Friday, September 22, 2023

Sorry Indiana...You're Toast

 There's an asteroid on track to squish Indiana, the state of, or maybe Texas, the state of, and there ain't about squat can be done about that. All this is courtesy of our forward thinking space officialdom loving known as NASA. The asteroid is Bennu 2135/2182. So Indiana and/or Texas had better get all your affairs in order and then...kiss you saggy asses goodbye. The asteroid impact will screw up life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness for people all around our Planet Earth. Ain't not a dang thing can be done about the inevitable. Not a dang thing! There is a smidgen of good news in this egglet of doom and gloom. Asteroid Bennu 2135/2182 isn't actually scheduled to impact Planet Earth until September 24, 2162. A mere 159 years into our shared future. Thank you NASA for the heads up. Happy Friday everyone and now we'll segue over to the Friday machine art portion of today's program. Thank you for stopping by. TTFN.

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you can bet that people living in Indiana or Texas will commence to freaking out about an asteroid impact. conspiracy theorists will rake in bags of cash ministering to the woefully ignorant. kind of like how trump continues to be a thing. 😏

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