Super El Niño With ...
The ridiculously hyped 2026 El Niño will, according to climate scientists, have "Godzilla Strength!" That's right kids, not only will the upcoming 'El Niño' be really really REALLY bad, the upcoming El Niño will be like Godzilla putting the bitch slap on Tokyo. Dang I think that is really gonna hurt. Tokyo. However. the predicted 'super El Niño' hasn't quite yet done more than about be a no show. The climate guys have been on about the El Niño thing for months now and their reporting changes ever so slightly if not hyper-incentivized to provide just the right amount of hysteria to a rather mundane weather report. El Niño so far has been much ado about not a gad danged thang. That's western desert slang for the spooky stormy shit isn't. Isn't here, shows no sign of being anywhere close to here, and so what the fuck are we supposed to do about any of their reporting now ... build an ark big enough for everyone? I am NOT a climate denier. I ...