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All Used Up

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  The month of May is done. Finito. Used to the very last drop. The month of May brought more mass shootings and deaths. More automobile homicides. More political bullshit. AND...one drunk husband of the Speaker of the House of Representatives. That'd be Nancy Pelosi's lifelong squeeze. What is name. No really, what is his name? I don't know. I suppose I could google up dude's name BUT and however, I do not give a flying figmont to the power of whatever. Here's machine art to end the month. some guy - mural - fracktose - facial array - would it be such a bad thing IF someone put the hogtie on donny 'fucknuts' trump? I don't think that would be such a bad thing. however, the Secret Service (Amerika's SS) might think otherwise. pity... 😚

Here It Is

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  Memorial Day 2022. Seems almost ironic that this holiday would crop up at present. So and cutting to the chase, remember sacrifice. So much gets sacrificed each and every day. Memorial Day machine art. shop - nuclear family - ddg - got a problem? get a solution - so it goes. holiday is over tomorrow. that is IF tomorrow makes it without getting killed. 😳

Sunday Jiggy Services

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  It's Sunday so gets yourself all washed and scrubbed up then head for ANY Southern Baptist Church for a Sunday orgy like you won't believe. Who would have guessed that those wascally christian Southern Baptists were a bunch of sluts. Dicks and sluts. How "Christ like" and go figure. Talk about a Memorial Day weekend one might never forget. Machine art is up right about now... unknown jiggy - matador - gort - optic X 3 - those evangelical christians ain't no different than just about anyone on or around our precious Planet Earth. guns and fucking around...wow is that about a hoot or what. 😄

4.5 And Counting...

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  Random nonsense to consider. There have been 540 mass shootings since the year 2012. Yup. If we do the math and I'm certainly going to keyboard the numbers, 540 shootings breaks down to 54 mass shootings each and every year since...wait for it...2012. 54 mass shootings each and every year breaks down to 4.5 shootings each and every month since...wait for it...2012. Since 2009, 1536 men, women, and children have been shot and killed. An additional 983 men, women, and children have been shot and wounded. Welcome to the killing fields of America. Machine art for Saturday May 28, 2022. super - emperor is not trump - on Friday May 27, 2022 and speaking to a NRA (national rifle association) convention in Houston, Texas, trump injected himself into the perverse AR-15 assault rifle and 18 year old inbred kids packing those AR-15 assault rifles to kill school children and donny fucknuts said and I'll quote old fucknuts here, "IF the U.S. weren't spending money on Ukraine and ...

Away They Go

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  This is it. Friday May 27, 2022 and the Memorial Day weekend is off to a roaring start. Let's hope that the holiday brings a close to those elementary school killing fields. Seems to me that any gun retailer that sells an AR-15 assault rifle to an 18 year old dumb ass kid and that dumb ass kid shoots up a school killing students and teachers should be prosecuted as accessory to murder. Just a thought brought on by a sense of outrage. Outlaw the goddamn bullets as well. Okay and with that out of a way let us send off all those weekend travelers with a round of machine art.  Uvalde - lens them out - sky - box not Pandora's - this holiday weekend will surely produce another mass shooting somewhere in America. The killing seems an inevitability. 😟

Ready Or Not...

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  Here comes the "official start" of summer 2022. Oh yeah this up and coming Monday just so happens to be Memorial Day AND May 30, 2022. Those ever so numb American dummies will load up their cars, vans, SUV's, trucks hitched to trailers and haulers and boats (that would be IF and that is a big if the trekkers can find any water vis-a-vis lakes) and side-by-sides and ATV's and god knows what might be else. Fighting traffic and annoying children and the children that might have survived the latest school mass murder/shooting and the staggering cost of fuel and then and then wedge themselves and all that ancillary bullshit those 'kind folk' drag out to wherever they may in fact be headed to AND camp for a day or so and then pack it all in and head back in a reverse of the headed out drill. Oh dang...doesn't that sound like a world of fun and good times? Maybe not so much. I'm staying home and I'll have most of the neighborhood all to me self. Peace a...

Exploding Seatbelts And...

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  Dead school kids. In Texas. Current body count would be 18 dead children and 3 adults dead and that would include the shooter. Judas H. Priest...there is something seriously wrong in these United States of First Degree Murder. The exploding seatbelts is ancillary. Hyundai had to recall about 250,000 Hyundais on account of exploding seatbelts. Exploding seatbelts?!? What the hell is up with that? The question would be rhetorical. So for the 24th day of May 2022, we've got ANOTHER school mass shooting with a whole lot of dead kids AND exploding seatbelts. Damn I wish I would've thought of exploding seatbelts. On any other day, exploding seatbelts would be absolutely hilarious. But not today. So thanks a bunch 18 year old child killer in Texas. You singlehandedly brought an hysterically funny news blurb to ruin. What is up with the 18 year old killers? Is anyone paying attention to these glaringly obvious thoroughly fucked up teenagers. Buffalo has an 18 year old killer. Let...

