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  Dead Eye Patel, head g-man for the FBI, took himself a snorkel trip to the USS Arizona Memorial which used to be a sacred military grave site. Evidently the head g-man of the FBI is above following rules and restrictions for the USS Arizona Memorial. Here are some of the rules that govern the Memorial - The USS Arizona Memorial: swimming, snorkeling,   and diving are strictly prohibited for the general public. Because the sunken battleship entombs over 900 sailors and Marines, it is treated as a hallowed military grave and active cemetery. Access is only granted to National Park Service divers for structural preservation, military divers performing interments for survivors, and authorized dignitaries. So and obviously old Dead Eye Patel is an "authorized dignitary." I have never considered the head g-man @ FBI to be a dignitary or even close to dignified. Possible exceptions would be ex-Director James Comey and Robert Mueller. Dead Eye Patel might be the curre...

So trumpf is back from his China soiree and el jefe is simply aglow with the effervescent spirit of Xi Jinping. China's "Dear Leader" gave trumpf the 'official state visit' of trumpf's life. Trumpf got a guided tour of the rarely and hardly ever seen Zhongnanhai, a secretive leadership compound at the heart of Chinese government. Trumpf was seen drooling all over himself while getting the tour. Trumpf is such an international embarrassment. So doofus is back home and making plans for an "Imperial Garden of Heaven" on White House grounds. Trumpf is planning on asking Congress for an extra $5 billion dollars so's he can have replica Chinese dragon dogs mounted on marble stands and a really huge gigantic replica of Chairman Mao. Congress will of course green light trumpf's ridiculous request and shortly after the White House 'Ballroom' is built and sufficiently christened and celebrated, then the Arc de Trumpf Victory Arch will be erecte...

  Quite possibly never ever again. At least not in the part of our world where the wife and I reside. It's okay though ... "authorities" have reassured us that "we're good on water until 2046." After that all you fools will be on your own. So the whiz kids at the National Weather Service are predicting an 'El Niño' to develop "soon." 82% probability during May - July 2026, that's from the U.S. Climate Prediction Center and that's the prognosticators branch of the National Weather Service. The el nino is expected to continue through the northern hemisphere winter with a blistering 96% chance from December 2026 - February 2027. So ... it will or will not rain again soon or never and blizzards may or may not smack the living bejesus out of the 'upper tier' states this upcoming winter and it most certainly will turn out to be a winter of our discontent. HAH ... stole that line yes I did. Shakespeare can suck it. So what might al...

  War on Iran ... is there or was there a point? A point besides the murder of about 200 Iranian school girls and their teachers. War on Iran ... was there a point to forcing Iran to close the Strait of Hormuz? War on Iran ... was there a point to trumpf's intelligence community losing track of Iranian Kilo Class submarines? I'm willing to bet those submarines are sitting off the east coast of our good old U.S. of A.. Won't that be a surprise when an unexpected missile attack rains down on Babylon On Potomac. It most certainly could happen. We are for all intents and purposes at war with Iran. I imagine Iran is planning a reprisal for the murder of those Iranian school girls. Had the situation been the reverse, you can bet that trumpf would have declared nuclear war is on and Iran is the target. U.S. military already has plans for such an eventuality and that much is certain. Conclusions drawn courtesy of the U.S. military and their fascination with posting braggadocio mi...

  el Jefe orange adolf pedofuhrer trumpf is off to China. Evidently trumpf is going to suggest an offer the Chinese can't refuse. In other news ... more Palestinian graves around the West Bank and Gaza have been dug up by Israeli squatters and those remains have been shipped FedEx to UN headquarters in NYC. Secretary General of the U.N. indicated that the "egregious acts by Israeli squatters is simply annoying." Well said Mr. Secretary General. Michelangelo's 'David' has been arrested and charged with public nudity and being covertly behind the Epstein Files uproar. You just had to know that was coming. According to DMZ the media cranks, sticky pants Vance has been sentenced to sleeping on the couch as the Mrs. sticky pants learned just several days back that old sticky pants is named in those nefarious Epstein Files and the trumpf regime names that appear in those Epstein Files have, as could be expected, to include just about every last member of the trumpf ...

  I'm posting a link to the most egregious and ugly ass news report to have come around in a very long time. Uglier than anything trumpf has pulled off to date. So here's the link to the story that will be unfolding here right quick as I vent spleen on Israelis - https://www.npr.org/2026/05/10/nx-s1-5817496/israeli-settlers-palestinian-exhume-grave-west-bank-jenin So Israeli settlers squatting on Palestinian land and driving off the rightful occupants of that Palestinian land, being Palestinians of course, forced a Palestinian family to dig up an elderly Palestinian man Friday last after the man had been buried. The man had died the day prior. UNHRO called the incident "a despicable act, a new level of dehumanization of Palestinians happening all over the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip." There is a video filmed at the scene of the violation of the elderly man's grave, the deceased Hussein Asasa's body is carried away from the cemetery by his family as the I...

  Monday May 11, 2026 seems almost like the last Monday which seemed almost like the Monday before that and so on and so on ad infinitum. The trumpf regime offers nothing new, nothing bold, nothing brilliant, and well, nothing. So it is fair to conclude that the trumpf turn in the White House is same old same old blah blah blah. However, the trumpf regime is gouging the bejesus out of American wallets and that is more than reason to IMPEACH this lowlife fucknut freak. All his corrupt minions as well. Just think ... we've only got a little over two more years of this crap. So and on that happy note here is Monday machine art. smell it - cathed - statistics - (think epstein files) binary - juju -  entry - ravens - sleep - princess sleeps better on a serta cushy cloud mattress ... 😏