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  That cosmic ray bombardment that I articled up a day or so back is back in the news. Evidently "the Tasmanian Devil" cosmic ray was so powerful that it struck all the scientists on Planet Earth, they were dumbstruck. Knocked smooth out and down for a ten count. That cosmic ray carried in excess of 240 exa-electron volts of energy. Gosh ... I think that sounds like a lot of exa-electrons. I must confess that I haven't a clue as to what in hell an "exa-electron" might be but exa-electron sounds darn impressive. The huge number of 'exa-electron volts of energy makes the 'Tasmanian Devil' cosmic ray second only to the mind-blowing 'Oh-My-God' particle that hit back in 1991. It can finally be revealed that the OMG particle and the Tasmanian Devil particle are both LFBOTS and the dumbstruck scientists managed to get a photo of the LFBOT as it stuck our Planet Earth, all the whiz kids, and here it comes. The photo - I suppose that once the whiz ki...

  Yes it's true, a grinch (wind) blew through Washington D.C. and toppled the National Christmas Tree. The tree had been erected (read that as 'stood up') on the National Mall just in front of where a military firing squad will execute Dementia J. Trump after he's convicted for high crimes, misdemeanors, sedition, and of course treason. The media certainly does NOT ever speak of that eventuality. That is of course IF the American justice system works according to the letter of federal law. Sorry I digress with a little bit of xmas wishing. I can do that. However and back to the original start of this screed, the National Christmas Tree took a full frontal blow job and had to be rehabilitated. Stood back up and re-decorated. Evidently the federal staffers that are in charge of our National Christmas Tree, the care, feeding, and decorating the darn thing, had to chase wreaths and ornaments down Pennsylvania Avenue. All turned out well and the National Tree is saved. Chris...

  More powerful than a locomotive, able to breach galaxies far far away, look up in the cosmos ... it's a bird, it's a plane, it's a supernova, and wrong on all counts. It's a LFBOT and is hundreds of billions of times more powerful than our sun. Oh yes my friends be afraid. Be very afraid. Be afraid on a scale that will find you running in circles screaming then shouting ... "we're doomed we're doomed as we can be ... I must say." Okay that should be enough with the histrionics. Quoting from an ArsTechnica article dated November 27, 2023 - "LFBOTS (luminous fast blue optical transients) are already quite bizarre. They erupt with blue light, radio, X-ray, and optical emissions, making them some of the brightest explosions ever seen in space. LFBOTS can be luminous as supernovae. The LFBOTS can give off more energy than hundreds of billions of stars like our own."  Dang ... who knew ... and if one just one, of these heretofore mentioned LFBOTS...

  Yes it really is the last Monday in November 2023 and we'll never see another Monday in November. Not for this year anyway. That's it, that's about all I've got for a Monday so ... let's cut to the chase and get on with Monday machine art. The very best machine art your money can buy. ☺ dogz - trips - fossil - rabbi - escar go - merger of souls - did you know that back in the day Jerry Garcia liked to use the nickname "Captain Trips?" yes he did. that was back in the day when LSD was some really good shit and not the messed with pseudo-crap that came down the pike later on. 😳 I'm trippin' man ...

  Black Friday on the North Shore Oahu, Hawaii. The big waves are rolling in and ... the surfers that are inclined to risk life and limb for some cheap thrills are catching the monster surf and hanging on for dear life. You don't get to see too much hang ten. Nope. I enjoy watching big wave surfing. Way back in the day I gave surfing a try. Surfing is NOT as easy as it looks while watching from on shore. I did manage to get the hang of body surfing but grab a board and you're sitting on top of the world? Hardly. Grab a board and have an up close and personal encounter with the ocean's bottom. Face full of sand, nose filled with ocean water which is not very potable, and the relief from being able to finally catch your breath. However, I do enjoy the Pacific Ocean and I do enjoy watching the professional surfers riding the gigantic swells that occur at the North Shore Oahu. It's an ocean event that happens at just about all of Hawaii's north facing shores. That being...

  The Mormon Home-world is being targeted by "alien cosmic rays" and the attack in question has actually been documented by the Telescope Array Observatory in Utah. The Mormon Home-world is better known as the totalitarian State of Utah and the TAO is owned and operated by the University of Utah. The TAO is strategically located in the West Desert of Utah and is located safely inside a military reservation that gets used for all manner of U.S. military shit and "other secret government thingies." The 'U' has been given charge of this very important space study on account of 'aliens' have been targeting the Mormon Home-world for quite some time now. That occurrence is reason enough to explain in scientific terms what the hell is wrong with the State of Utah and just about everyone living in Utah and every last Mormon that happens to be wandering our Planet at any given moment. This recent cosmic ray assault is heralded as one of the most POWERFUL cosm...

In sad entertainment news, Daryl Hall and John Oates are locked in a "bitter feud" over some dang perceived slight and therefore lawsuits, restraining orders, and cat scratches appearing mysteriously out of nowhere   are being dutifully reported by muck rags and other Hollywood related purveyors of bullshit. In case you might not remember who in hell might Hall and Oates be, well, the 'rock' duo has been out of the public limelight for quite some time now. Well they're back now and the headlines are not flattering. The reporting made no details public other than Hall is suing Oates, Oates is counter suing Hall, and Hall offered up a full broadside with a "restraining order" and a resounding "fuck you John!" I'm will to bet and being not in a need to know grouping, this dust up is about money. The feuding duo are even inductees into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and that happened back in 2014. I wonder who'll get the Hall of Fame accola...

  It's here my friends that blessed day of feasting, football, mass shootings, ethnic cleansing, and fun shit like that there. Thanksgiving Day and we should all be thankful that we are NOT living in Gaza or the West Bank. So on this joyous day of giving thanks, here comes a boatload of Thursday and Thanksgiving machine art. godz - geometry - hieronymous - embrace - raif - discovery - robes - drippy - as you slowly slip into a tryptophan coma, remember there'll be pie waiting ... ☺