Today then tomorrow then...PIG OUT! Yes America you've almost made it to THE day. There'll be football and beer. Hors D'oeuvres and beer. Family and beer. Then and only then will the carnage commence. Turkey! Turkey and smashed potatoes. Turkey and gravy. Turkey and stuffing. Turkey and rolls. Turkey and wine then beer. Pig pig pig then pumpkin pie and beer. Oh lordy the drooling is starting already. So the goal is to get through today then tomorrow then...then...EAT! Eat like there'll be no tomorrow. Of course for some Americans there won't be a tomorrow. Heart attacks, strokes, family squabbles with guns, beer induced gun violence, football induced gun violence, taking a nappies then gun violence, and won't Thanksgiving be just an extra special treat. Or not. For all those homeless Americans there's always the soup kitchens. Thanksgiving meals delivered to a homeless favored city park somewhere. Yes, Americans all across this overly indulged and pampered home world can eat until the tryptophan coma sets in. Or on. Or whatever. Count down on. Now for some appetizing machine art.
discarded auto -
a trick of the lighting -
americans might want to do a little fasting for now so's there'll be ample stomach space for eats. oink oink...🐷
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