Visions Of Burnt Toast

 Did you know that new mothers can see faces? New mothers can see faces in just about whatever. Yessiree. Scientists are studying the phenomena and just to prove their point, here's an actual picture of burnt toast that displays the face of Jebus -

Wow...is that about miraculous or what. I'm gonna go with what. Evidently new mothers have elevated levels of oxytocin in their blood streams and that seems to prove the point. That new mothers can see faces in burnt toast, cheese graters, spots on a wall, writing on a restroom wall, moldy cottage cheese, and dirty stank-nasty diapers. Researchers in Australia are conducting this on going study to see what else new mothers are capable of. Sensing wise. Anyway, if'n you've a desire to see faces in just about anywhere, well, load up on oxytocin and you'll have visions of faces and crap like that there appearing everywhere. The Australian researchers did NOT indicate where you might be able to purchase sufficient doses of oxytocin so as to be able to vision quest. Doesn't that just figure. I suppose one could go all vampire on a new mother for elevated levels of oxytocin. Or maybe not. Now we'll segue over to Friday machine art without the need for oxytocin or vampirism. I'm thinking you might get your ass in a world of trouble IF you try going vampire on any new mother. Yikes...

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I've been around several new mothers in my lengthy sojourn around Planet Earth and I can reassure any reader than new mothers CAN see faces in burnt toast and an incessant need to condemn the male of our species for have an unthinking desire to dip his stick. reader should substitute the term 'penis' for "stick." 😏