Celebrity Smack Down

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  Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard and the defamation case is being prosecuted on social media. Heard vs Depp round one was a dang nasty divorce. I'm not certain as to who won what in the divorce. Possibly Amber Heard received temporary custody of Depp's bank account. I don't know. I sort of don't care. Round two in Depp vs Heard is the DeppMan filing a defamation lawsuit against Heard. The legalese spins around who put the bitch slap on whom. My money would be on Depp using Heard as his personal punching bag. According to Depp, Heard is a bitch and deserved a good smack. Heard contends that Depp is a bit of a dilettante and foppish bully. Heard may very well be correct. However when dealing with Prima Donas and Johnny Depp is certainly one of those, social wagering will bet heavily on the Dona and not on the Heard as victim. It seems that social wagering is betting heavily on Depp. So Depp is coming out the victim in this miscarriage of good taste and machismo while Heard is...

Moronic Monday

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  Ladies and gentlemen so once again...we've arrived at another Monday. Oh yippee! Had me a grand old time out in the Mojave on Sunday and brought home some spiffy keen rocks. I do love me some rocks. Not just any old rock no sir. The ONLY rocks I bother with are the rocks that can catch my attention. If you know how to communicate with rocks, well, the catching of attention becomes a quite simple practice. "Know thyself and then know thy rocks."...Diggy Q. Hounderson. A noted Norwegian rockhound. Okay then...lets get to the meat of the Monday matter and that would be machine art of course. cubismist - egg planet - tricks of a tirade - shot down in the prime of commuting...damn that just sucks. think New York subway shooting. what in hell are the cops doing besides quaffing down doughnuts. 👮  

Sunday Service - Biscuits And Gravy

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  Yes my friends it's Sunday. That ever so precious day of 'worship' OR 'worse shit' as the situation may present itself. By using the gender neutral pronoun 'itself' we're being trendy. Of course I could have used the neutron proton but, that just makes the case harder to wrap one's head around. AND of course anytime one cares to wrap one's head around whatever, there are consequences. At times...terminal. Here a comes the Sunday series of machine art. puka - mom and you'll have to figure this one out on your own - colorful - for the Catholics that just might be out...there - I'm off to explore some desert that I've never been to before. ever. might even bring home some new rocks. depending of course on what the desert presents. 😎

Saturday Seems Somehow...

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  Different? Possibly but, not so much. More indiscriminate shots fired. Body counts. Bodies don't count? Oh well...we'll know come Monday. You know, mass shootings. Machine art is up right about now.  bars - paint can - hole - if the Supremes break out in a gunfight, would anyone really care? You know...the Supremes as in the Supreme Court Justices? It's an almost irrelevant fact that Justice 'Unca Tom' Thomas packs a Glock. 😁

Of Mice, Mormons, and Morons

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  Once upon a time, these United States of America had a 'great inland salt sea'. Better known as the Great Salt Lake. It is on account of this lake that Salt Lake City found its name. As some may or may not know, the western U.S.of A. is in the throes of one damnable climatic drought. The drought has been continuous for a number of years now. By the "western United States", that means ALL the states west of the Mississippi River. Yes the drought is that bad. Media doesn't exactly portray the drought as the serious threat to American life and livelihood that it very much is. So the Great Salt Lake has been shrinking for a number of years now and teeters at present to become just one very large salty toxic dust bowl. As our telling of present climatic standing continues, Utah's braveheart legislature is grappling with the shrinking lake issues and how in hell Utah's legislature might find water for the rapidly shrinking Great Salt Lake. I need to interject ...

Another Day Another Round Of Stupid Irritations

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  Our world is awash in irritating if not annoying bullshit. Seems there ain't not about much can be done about any of it. Damn if'n that don't about suck. Here's more machine art. scrawl (look closely) - war crime - champion - Paris - did you know that Pennsylvania the state that was once home to Benjamin Franklin has gone totally batshit insane? Well...the state has and that's more than sad. 😣

The Truth Is Out...Where?

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  Congress is holding "hearings" on UFO's. You know, space aliens and their space cruisers? Congress can't find anything important to hold hearings on. Congress is wholly useless. Machine art comes right about now. Gotham - a constant - feather - stereo - the aliens are already here but we're not supposed to know. 👽

I've Got Your Replacement...

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  Hanging right here. So, racist republicans are pedaling some bullshit known as "replacement theory." Republicans in media, politics, and especially in America's very own Congress. Think Tucker Carlson, Teddy 'boy' Cruz, Kevin 'knee pads' McCarthy, and the lunatic bitch from Georgia. I do believe she goes by the name of "Batshit Crazy Lady Margie." Replacement theory is basically a paranoid and psychotic notion that people of color are "replacing" all the white people in America and eventually the entire world. It is wildly curious that these dumb fucks can't figure out that white people just about anywhere are ALREADY a numerical minority. The asshole that shot up the neighborhood market in Buffalo, New York is an avowed disciple of Tucker Carlson and a dyed in the wool racist prick. The kid is damn stupid and already diagnosed as straight up insane. Goddamn freaks seem to be crawling out of the woodwork. So as a general public se...