BatCrap Insanity

 So the latest image of trumpf is of dear leader standing on the White House lawn waving a 12 ga shotgun in the air and screaming about Iranians being "crazy bastards" and their needing to open the Straits of Hormuz by Tuesday? I thought our unhinged president said by Monday and gosh that would be today. Today is Monday I do believe. But that must have been reported as wrong on account of on Sunday trumpf clearly said ... hmmm ... no one is really certain what it was that trumpf said or didn't say or misspoke or mere blabbered on and droningly on about "crazy bastards" and here was trumpf wearing his presidential boxers, socks, a rather worn golden robe, and waving that shotgun. There was no reporting on where trumpf might have got the shotgun. Probably the Secret Service. The Secret Service now contracts out to wrasslers of the professional variety, read wwe, fake as hell photo/speech ops where trumpf pretends he's the target of an assassination, and bullshit like that there. Turns out America's el jefe is just another old guy with a shotgun acting like an escapee from the retirement home for crazy old fuckers. I must confess to being one of those crazy old fuckers myself except I don't own a shotgun. The temptation to actually load one up with double ought buckshot and commence a shotgun assault on just about anywhere is at times ... almost overwhelming. So I don't for obvious legal reasons. Now for Monday machine art. 

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in happier days of wedded bliss ... well ... not anymore ... 😏

Why We Can't Have ...

 Why we can't have nice things ... short answer is ... trumpf. Yes friends, voters in 2024 enslaved our America to a convicted felon and rapist and pedophile and misogynist and wholly insane old fucknut. So there you go. Of course the legitimacy of election 2024 has never been examined and why is that? A complete and honest canvassing of the election counts and the systems used to record all that election crap has never not once been exacted. Remember the election 2000? That's the election that gave us George W Bush courtesy of the Supreme Court that robbed then Vice President Al Gore of the election that turns out Gore won. Canvas every and any election so we the people can know for a certainty who actually won an election. Remove the Electoral College from ALL reference in the Constitution and wherever else that obscene bullshit of a writ might rear its partisan head and make all federal elections to be decided by popular vote. Of course that may well be determined IF America has any further elections. Given the cancer that is trumpf and the republicunts in Congress and the Supreme Court, well, maybe we shall or maybe we shall not have further elections. November 2026 is still some days away and with trumpf running apeshit all over our world, at this point, who knows ... Okay that's enough vitriol for now. Sunday machine art is up right about ...

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so trumpf informed the Iranians they have until Monday to reopen the Straits of Hormuz ... I'm not certain that trumpf understands the Straits are open to just about anyone EXCEPT the United States and Israel ... gosh you sort of have to ask ... why is that ... ? 😐

You're Fired

 More game show theatrics from the orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf regime as AG Bondi is gone not so long after puppy dog murderer Noem is canned and Hogshit axes the Army Chief of Staff and that while the U.S. is in an undeclared illegal war of naked aggression on the sovereign nation of Iran. Yep those ever so popular to dog on Shiite Iranians. Yes this war of illegalities and flagrant violations of the 4 Geneva Conventions is solely because the Butcher of Beit Hanoun informed trumpf that the U.S. "needs" to obliterate the nation of Iran from off the face of this Earth. Netanyahu can do that as for some screwy ass reason, the trumpf will bow and scrape before Netanyahu and Russia's Putin. The only two souls on this island Earth that trumpf is sorely afraid of. Curious no doubt. So in other more prescient news, the Orion astronauts are heading for our moon aboard the "Integrity" capsule and they've begun the process of taking images of our moon and Earth for study and for making really keen wallpaper dealies for computers. I mean why else would NASA spend a couple of billion dollars just to get the astros to our moon and back if it weren't for wallpaper images taken up close and moon personal. Yep. So triple AAA basketball finals are set for this weekend and possibly there may be some golf which in either case is filler and distraction from the war on Iran that trumpf and his dumb really dumb asshat over at the "department of flagrant war crimes" and that would be petey 'supremacist' hogshit, so there's all manner of crap to watch on the tube if you happen to be into crap like that. I've given up on television altogether and I don't miss it at all. Go figure. Now for Saturday machine art. Go get that moon Orion astros. 

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no home no hope for homie ... 😐

Quite The Show

 I've followed NASA launches ever since I was knee high to an Atlas 5. Telstar was my first and fired my love of science, science fiction, Heinlein, Asimov, Clarke, Vonnegut, P.K. Dick, and of course Douglas Adams and Kilgore Trout. Probably my favorites but I've left off some and that's probably inexcusable. My bad of course. I made most of the Saturn 5 launches my personal venue for out of this world excitement and Aldrin, Armstrong, and Collins helped fire my imagination for walking on the moon. Fun times up until the Challenger disaster which I was watching with my youngest child. Live up close and personal. Young'un asked me, "what's happened dad?" All I could say was, "it blew up." We never spoke of it again. Probably a really bad thing. How does a child cope with national tragedy. But then how about Palestinians and their children. God damn that has got to be personal agony the likes of which most people will never know. I know but that's not much salve for still painful psychological wounds. Only one of a good many. Anyway, I do love me some NASA launches and Wednesday nights launch was a doozy. So by now the quartet of astronauts are heading for our moon and they are carrying hopes and dreams of not just me but any number of young dreamers in and around our tiny Planet Earth. Our Earth looks very different seen from space. There will of course be images taken by the astronauts looking back at the Earth from the moon and that is as it should be. Now for Friday machine art.

