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Thursday, April 9, 2026

We're Saved ... Maybe ?

 Trumpf's two week ceasefire deal is already on the scrapheap. That took less than 24 hours. So Iran's opened the Strait of Hormuz which was really never closed to just the U.S. and Israel. I doubt Israel has ever used the Strait of Hormuz. My thinking only. You see Iran is now charging ships and the shippers $2 million dollars a pop for safe transit through the Strait. Trumpf missed that little incidental while basking in the warm glow of ... defeat? Yeah so Iran's charging ships and shippers $2 mill for safe transit and that can be easily paid off in Bitcoin. Doesn't that just figure. I'm wholly uncertain how many bitcoins are required to make a million let alone two million. I really don't care. Iran is insisting that Israel MUST stop their genocidal horror on Lebanon and Beirut in particular as that's of paramount concern in the details of this alleged "ceasefire" and the Israelis said "nope that ain't about to happen." Trumpf insists that the "ceasefire" didn't include the Israelites so the Hebrews violating just about all of god's 10 commandments is okie-dokie. The international community is taking a rather dim view of the Israelis heaping genocide on top of the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians, Lebanese, Lebanese christians, and all the animals that just so happen to be included inside one of those Palestinian or Lebanese areas targeted for annihilation. Fucking yids are really straight up holocaustal annoying. The utterly galling aspect to all of this is the lack of accountability for Israelis meaning netanyahu AND the United States meaning trumpf. So it stands to reason that just about any rogue nation or otherwise can without cause start the wholesale slaughter of any ethnic group deemed 'unclean', untouchable, or stinky. There's plenty of room in Mother Earth for the doomed people that haven't a prayer either way. God damn humans are fucking nasty. Murderously nasty. So now it's time for Thursday machine art. There really isn't any hope that any of the horror will abate anytime soon. 

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not even adolf hitler was held to account so ... figure the odds of accountability for netanyahu and/or trumpf ... 😐


Wednesday, April 8, 2026

Bright Lights & Alien Demons

 Those bright lights some people are talking about are from thermonuclear weapons being put to use ... on Iran. The alien demons are referenced by sticky pants vance and while old sticky is over in Hungary shilling for 'Orban' those alien demons are alive and well inside the head of orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf. As twitchy as trumpf is on a daily basis, well, the fucker is not alone. Inside his head. Some dang alien and evil presence is whispering insane thoughts to trumpf and trumpf is ignorant enough to simply repeat what's floating around in his head. So sticky pants believes that all ufo encounters are really demons and I suppose we're supposed to believe that those alien demons came from ... you know ... biblical hell. Sure sure ... Just think should trumpf get the ax by way of the 25th Amendment or suffers from that last term ending stroke ... either way sticky pants will inherit the American presidency. That all in and of itself should guarantee that our America will get worse than when trumpf was about the business of screwing our democratic republic. Vance is not only stupid, he's willfully ignorant and that seems worlds of demonic. Yes demonic. Aliens are aliens and demons are demonic so ... there you go. Now we make the jump to light speed and hit the skies for Wednesday machine art. (yeah not very original but certainly makes a clean break from bullshit to things that matter) oh yeah and someone, anyone, check on the camel please ...

for the next two weeks we're saved ... a "heavenly" reprieve no doubt ...

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trumpf is sort of like lady macbeth in that he can't get the blood of innocents to wash off his hands ... that and ... a new moniker for vance which would be simply sparky vance ... I like it ... 😏

Tuesday, April 7, 2026

If It's Tuesday, A Clock Is Ticking ... Somewhere

 More than likely that clock is ticking away inside of orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf's head and that is the scary part of this ugly ass scenario. el Jefe has "sworn to obliterate Iran" IF Iran hasn't opened those Strait of Hormuz by late Tuesday afternoon and that's to be eastern daylight savings time. Does Iran run on daylight savings time? I really haven't a clue. There really up until now, was no reason to wonder about what the time zone was for Iran. Anyway trumpf is dead dang serious this time. Or maybe it's the next time. Or maybe it's the next time after his latest this time. Or ... christ ahmighty, trumpf is out of his god damned mind but we all knew that and if anyone had ANY doubts about the assertion, well just listen or read what el mucho loco el jefe is raving about now. Trumpf's veiled threats have an ominous side to his prattle ... trumpf has all the buttons to all those poised and ready United States thermonuclear weapons and I do believe that using nukes on Iran is what trumpf is thinking. Won't that be a really good time. No doubt. I suppose we'll know sometime Wednesday. Maybe or trumpf will extended his ominous threats for two weeks this time or well ... you know, whatever. This is most certainly a closer to the real event of a nuclear exchange since Bubba Clinton defused the Pakistan/India threat of nuclear exchange and almost as close as the Cuban missile crisis way back in my younger days. Gosh if'n the time and threats of nuclear war seem to never go away. Problem would be ... trumpf and his access to some of the deadliest nuclear weapons ever devised by some really sick and twisted military/doomsday minds. Trumpf nukes Iran, Hizbollah nukes Tel Aviv, Turkey nukes Athens, Pakistan nukes New Delhi, South Africa nukes Brazil, and on and on and on and ... Yep, we are in some seriously deep shit this time. There doesn't seem anyone in a position to put the smackdown on trumpf so ... duck and cover kids... you'll be fine. Oh yes and one more tiny little detail that gets missed in the fog of all the bullshit spilling from the White House ... ships are transiting the Strait of Hormuz at present. Go figure. Now for Tuesday machine art.

