Midsomer Murder @ The Grand Canyon

 Yes my friends it is true. There's some weird shit occurring at America's grandest national park and that would be the Grand Canyon. The month of August 2024 has produced a dang bumper crop of dead people and there's no real valid answer to the question posed ... what's up at the Grand Canyon? The National Park Service has yet to provide an answer and so ... the stiffs are piling up and with the loss of water to the Grand Canyon, well, the lingering stench of decaying human flesh is growing annoyingly stinky. Seems that along with visitors to the Canyon being found dead, the potable water that comes to the Park in a pipeline is non compos mentis. There's no water for air conditioning and the dead body refrigerator that relies on water for cooling is kaput. You see, the National Park Service that runs the Grand Canyon can't use any water from the Colorado River that runs through the Park. No they can not. All water from the Colorado River is already committed elsewhere and Park Service can't use any of that water so ... Park Service has to pipe their water into the Park so the motels that are allowed to operate in the Park have to send all the overnight guests packing to elsewhere. Get out and this means you! Anyway, besides the water crisis plaguing the Park, there's all these visitors being found dead and people have begun to ask questions and in a usual governmental bureaucratic banality, Park Service has no answers to questions and Park Service feels no immediate need to be forthright. Bummer no doubt. So if anyone is making plans to visit the Grand Canyon, you'll not be able to overnight there and that is for everyone's safety so hopefully, with visitors showing up dead, well, it's advised that there's some weird shit going on and stay away ... please. Now for Saturday machined art and the last Saturday in August 2024. It's Labor Day weekend kids so get on out there and enjoy. Just not at the Grand Canyon. Insert image here ...

Grand Canyon (thank you to Yelverton) -

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when someone croaks at the Grand Canyon National Park, it isn't like you can call up 911 and ask for the paramedics. it takes a while to recover a stiff so, if at all possible cack somewhere else. 😎