Get A Bigger Hammer

 The whiz-kids at NASA still can't get the asteroid sample container open. The "container" all the way back from asteroid Bennu (I got it right on the my first shot), is giving the NASA folks fits. Fits of "why won't this goddamned thing open!" You'd think that the NASA people would have engineered the 'sample container' for easy opening upon return to Earth. But no and that is sort of stereotypical for NASA. I offered my advice when the "issue" first reared its ugly if not puzzling head back when the aberration was first announced. You see this is high-end engineering and therefore a high-end adjective is necessary rather than sounding unprofessional and admitting upfront that the whiz-kids fucked up. Anyway and being a lifelong fan of NASA, I once again offered them my advice ... GET A BIGGER HAMMER! Judas Priest guys, this is not that hard. All the way out to asteroid Bennu and back and all those high-end very high priced asteroid bits are sitting there without ability to gain an access. That's kinda silly there guys/gals. So how much more is NASA going to need to re-invent the hammer? There has got to be an Ace Hardware close to where the kids are trying, to no avail, to get inside their "asteroid container." Ace has a dandy selection of hammers and some of those hammers are even electric and come equipped with one of those spiffy lithium ion batteries that can be recharged so you'll only have to purchase the first one. Now for Saturday machine art and all I needed was some really keen artificial intelligent software. I do however own several really nice hammers and NASA can borrow one if necessary.

ghosts -

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miasmia -

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it only cost NASA $1.16 billion dollars and that is American taxpayer money, to get out to asteroid Bennu and then back with the asteroid bits and pieces. NASA can't get the danged asteroid bits out of the thingy sent out there and back and so NASA will redesign a "tool" to do the job. NASA would not comment on how much more it might cost to get the dang shit out the space jar. by the way, the billionaire boys club (think Musk, Gates, Bezos) will NOT foot the costs to purchase a gosh darned space hammer. damn does that suck or what. 😐