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the real dumpster fire is happening right now at the following address -

1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW, Washington, D.C. send the first responders, paramedics, AND the asylum keepers with their really big nets ... raving lunatic size ... 😐




Monday, April 6, 2026

BatCrap Insanity

 So the latest image of trumpf is of dear leader standing on the White House lawn waving a 12 ga shotgun in the air and screaming about Iranians being "crazy bastards" and their needing to open the Straits of Hormuz by Tuesday? I thought our unhinged president said by Monday and gosh that would be today. Today is Monday I do believe. But that must have been reported as wrong on account of on Sunday trumpf clearly said ... hmmm ... no one is really certain what it was that trumpf said or didn't say or misspoke or mere blabbered on and droningly on about "crazy bastards" and here was trumpf wearing his presidential boxers, socks, a rather worn golden robe, and waving that shotgun. There was no reporting on where trumpf might have got the shotgun. Probably the Secret Service. The Secret Service now contracts out to wrasslers of the professional variety, read wwe, fake as hell photo/speech ops where trumpf pretends he's the target of an assassination, and bullshit like that there. Turns out America's el jefe is just another old guy with a shotgun acting like an escapee from the retirement home for crazy old fuckers. I must confess to being one of those crazy old fuckers myself except I don't own a shotgun. The temptation to actually load one up with double ought buckshot and commence a shotgun assault on just about anywhere is at times ... almost overwhelming. So I don't for obvious legal reasons. Now for Monday machine art. 

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in happier days of wedded bliss ... well ... not anymore ... 😏

Sunday, April 5, 2026

Why We Can't Have ...

 Why we can't have nice things ... short answer is ... trumpf. Yes friends, voters in 2024 enslaved our America to a convicted felon and rapist and pedophile and misogynist and wholly insane old fucknut. So there you go. Of course the legitimacy of election 2024 has never been examined and why is that? A complete and honest canvassing of the election counts and the systems used to record all that election crap has never not once been exacted. Remember the election 2000? That's the election that gave us George W Bush courtesy of the Supreme Court that robbed then Vice President Al Gore of the election that turns out Gore won. Canvas every and any election so we the people can know for a certainty who actually won an election. Remove the Electoral College from ALL reference in the Constitution and wherever else that obscene bullshit of a writ might rear its partisan head and make all federal elections to be decided by popular vote. Of course that may well be determined IF America has any further elections. Given the cancer that is trumpf and the republicunts in Congress and the Supreme Court, well, maybe we shall or maybe we shall not have further elections. November 2026 is still some days away and with trumpf running apeshit all over our world, at this point, who knows ... Okay that's enough vitriol for now. Sunday machine art is up right about ...

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so trumpf informed the Iranians they have until Monday to reopen the Straits of Hormuz ... I'm not certain that trumpf understands the Straits are open to just about anyone EXCEPT the United States and Israel ... gosh you sort of have to ask ... why is that ... ? 😐

Saturday, April 4, 2026

You're Fired

 More game show theatrics from the orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf regime as AG Bondi is gone not so long after puppy dog murderer Noem is canned and Hogshit axes the Army Chief of Staff and that while the U.S. is in an undeclared illegal war of naked aggression on the sovereign nation of Iran. Yep those ever so popular to dog on Shiite Iranians. Yes this war of illegalities and flagrant violations of the 4 Geneva Conventions is solely because the Butcher of Beit Hanoun informed trumpf that the U.S. "needs" to obliterate the nation of Iran from off the face of this Earth. Netanyahu can do that as for some screwy ass reason, the trumpf will bow and scrape before Netanyahu and Russia's Putin. The only two souls on this island Earth that trumpf is sorely afraid of. Curious no doubt. So in other more prescient news, the Orion astronauts are heading for our moon aboard the "Integrity" capsule and they've begun the process of taking images of our moon and Earth for study and for making really keen wallpaper dealies for computers. I mean why else would NASA spend a couple of billion dollars just to get the astros to our moon and back if it weren't for wallpaper images taken up close and moon personal. Yep. So triple AAA basketball finals are set for this weekend and possibly there may be some golf which in either case is filler and distraction from the war on Iran that trumpf and his dumb really dumb asshat over at the "department of flagrant war crimes" and that would be petey 'supremacist' hogshit, so there's all manner of crap to watch on the tube if you happen to be into crap like that. I've given up on television altogether and I don't miss it at all. Go figure. Now for Saturday machine art. Go get that moon Orion astros. 

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no home no hope for homie ... 😐

Friday, April 3, 2026

Quite The Show

 I've followed NASA launches ever since I was knee high to an Atlas 5. Telstar was my first and fired my love of science, science fiction, Heinlein, Asimov, Clarke, Vonnegut, P.K. Dick, and of course Douglas Adams and Kilgore Trout. Probably my favorites but I've left off some and that's probably inexcusable. My bad of course. I made most of the Saturn 5 launches my personal venue for out of this world excitement and Aldrin, Armstrong, and Collins helped fire my imagination for walking on the moon. Fun times up until the Challenger disaster which I was watching with my youngest child. Live up close and personal. Young'un asked me, "what's happened dad?" All I could say was, "it blew up." We never spoke of it again. Probably a really bad thing. How does a child cope with national tragedy. But then how about Palestinians and their children. God damn that has got to be personal agony the likes of which most people will never know. I know but that's not much salve for still painful psychological wounds. Only one of a good many. Anyway, I do love me some NASA launches and Wednesday nights launch was a doozy. So by now the quartet of astronauts are heading for our moon and they are carrying hopes and dreams of not just me but any number of young dreamers in and around our tiny Planet Earth. Our Earth looks very different seen from space. There will of course be images taken by the astronauts looking back at the Earth from the moon and that is as it should be. Now for Friday machine art.

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so trumpf gave a "speech" after the NASA launch ... good god the freak is such a child ... a demented and more than irrational fucknut child but ... such a child ... 😐