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  Professional golf took one to the eye as the weekend Ryder Cup tourney finished off dignified professional golf, the era of drunken abusive golf tourneys will take center stage and drop any pretense of being civilized. The Ryder Cup had its beginnings way back in the early days of professional gold and that was in the 1920's. Then the seventies happened and televised golf came into its own which was largely due to Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus. Not just the two of the very best players in the world but certainly the eye of professional golfs hurricane. Metaphor. So the Ryder Cup happens every two years, biennially, and this year was one for the books. History books maybe but books of ill mannered poor sportsmanship to be certain. The Ryder Cup got off to a crap start when amerika's boy king orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf showed up on Friday afternoon of the foursomes round and the proverbial ugly shit hit the fan. With trumpf showing up you just had to ...

  Just in time for Mormon General Conference, which just so happens to be next weekend the first weekend in October, the Mormon profit died. Mr. Profit was old and I mean really freaking old. Possibly the oldest Mormon profit ... ever. Profit was 101 and that's pretty dang old. So on an ugly note, a Mormon Church Sunday meet and greet was met with a shooter that rammed the Mormon Church in Grand Blanc, Michigan and shooter came out of his wrecked truck shooting whomever was met and reports indicate 1 dead and a number of Mormons wounded and their meeting house which the Mormons call a "ward", was burned to the ground. Gosh if'n that ain't about some bad juju no doubt. So police reports indicate that "searchers are combing through the rubble of the burned to the ground 'ward' house where officials might find additional victims dead because of the fire. The shooter was also responsible for torching the 'ward' house. Shooter suspect was "neu...

The General Assembly of the United Nations turned into the United Nations Comedy Central this past week. The last week in September every year is when all the heads of state from nations across our Planet gather in New York City for the G A. Most heads of state are welcomed to New York City where the headquarters of the U N are located. I could not tell you why New York is where the U N headquarters is located. Probably something to do with World War II but I'm not certain of that and I've never bothered to question the U N headquarters location until this year. The President of the Palestinian State of the West Bank and Gaza was refused entry into the United States on account of orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf pitching an Israeli goaded fit about Palestinians. The President of Venezuela was not invited to the G A on account of orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf likes killing Venezuelan sailors in fishing boats. You see those icky darn and now dead Venezuelan sailors were catching f...

  The Department of Justice has issued an indictment of former director of the FBI and that would be one James Comey. Go figure. I've followed James Comey's legal and political career for some years now and I can't for the life of me figure out what Comey may have done other than get under der orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf's really thin skin. Annoying trumpf is hardly grounds for a federal indictment. At least I would think so. I try my very best to annoy the fuck out of der pedofuhrer and so far I've been damn lucky to not have been indicted. I am certainly NOT trying to invite an indictment. First off I most certainly could not afford any sort of 'legal team' to free my ass out from under a federal indictment. I do know a little about indictments and one really should try to avoid the damn things like you'd avoid the plague. At my advanced stage of life, a federal indictment would guarantee my number would be up. I really would not like to die in jail...

  It's over ... my soiree into past rhymes that really had no specific postmodern touchstone and so it goes. An acclaimed journalist and really smart woman, Linda Ellerbee, used the "so it goes" line as her ending for the conclusion to whatever it was she might be reporting on. I admired the woman greatly. Smart and not afraid to tell it like she saw it with the added bonus that you could trust whatever it was she would be reporting on. By today's postmodern standards (?) Ellerbee would eat these air headed poltroons for breakfast. Well ... you know ... IF Ellerbee had ever been into cannibalism. Which I am most certain she never was. Or would be ... Linda Ellerbee along with Gwen Ifill, Martha Raddatz, and Christiane Amanpour to name just a few that merit mention. Most of today's female talking heads are no more than prattling readers that can read lines off of a teleprompter and not much beyond that. Today's female journalists seem to rarely do any actual in...

  just not ... not just - so we hold these truths to be self evident all men are created though not equal not just anyone is allowed to be upper crust that men are endowed with certain inalienable rights though those rights vary across the board and across the classes that life liberty and the pursuit of happiness applies for some but not just anyone reads - cat - queen - omni - quaint - order - bene - swirls - amerika's orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf embarrassed the shit out of himself AND amerika on Tuesday at the united nations. it was trumpf being himself and that is all our world can expect even when on the "official stage." the buffoon made this speech truly hard to watch or listen to ... 😐

  weighted down - in the little book of wow-kah-ching reads a barely understandable parable and it goes something like this ... "be not weighted down with money give it all to me and be free and your soul will see the rightness of this virtue and you soul will see it is not too heavy to transcend these earthly chains and raise itself without much pain unto heaven" and the author never once addresses what he does with the money winter - olden - arbor - wither - weeps - fury - failed - stream - I suppose that my prose needed to age for awhile ... reading the work these days seems almost prescient ... 😎