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Bye Bye Star Spangled Klanner

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  On Monday, yesterday, Rep. Thomas Massie a republicken, filed articles of impeachment for Sec/War Heggy. Yep old kill 'em where they float or attend school or simply stand around is now bound for an impeachment trial which should happen in the U.S. Senate. Sticky Pants Vance in his capacity as Vice President would oversee a trial in the Senate and golly no conflict of interest there. Should Vance recuse himself, highly unlikely, then Sen Chuck Grassley would preside. The impeachment articles were filed in the House on Monday November 9, 2026 and a vote by the full House of Representatives will happen quite likely this week. Golly is this about exciting or what ... So Mr Aryan Nation Tattoos will face impeachment and the betting opened shortly after those articles were filled and heggy is facing gambling odds at 9 to 1 to be impeached. That almost sounds like a sure thing. Odds are ... heggy is gone ghost and trials for murder could commence shortly after heggy vacates the of...
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yoU Fucking Chump ?

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  Fresh off getting his ass handed back to him in that "Democrap Tsunami", el jefe trumpf is planning on giving the White Trash House Press Secretary position to one Dana White of UFC Ultimate Gladiator Blood Sport Inc and White has indicated that he will bend his knee and kiss the trumpf ring. Trumpf's anal ring. Dang that does seem like one really ugly thing to have to do as a man's man. That's what fans of the UFC blood lettings like to call themselves. Manly men. Mountain manly men. We can take a lickin' and keep on dripping blood all over the caged dealy the burly guys like to use to beat shit out of one another. The very first thing White plans to do in his very first White Trash House presser is punch the CBS reporter square in the face for being part of the CBS news team. That does seem a bit odd considering that the bitch running CBS at present is noted for sucking trumpf dick and ... AND ... swallowing after. Considering how old orange adolf pedofuhr...
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And Next Up Xmas

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We are racing full bore into the Xmas season. The holidays are upon us and there ain't about not a thing can be done about that. Walmart does have Thanksgiving stuff laid out all holiday style and there's sales on canned yams, turkey gravy in a can, turkey necks in a can, 25 gallon jugs of oil for deep frying turkeys, and fire extinguishers are on sale for when the deep frying a turkey goes all 4 alarm call 911 there's a grease fire. A rousing deep fried turkey bon fire is so holiday festive. So start making yourselves a list and check it twice for ... available credit limits, home insurance coverage for fire and floods ... with El Niño cranking into overdrive there just might be oceans lapping at your front door besides Aunt June. No one ever sees Aunt June until the holidays come round and then she's around and you can't get rid of the woman. Anyway, trumpf is still licking his election wounds and is blaming everyone but himself for what happened after the votes w...
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Circle The Firing Squad

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Yes friends the republickens in congress are singing the blues and that singing has a distinctly trumpf rhythm to it. What remains of this current session of congress will be a tale of two or more losers and it does a body good to see the repercussions. Trumpf lost his chief of staff, one susy wiles, quit the regime and stated she was not about to be the whipping post for trumpf to piss on. Trumpf replaced wiles with stephy miller and things in the white trash house just went from bad to holy shit worse. Lawyer staffers at the DoJ are jumping ship like rats would bail off a sinking ship. Head of Civil Rights Division is gone. Prominent attorneys working various prosecutions for DoJ are leaving in droves and the DoJ is wobbling under the strains of being unable to recruit and retain qualified legal talent. AG Blanche DuBoys is gone into hiding hoping to avoid his own prosecution for illegal miscarriage of justice. The Supremes are planning on early retirements to avoid prosecut...
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It Was You Stupid!

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  America's sadly sorry excuse for a president insists that it was his (trumpf's) war on Iran that turned America sour on republickens. Well yeah that was merely a small very small portion in the determinations for why trumpf's agenda and republickens in general lost big on Tuesday's midterm elections. Lost really big to be quite specific here. There were any number of republickens lost their seats in government and if trumpf were to have been on any ballot anywhere in America he would now be a lame duck. Lame duck, google it. Trumpf is our pedofuhrer, convicted rapist, conman, liar, fraudulent fraudster, asshole du jour, insufferable little (?) prick, and he smells funny. That last description is a quote from Melania the first madam. So it was his war on Iran ... sure sure that was the reason. That would also be the reason he'll be charged by the International Criminal Court at The Hague. Jurisdiction for war crimes and crimes against humanity is exactly why ou...
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Gosh Did Not See That Coming ...

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  I didn't really expect much from the midterm elections results. I had hopes for a knockout punch for the republicant's and by golly it was a solid round house left hook that did the job nicely. Now we'll have to wait and see what comes around usually goes back round again ... HOWEVER ... the wait until January 3, 2027 will be interminable and there isn't much can be done about that. Current Speaker of the House, one Mikey "spineless weenie" Johnson came out and stated he's not gonna even play come the new congress and seeing as how the fucker dang near ruined the Office of Speaker, well, the little freak should commit ritual seppuku on the National Mall and pray to be forgiven all his sins and evil do'er behaviors as he, Johnson, was under the spell of trumpf. I could suppose that a confessional such as that might hold some water but not this time ... nothing short of a full evisceration will cleanse his bullshit from the national zeitgeist. So take ...
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It Came From The Zeptoverse

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  Yes my friends and just when you thought it was safe to go outside again comes the news ... the door to the "zeptoverse" has been found and scientists are now attempting to get someone/something on the other side of the "zeptoverse" door to open that door so the physicists can have a look see. Usually when there's news about particles and smashing hadrons and shit so gad dang tiny you'll not now nor just about ever be able to see what it is the scientists/physcists are all worked up about. So small as to be able to pass unnoticed for years and the better part of 40+ years to be almost precise. So the 411 rings up sort of like this ... physicists/scientists are smashing "particles" using some kind of atomic schmutz together inside the large hadron collider located at CERN near Geneva, Switzerland and Switzerland is in Europe. Our United States fiddled with the idea of building a large hadron collider dealy back in the day but cost conscious republ...
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