According to the 'International Journal of Modern Physics', our universe is filled with tiny black holes that comprise much of what is considered 'dark matter' AND those tiny black holes will rain down from the skies and suck you up thereby giving credence to those rascally evangenitals and their 'rapture' bullshit. According to a Vanderbilt University physicist, name withheld due to the tricky nature of his revelation and the tendency of those evangenitals to go batshit crazy at the slightest mention of ... well you know ... that rapture bullshit. So and anyway, the physicist guy insists that shortly after the "big bang" (proof of which is still waiting for ... proof) the universe was filled with all manner of exotic dealies, thingies, weird shit-to-dingies, and of course those ever so elusive tiny black holes. You see when those tiny black holes commence to free falling from the heavens, should one target and hit your angst ridden ass, well, that...
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