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so trumpf gave a "speech" after the NASA launch ... good god the freak is such a child ... a demented and more than irrational fucknut child but ... such a child ... 😐

To Infinity And ... Read, The Moon

Won't be long now ... as I'm pounding the old keyboard in hopes of winding the screed up just before launch. Launch of the Artemis II happens in about 45:00 minutes and so that would be about maybe a quarter past 15 hundred hours and that would be exactly and in Pacific Daylight Savings Time ... 3:20 p.m. ish and maybe ... here's hoping. I regularly watched just about every NASA launch since about 1963 and I was ringside for Neal Armstrong taking that first giant leap for mankind on the moon. A thing of beauty. So I'm switching back and forth from screen to NASA Artemis screen than back to blog and so ... my interests are divided. So I'm switching over to the Thursday machine art and then it's back to watching NASA. 

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by Thursday morning when I get around to posting this ... we'll all know then ... 😶 which by now we all know what a long strange trip it's gonna be for the astronauts ... I do love watching me some NASA blastoffs ... last evenings launch was a doozy.

Our Petulant President ...

 America's demented orange adolf pedofuhrer juvenile trumpf is pitching fits and screeching at the Euros for not signing on to trumpf's war crimes 21st century version. Trumpf in turn screamed, at the top of his lungs no less, "get your own oil!" Of course the Europeans have been getting their oil without trumpf all along and can most certainly handle getting oil from the Middle East and/or wherever and that's the part that galls dementia j. Watch this embarrassing piece of human excrement flail wildly into empty air, screaming at the top of his lungs that sounds more like fingernails being raked down a chalkboard, stamping his wholly fucked up feets, and in general acting like he's about 18 months to two years old and that is the 'commander-in-cheese' orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf. He is the consummate asshat and in general whiney weaselly wanker extraordinaire. I suppose I could go on and boorishly on but you can certainly catch my drift. Dear dementia j ... you sir are an inveterate cunt and that says it all. Now for Wednesday machine art and would someone check on our camel and see that it's ready for hump day. Thank you for your attention with this matter.

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the real deal with trumpf would be Europeans being unwilling to allow the U.S. to fly over nation's airspace. when the war crimes tribunals crank up, the Euros want no part of that and not many of the human species will blame the Euros for that. trumpf is on his own for this atrocity ... 😐

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This Will Not Be Like A Video Game

 Trumpf plans an "invasion" of Iran. Oh holy body bags this will turn very very ugly, bad, catastrophic, god damnably stupid, and a whole lot of young Americans are going to get killed and worse than killed. The worse than killed premise would be those soldiers that lose arms, legs, arms and legs, one arm one leg and an eye, and the left side of lower jaw. That would be worse than death. Sure sure, postmodern medicine can, possibly, repair torn to shit human bodies ... the mind is a different story altogether. Just ask any veteran from the Bush Wars, or go back to your grandfather and ask him about Vietnam. There are scores of Vietnam War veterans homeless, lost, missing body parts, loved ones that is IF there were any 'loved ones' to begin with, and again ... the psychiatric damage is mostly non repairable. Can we all shout PTSD !!! Yep kids this is going to be damnably avoidable but trumpf will charge in there like he dreams of being Teddy Roosevelt. Trumpf is no take charge leader nor is his flunky minion petey 'horseshit for brains' hedgehog. So for my way younger American friends, get your affairs in order, kiss your loved ones a fond see you later ... maybe ... and watch how el jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf pulls off the single largest war fuck up ever in the annals of American history and never has there been a snafu like a trumpf snafu concerning Iran. Taking in to consideration LBJ's war on Vietnam. America lost 58,220 soldiers killed in action, another 300,000+ Americans wounded, and 75,000 soldiers severely disabled. But you know, American wars of naked aggression are considered war crimes according to the Geneva Conventions all four of them, so no big deal right ... ? Right ... ? Hello? Is there anyone out there paying attention ... any attention whatsoever ... ??? Okie-dokie then it's off to Tuesday machine art.

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take it from me kids, love is the reason I write these screeds and I really REALLY do not want to see you fucked around sideways on account of an out of control and clinically insane el presidente ... trumpf is god damnably insane and there is little doubt about that ... 😐