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  You know times have changed when smoking dope can be sold over the counter in Texas. Yes the great state of guns and Judge Roy Bean, we mustn't forget about 'wheelies Abbot' the wheel chair rollo-boy that acts as Texas governor. Abbot is a "prize" no doubt. Anyway, once upon a time you could get the Texas electric chair for possession of about one joint, smokable and politely rolled, of the dreaded and clearly stoned association with marijuana. Yep. Had smoking the ganja been socially and legally okie-dokie way back in the day, things might have been totally different than was my experience. It wasn't smoking the dope that got me several years in a slam ... another story for another time not today. So and back to Texas. Way back when I used to drive the big rigs, trust me on this count, driving the big rigs is not all that it's cracked up to be, Texas was solidly in the camp of you ain't about not now nor ever gonna be smoking that dang mariwanna her...

  Friends, romans, and associated dilettantes anywhere ... trumpf is just about at the end of his rope regarding his Iran debacle. It seems there are no more Iranian school girls left to obliterate using those hi-tech military explosive dealies. The U.S. military used up their stockpiles of all things that go kablooey and there you go. Seems el jefe president doofus gave the military the go-ahead to send all the shit laying around that goes kablastoma or, whatever to the Israelis. Doesn't that just figure. You see, Israeli is more important to the trumpf regime than any other dang thing on this under assault Earth and all military stockpiles are depleted. Used up. Ain't no more and so ... trumpf can't, for the foreseeable future, bomb Iranian school girls or Iranian whomever. Awww, let us all shed a tear for ... blasted to bloody shards Iranian school girls. Iran refused to allow trumpf to gank Iranian school girls and so it was at that point trumpf decided that if he can...

  Anything I've to say is more than irrelevant to whatever. So off we go to Thursday machine art. erupts - franz - fashion - couture - face - invade - session - chance - once upon a time I had a dog named 'Chance' ... best dang dog ... I miss that pooch ... 😐

  To put all things into popular vernacular ... same shit different day. Same as same old shit and getting older ... oldest as can be. Mindless drivel for a mindless cult of personality that is as mindless as the day before yesterday and will be IF a tomorrow comes a rolling along a garden path. We're in a garden are we not? You know an earthly garden of paradise that would have been fit for Adam and his bitch had they not cheesed off god and were summarily given the boot from the garden of earthly delights. Paradise and isn't that what we're all looking to find? Our very own garden of earthly delights where we can live an idyllic lifestyle that might have booked an appearance on "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" ... from back in the day. But and sadly ... no ... no way ... we have orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf to thank for that. So all things seem to simply replay the replay that was a replay of the last replay and only the expressions on expressionless faces ...

  King Chuck of the U.K. is here on the left side of the pond and he brought his wifey along for kicks. The king's paleolipic squeeze likes shopping in America. Some crap about choices or some shit like that there. It sort of figures that Chuck would bring Camilla the Rottweiler who happens to be mostly useless and that fits right in with the trumpf scenario with Melanie or Mekanie or Melanoma or whatever the silly douche likes to call herself. She, Melanie or whatever rarely speaks and if/and/or when she speaks it's more than obvious the screwy gold digger doesn't speak the American brand of English. The Melania or Melanie or whatever has an accent that is so unnervingly thick you literally could cut the blabber with a knife. Of course that knife would needs be checked out with the White House SS. Gestapo? Yeah probably. Anyway the Melanie or whatever has really really jacked her jaw at Jimmy Kimmel so spot on Mr K you've done America proud. Whatever it wa...

  So and according to reports, a third assassination attempt on trumpf happened for reals (?) on Saturday night April 25, 2026 and you can believe it because the White House insists that it really happened. Sure sure ... So some idiot crashed the WHCD held at the Washington Hilton Hotel in Babylon, D.C., crashed the security entrance that had metal detectors up and running as was the alleged assassin that ran through the m.d. and headed for the ballroom to shoot lights out on everyone in attendance. The guy didn't have enough weaponry to be able to shoot everyone, guy didn't make it to the doors of the ballroom, and the "shots fired" were Secret Service guys and FBI g-men, they shot the guy and that was it. Another faked assassination attempt by the trumpf regime to remind America that trumpf is a fake ass human being as well as being a fake ass president. Fake is the modus operandi of the entire trumpf regime and I think we all knew that. WHCD is the acronym used fo...