on Iran for no god damn reason whatsoever ... well the yid's Netanyahu told estupido to join in on the fun of dropping bombs on innocent people ... so trumpf did exactly that. Problem being that estupido didn't bother to consider consequences and that's what is plaguing our pedofile president these days and the staggering genius that he is as now trumpf is now considering "winding down war on Iran." Yep. Just like that. And now that the global system of economics and oil futures is on the skids well, trumpf is gonna wind things down. Genius sheer genius in action. I really don't think anyone would care to spend anytime inside trumpf's head ... talk about 'pit and a pendulum' no doubt. I take some liberty with Poe's epic horror yarn 'The Pit and the Pendulum'. I doubt that E.A. would mind. That would be Edgar Allen Poe for those of a lesser reading understanding. I'm almost certain that as the sun rises on Babylon On Potomac tomorrow, trumpf will have changed his mind at least half a dozen times and offered rude and caustic remarks about real American heroes with focus and clarity of purpose wholly forgotten IF either virtue were anywhere in close proximity to trumpf. No need for any form of concern ... virtue and trumpf are unassociated with one another and have always been so. Trumpf is a schmuck and that about says it all. Now for Sunday machine art. 

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Awww ... Baby Is Cute ...

 A new and previously undiscovered species of small plant eating dinosaur has recently been discovered and golly ... the little dickens is cute. Cuddly small and easy to house train. Here's a picture of the youngster ... 

gosh the little guy is cute no doubt. The dino is a type of 'thesecelosaurid' a bipedal neorithischian indigenous to East Asia and North America. I thought I'd recognized junior from forays out into the Mojave on several occasions. Here I thought the coolest lizard I'd ever encountered was a desert iguana and that guy was a whopper. Not as large as a monitor lizard but pretty darn close. Monitor lizards have recently been discovered in Florida and I feel sort of bad for the monitors ... I mean Florida? Damn that has so got to suck ... Anyway now that we can all know about the 'thesecelosaured', we should probably thank the Koreans because that's where the discovery was made. Problem remains ... the Koreans ate the dang dinosaur and that slaps an ugly ending to our recount of the discovery. Bummer ... now for Saturday machine art.

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el jefe pedofuhrer trumpf as of right about now, has a full battalion of U.S. Marines in the Middle East. trumpf ordered the deployment this past week and it certainly looks as if it will be ground war Iran ... boots on the ground Iran is going to be one bloody nasty quagmire and trumpf really doesn't give a shit about that ... it's not trumpf going to be shot at or IED'd or standing next to an Iranian child that's been booby trapped and suckered into being a "martyr" for the 'great and powerful Muslim god" fellow Marines that may have been standing close to their comrade and the child slightly prior to the IED explosion will carry that trauma with them for the remainder of their lives. that bullshit is known as 'PTSD' ... ptsd is an acronym for 'sucker' ...😐

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 Not a thing to do with Spartans (numbers for any Spartan dealy is 300) or ... you know ... anything. Another off the books war and trumpf fell quickly into the pay as you go plan for an historically iffy war on Iran. el Jefe is demanding an extra off budget books $200 billion dollars because bombing the infrastructure features in Iran is proving a bit pricey.    It's just a privilege to watch trumpf's mind at work. Quite like Buckaroo Bush's war on Afghanistan, al Qaida, and Iraq, el jefe runs out of allocated budget monies for the Dept/War. Be sure to keep all extra budgetary requests off the books. That's so no one really knows where and how that money is used. Now that's typical trumpf, the king of kings bankruptcy action. Trumpf has access to so much money the fucker can just toss money on the floor and hope that money finds itself a good place to hide ... for a little while anyway. I think I'd like just 1% of $200 billion dollars as that's $2 billion dollars and I could live with that. Sorry ... a simple digress from anything relevant to this screed. Considering that the current national debt for the U.S. is $39 trillion dollars, well, $200 billion dollars is mere chicken feed. Trumpf has no intentions of ending his war for Israel. I find it more than curious that the actual driver of trump's mind mush presidency turns out to be Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu Israel's under indictment prime minister. Yep ... curious alright. You know back in the day and not so long ago, Netanyahu's first name was spelled out as 'Binyamin' and I've no idea why that form came to be socially unacceptable and that's probably some 'yid' appeasement. Oh well, $200 billion dollars and trumpf insists that $200 billion dollars for his war on Iran is "a small price to pay." The fuck it is ... I've a feeling that most of that $200 billion dollars will end up in the pockets of trumpf's monied "supporters." Now for Friday machine art. No cost there ...

