May Day ... May Day ...
Friends, romans, and associated dilettantes anywhere ... trumpf is just about at the end of his rope regarding his Iran debacle. It seems there are no more Iranian school girls left to obliterate using those hi-tech military explosive dealies. The U.S. military used up their stockpiles of all things that go kablooey and there you go. Seems el jefe president doofus gave the military the go-ahead to send all the shit laying around that goes kablastoma or, whatever to the Israelis. Doesn't that just figure. You see, Israeli is more important to the trumpf regime than any other dang thing on this under assault Earth and all military stockpiles are depleted. Used up. Ain't no more and so ... trumpf can't, for the foreseeable future, bomb Iranian school girls or Iranian whomever. Awww, let us all shed a tear for ... blasted to bloody shards Iranian school girls. Iran refused to allow trumpf to gank Iranian school girls and so it was at that point trumpf decided that if he can...