Tuesday, September 10, 2024

The Key To Invisibility

 The secret is out of the bag now ... Doritos can help you turn invisible. Of course you have to break the Doritos down to key ingredients. So and according to FauxNews, the dye used in coloring Doritos yellowish orange when applied to lab mice turns the mice translucent. Almost but not quite invisible, but dang close if you're wanting to know what the insides of lab mice look like without having to take the lab mice apart first. There are "certain national security secrets" that need to be fleshed out and most certainly will be now that the truth is no longer out there. Supposition infers that rubbing the Doritos yellowish orange dye on your skin, besides the obvious discomfort, will "allegedly" also make your skin translucent. I'm not certain if you can purchase just the yellowish orange dye used in the Doritos for some DIY home experimentation but, I suppose it can't hurt to try. Use of the Doritos yellowish orange dye will most certainly turn your outside into a reasonable facsimile of a Doritos. However, I'm not certain if that might leave you tasting like a Doritos. Okay so we're off and running now so ... now it's time to roll out the Tuesday machined artware and show it off.

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there will now be a run on yellowish orange Doritos all across America as the youtube collective proceed to try and turn themselves translucent. I'm here to wish them all ... good luck with that. 😎

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