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Ha Ha Fooled Everybody

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  The now reported ruse by the Secret Service over in Turkey to sneak donorrhea out of Turkey using a catering container is NOT the actual story. So here's the real deal ... el jefe and his entourage were seen boarding Air Force One in Turkey and at the same time the airport service personnel were loading food onto Air Force One so, trumpf sees the catering container open and filled with all the "special food items necessary for feeding donorrhea like Mickey D's Big Macs, crates filled with French fries, those apple pie dealies and the like ... so when good old orange adolf sees all that food just a waiting for him to chow down on, the trumpf slides his fat ass inside the catering container and the container door is shut with trumpf still inside the container hogging up every last morsel that he, trumpf, could get his little mitts around and there you go. Back at the airport kitchens, trumpf is discovered inside the catering container having eaten himself into a Big Mac co...
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Straighten Up & Learn Some Manners

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  Orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf has been schooled by the Iranians. A Mr Mohammad Bagher Zolghadr, secretary of Iran's Supreme National Security Council stated for the world press, "until America corrects its behavior, the Strait of Hormuz will not open." So despite all the bullshit spit out by donorrhea concerning Iran, the Strait of Hormuz, and whether the Strait is in reality open, the Strait is not open and no there are NO diplomatic negotiations ongoing with the U.S. and Iran. You see trumpf and reality are two entirely separate fictions and our good old donorrhea is so far from reality, there is no plan to bring him back to a reality that might be close to the actual reality we all face on a daily basis. So orange adolf stated that Iran makes him mad ... so darn mad ... really frustratingly mad and now ... wait for it ... wait ... donorrhea insists that his regime is now "low-keying U.S. dealings with Iran." I don't think anyone in the trumpf...
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Tomorrow Marks The End

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  The end of the 'dog days of summer' comes tomorrow. Tomorrow is August 11, 2026 and that's the last day of those hot and sticky 'dog days of summer'. So cheer up homie, summer is almost over. Almost can have so many and varied meanings. A way out here in the Mojave, all the little chillins are back in school and I'd bet the little darlings are just happy as happy can be about that. Sure sure ... Anyway the 'dog days of summer' are officially from July 3rd until August 11th and has much to do with the "rising of Sirius the Dog Star' and the star makes it's observational appearance beginning July 3rd of any year and ends when the Dog Star is no longer visible and that's on August 11. Any and all of this 'Dog Star' prattle is contingent on astronomical timings and how bright is our sun and various latitudinal vis a vie longitudinal dealies and so while the official last day of summer is predicated on the 11th being in August, that...
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There's No One Home

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  Summertime has hit Babylon On Potomac and the cesspool is now empty. Supremes are on summer vacation. U.S. Senate has closed up shop for the summer vacation. The House of, is ... ummm ... well ... no one is quite certain what is up with the House but the House is probably shut down for summer vacation. With the United States House of Representatives, no one can accurately predict what the House is doing so we'll just let it go. The House is in the throes of entropy: what with the Speaker of the House being mostly a lying obsequious toady and worlds of hypocritical, the House mostly lays around half dead and completely useless. The only governmental figure left standing around in BoP would be orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf and el jefe is never quite certain if he's still alive. Sort of like Kentucky itchy the most likely dead senator of the 'tucky'. Gosh, 'tucky' sounds sort of like pucky and pucky is slang for shit. So what we have here is ... 't...
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Chicken Little Has Clocked In

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  According to the hacks over at Science Daily, the earth, our earth's inner core has 'suddenly stopped spinning and changed direction'. Every one needs to grab a hold of something stationary and hold on tight. Should the inner core of our earth actually stop spinning, well, our earth would be in a bad way and everyone and everything on our earth's surface would "suddenly" take flight from off the surface of our earth and be welcomed by the space we all take for granted as simply being there for all us earthlings to ponder over. First off should the earth cease it's spin suddenly, gravity would collapse, our atmosphere would vanish like so much thin air, anything not nailed firmly to our earth will fling it's way into space and, that's to include EVERYTHING! No more worrying about wars or food or being homeless or none of that as and you see, nothing would matter. Not one thing would matter and should you be holding on to whatever, the whatever you...
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To Crucify Dr. Fauci

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  The republicons in Congress, both the House and Senate, have decided to crucify Dr. Anthony Fauci for his handling of the Covid epidemic that began in the U.S. January 20, 2020. January 20 just so happens to my birthday but I'm almost positive I had nothing to do with the Covid pandemic. Giving the Inquisition initiated by Congress, there's no telling who may be held up for congressional crucifixion. Our United States Congress, the House and the Senate, have gone completely batshit crazy and there's no telling where this bullshit might wind up. So, Senator Rand Paul, known to his closest advisors and friends as 'randy', has taken up the ax to grind on Dr. Fauci for reasons as yet to be explained. Any explanation that so much as skirts what might actually be considered as relevant are yet to be offered to the American people. We's just folks and we don't need to know shit about what our government is doing to us ... for us? ... or just for our government...
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Apocalypso Colorado

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  It seems the state of Colorado is having a retro-apocalyptic summer and dang if'n that doesn't about suck. Or choke. Having been there did that once, I'm not at all up for doing it again. One of the primary reasons I don't live in Colorado. So meteorologically, Colorado is a cross current nexus point of winds and abhorrent weather patterns that are converging smoke from multiple wildfires from all over the North American west. Smoke from Canadian wildfires, Washington wildfires, Oregon wildfires, Idaho wildfires, Montana wildfires, Wyoming wildfires, New Mexico wildfires, and Texas wildfires are every one of them pumping smoke into Colorado. Bummer no doubt. So anyone thinking about walking a mile for a Camel cigarette in Colorado will have serious pulmonary trouble and possible collapse due to all the wildfire smoke that is choking if not outright strangling Coloradans and if you happen to be dependent on clear clean Colorado air for breathing purposes, well, you...
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