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I believe the only way to get good feelings about trumpf's war on Iran is to read Tolstoy's 'War and Peace" ... what an interminable exercise in vocabulary abuse ... 😐

Time Then Time ... Out

 The World Baseball Classic is finished for 2026 and the winner is ... wait for it ...  Venezuela. Yep, Venezuela beat the U.S. and final score was ... 3 - 2. With Venezuela being 3 and the U.S. losers. In your face dementia j trumpf and you can suck it. The irony with this victory is strong for Venezuela. Having recently lost their nation's el jefe Nico Maduro to a rather ugly and highly illegal act of war by the U.S., well beating the United States in baseball comes with the sweet taste of yep and fuck you yanks! Or gringos or simply assholes. You see America is the owner, operator, inventor of baseball and so ... to get beaten by Venezuelans is a rather stinging slap across the old American smug face. Venezuela more than likely won't be getting their el jefe back anytime soon and I'd bet there are any number of Venezuelans that are dang happy about that. I'm under the impression that Maduro wasn't exactly an easy guy to get along with. Politically of course. That Maduro kept a rather serious number of Venezuelans locked up with due process being neatly ignored, well, can't really blame the Venezuelans for celebrating the bullshit pulled by trumpf. There really isn't much difference between the U.S. and Venezuela when it comes to locking up unpopular citizens. You know like people of color and those gad danged lefty democan'ts and anyone that's annoyed trumpf at any time during trumpf's miserable lifespan. Also there's the case in Texas where a jury of no neck fat ass republicunts found a group of protesters guilty of being ... quietly now ... shhhh ... antifa ... activists. I could imagine that lawyers will have a field day over this unconstitutional fuckup and that is as it should be. You see, antifa is shorthand for 'anti-fascist' and the Texas legal system being rooted squarely in the 14th or 15th century wholly did not choose to get up to speed on that little nugget of relevance. The Roberts Supreme Court will vacate the guilty finding with a quickness that will leave most Texans wondering how in hell a Texas jury could have missed the glaringly obvious. Of course that's Texas and there has always been something sorely wrong with Texas and Texans. Probably a good thing that Texas judge Roy Bean wasn't handling this miscarriage of justice or those protesters would still be doing the hung chicken dance. Left where the protesters were hung no doubt. Anyway and having digressed just a snidge ... good on Venezuela. Most if not a significant number of MLB players are from Venezuela and all points south of the Gulf of Mexico. Yep. Now for Thursday machine art.

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hardly a day goes by where some daft fool is made to feel ... belittled. amerika can be a damnably cruel place to live sometimes ... times like these our days under the pedofuhrer ...😐

