Tuesday, September 3, 2024

The Haunting Of Starliner

The haunting of Starliner and the return of 'Space Ghost.' It's true my friends, there are space ghosts for real and those ghosts are haunting the ill conceived and poorly engineered Boeing 'Starliner' space capsule that took two NASA astronauts to space and the ISS (International Space Station), and upon preparations for return to Earth it was decided by NASA that might not be such a good idea and so ... take a breath right about here ... two of NASA's brightest and the "right stuff" astronauts are now stranded on the ISS. With no way home. Dang if'n that ain't about a bitch. No way home from space. Well, don't it suck to be those guys. Whoops, and a gal. Sorry for the run on sentence. Ms. Felderbork from 10th grade grammar class would pitch a 'you're sorely mistaken' fit. About the run on sentence and not about stranded astronauts. So and according to astronaut Butch Wilmore, the Boeing 'Starliner' space capsule is making "strange noises" and astro Butch raised the issue with NASA at Houston Mission Control. Astro Butch is so machismo. The other NASA astronaut is named Suni Williams. Yes Suni is a woman and women have an equal place in space and back in the early days of NASA, well, there was no way a "woman" could or would EVER be in space. Such Neanderthal thinking from NASA and that may in fact be at the core of 'Starliner' issues on top of Boeing's piss poor engineering and manufacture of the space capsule. A King Midas' ransom has already been spent on 'Starliner' by NASA and of course the American taxpayer, and the best outcome here is ... Butch and Suni will have to wait out their return until February 2025 and so the haunted and failing miserably Boeing 'Starliner' space capsule will be jettisoned on or about Friday of this week and our world will get to watch the entire returning episode burn itself to a crisp in the de-orbiting phase. That's what NASA and the space kids call a return from orbit ... the "de-orbiting phase." So and anyway, this entire fiasco has been recorded for posterity and neither Butch, Suni, Houston Mission Control, some guy in Canada that's been recording the communications from the ISS to Houston Mission Control, have any answers. However, NASA and Houston Mission Control are working on the "issue." It's all rather funny in a twisted space haunting sort of commentary. Stranded In Space ... sounds like a new Star Trek Movie in the offing. Calling Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto ... your new movie is calling ... Now for Tuesday machined artware which is up about right now.

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fyi ... 'spqr' stands for "Senatus Populusque Romanus" and that's Latin for 'Senate and People of Rome" ... literary accuracy is what we're all about no doubt. you know cause back up the imagery Maginot there's a title that reads 'spqr' so an explanation is for clarity ... obviously. 😐





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