Mental Moonbeams vis a vie Plain Morons

 From the Guardian comes this little nugget of journalistic surprise ... " Joe Kent, director of the National Counterterrorism Center and one time supporter of trumpf, has resigned from his post on Tuesday March 17, 2026" (up the Irish no doubt). Kent resigned his position in protest of trumpf's war on Iran. Gosh ... the Kent chap has bailed on trumpf and let the world know in no uncertain terms why he, Kent, folded his cards and went home. Wherever home may be for Kent. You see Kent in his position as director of National Counterterrorism Center, knows all the facts and figures of der pedofuhrer trumpf bombing the bejesus out of Iran. According to Kent, and Kent knows for a certainty, trumpf started the bombing of Iran for Benjamin Netanyahu and Israel. Yep another god damn Middle Eastern war for Israel. The fucking 'yids' need to be yanked up short. Yeah I know ... the term 'yids' is possibly a wee bit auntySemitic and ... so the fuck what. The Israeli pricks want big brother America to fight their battles so they won't have to shed any actual Israeli blood ... BULLSHIT! America has already been there done that multiple times so this crap is growing moldy and old no doubt. So I've got this inner burn growing and trumpf, Israel, and war are reasons one through ten and there it is. The department of war and the sec/war hogshit is ejaculating all over everywhere with the "war on Iran" and besides hogshit being a raving booze hound, the insufferable little prick is a died-in-the-wool ku klux klanner and makes no bones about it. Hogshit is ever so proud of his 'white supremacy' tattoos. The tattoos really don't help the fact that hogshit has those tiny cojones and must overcompensate at just about every turn and to prove to the war department generals and full bird colonels that he, hogshit, has the "right stuff" which in hogshit's case, the tattoos only emphasize the fact that hogshit is an obsequious toady and nothing more. So that makes two trumpf appointees gone and with a pending impeachment trial awaiting AG Barbie Bondi, another to fall and that should put brainworm rfk jr. next up for the firing line. You're fired brainworm and take the insufferable doc oz with you. Doc oz and the brainworm, there's a pair of woefully intellectually challenged fucknuts. So there is a world class shit storm brewing in the eastern end of the Mediterranean Sea and we'll get a ringside seat to all the tension charged happenings. Yep. Now for Wednesday machine art and someone please check on the humpday camel and see if it's still breathing. muchly appreciated.

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regarding 'bella's', anyone that's been born in the Intermountain West knows exactly where and what 'bella's' is. open 24/7 and quite welcoming so I've been told. way back in the day I had two friends that went to 'bella's' for a carpet laying job and both of those friends came down with the clap. bummer no doubt. 😏

Rumors Or Not Rumors

 I have it from a very reliable military connected source that a "squad of Delta Force Rangers" were killed in action IN Iran. This was just prior to the outbreak of the U.S./Israeli bombing of Iran with an emphasis on Tehran and the holy city of Qom. I have no idea as to what may in fact be "holy" about the city of Qom so read into that whatever you like. Anyway, my source is anonymous HOWEVER my source is eerily spot on so the lame stream media will spin or not spin the rumors ... I'll take the info as accurate until there is a subsequent report that disallows the initial report. With bullshit flying fast and hopeless loose, being able to really know what the fuck is up with trumpf and his blitzkrieg on Iran is mostly a futile effort in confused and jumbled delusional journo-speak. Mainstream journalism is scared of upsetting the trumpf and so they dutifully accept whatever insane crap the trumpf spits out when and on the rare occasion that trumpf actually grants an audience for some trumpf mansplaining and wholly utterance of schizophrenic crap-o-rama. The days of honest and trustworthy journalism is sadly a thing of days long ago. I've lived long enough to have seen the heyday of proud American journalism and the venues that heralded truth and those were the days my friend and I really believed those days would last for as long as 'we the people' had a democratic republic. Well and sadly we no longer have a democratic republic and what America has become is a sad and piss poor reflection on the men and women that secured the freedom America once enjoyed. So the twentieth century played out, buckaroo Bush was slotted as president by the Supreme Court, 9/11/01 happened, and the rest is an ugly slide right up to and including today. With trumpf being the reincarnation of Nixon and a Raygun mix fed mainline into one of his brain veins and here we are. I don't give trumpf much credit for how his presidency is being played out. There is some behind the scenes really malevolent fucknut that is pulling trumpf's strings and my money would be on Vlad Putin that holds the actual and very real video tapes of trumpf being peed on by Russian hookers. That scenario does explain a number of the bizarre changes in a trumpf behavior pattern. That and an amateur diagnosis of trumpf's dementia. Trumpf is and always has been a Russian sleeper agent. Dang kids we are really up shit creek. Now for some Tuesday machine art.

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had there been an actual and credible recount of the November 2024 election, I might be able to get a handle on the trumpf bullshit. there WAS NOT a recount and certification of election 2024 and that all in and of itself is reason enough to question the validity of a trumpf presidency. god damn this is gonna turn out bad very very bad ... 😐