Beyond News Of The Weird

 Dateline Czech Republic and specifically Brno the second largest city of the Czech Republic...

Evidently it just so happens to be the bicentennial of the birth of Gregor Mendel, considered to be the "father of modern genetics." Alrighty then. So the Czech intelligentsia decided to hold a modest celebration of Mendel and his two hundredth birthday. The very best idea the Czech intelligentsia could come up with was to excavate Mendel's remains and test his corpse's DNA. What the f...?!? Dig up a long dead scientist and test his remains for DNA and that's how Czech intelligentsia celebrated Mendel's 1822 birth. ??? Seems more than a mite morbid. Czech intelligentsia discovered that Gregor Mendel had an incredibly large brain. Well...no doubt. The guy was way ahead of the old scientific curve and did experiments that defied explanation for his living times. Hell, it took the rest of humanity two hundred years to catch up with the stuff Mendel was doing a way back when. The Czech guys with their morbid fascinations insist that Mendel would be perfectly comfortable with being dug up and studied. Seeing as how Mendel isn't around to give permission to be violated one way or another, the silly ass insistences of Czech scientists are for the most part moot. So in the first quarter of the twenty first century, absolutely nothing is sacred. Or sacrosanct. Now for the very last installment of machine art for our year 2022.

dreams of exhumation -

planetary -

cemetery New Orleans -

revolutionary -

season for a witch -

did you know that in New Orleans you can exhume vampires? however and but first, you have to get a court order. 😏

Metro Richmond Pygmy

 Just about the best news to come down the old news feeder pipeline of late is the news that a "pygmy" has been brought into our sorely troubled world. Yes indeedy. A quite rare pygmy hippopotamus is born unto us and pygmy hippo mom is absolutely thrilled. We should assume that is the case. You know, happy hippo mom? Anyway at the "Metro Richmond Zoo" the staff is simply ecstatic with joy and a baby 'pygmy hippo'. The baby is about a cute little bundle of pygmy hippo fun AND cute. I'm inserting a photo of the new pygmy hippo right about now -

Ain't the baby pygmy hippo about cute as a bugs butt? Well...dang! Possibly cuter than a bugs butt. Bugs butts are an oldy western phraseology. Whether that phraseology catches on is a matter of debate. The news of a pygmy hippo birth has taken Richmond, Virginia by storm and good on them. And all of us. We do need a bit of lighter side news these days. So and on a dang happy note, I'll segue over to the Friday installment of machine art.

window no opportunity -

rings of the planetary kind -

bad robot sort of -

mercury -

rocky -

so what we have here is a momentary lapse of the horrific. with 'momentary' being the adjective of focus. wow...is that grammatical or what. 😏

Adieu Vache Stupide

 Once upon a time in America, the MacNeil/Lehrer Newshour was the go to program for accurate news and world reporting that reported actual unbiased news. News that was relevant, germane, and easy to watch. Time passed and Robert MacNeil retired from the news desk with Jim Lehrer pulling the load and then Mr. Lehrer was joined by Gwen Ifill who manned the news reporting like a world champion. Which Ms. Ifill was in actual fact. Then as more time passed, Mr. Lehrer was seen less and less and then Mr. Lehrer retired and the MacNeil/Lehrer Newhour became the PBS Newshour with Ms. Gwen Ifill and Judy Woodruff at the desk. Then a much popular journalist Ray Suarez became MIA as did Hari Sreenavasan. There were any number of excellent journalists working the Newshour over the years. Probably the very best journalist was Gwen Ifill. Ms. Ifill was at the top of her game for years and remained so up until she passed away. Bummer. Anyway and some statements made by me are not necessarily verified for accuracy. I'm not a journalist and have never cared to be. I am however, a world class wise ass and I'm damn proud of that. Anyway once more, Friday night will be Woodruff's LAST (hurrah!!!) night behind the news desk. I've NEVER cared for Woodruff. The woman simply bugs the bejeepers out of me and that is as is said...that. Bye bye Woodruff and don't let that PBS Newshour door hit you on the ass on your way out to the old retirement home in Sun City, Arizona. Woodruff has a spiffy new retirement villa awaiting her retirement. (I do not know that for an actual fact. I'm making shit up as I keyboard along ☺) So the Newshour watching public will have exactly two more days to watch Woodruff butcher the news and then a new team will take over at the start of 2023. Now for some machine artistry that is par excellence. That's a French word for wow is that wow or what.

vanishing point -

Arrakis -

space/time collapse -

Mr. Blah -

did you know that melanoma trump likes to jiggy miniature ponies? well she might. who knows besides old 'I'm a traitor' trump and possibly invoka who thinks that melanoma sort of just sucks. that part is true. I think. awww...who cares... 😁

There Will Be No More

Wednesday December 28, 2022. There will be no more Wednesdays in our year of 2022 so, this is the last Hump Day folks will have to endure. For this almost over year. Apart from Czar Vlad the Inhuman's war on Ukraine, it has been fairly quiet. Close but that's about all we all we could hope for in an election year. Won't be so quiet come 2024 as two years hence, we'll have us a presidential election year. Gosh...can't wait for that. The presidential election crap has already begun working itself into a frothing frenzy and this next one will be one for the books. That is if anyone is keeping tabs on all things presidential election with peripheral bullshit. I'll withhold most of my personal cynicism until two years hence. Now and for our very last Hump Day 2022, machine art in all its well earned glory.  

tubes -

Tardis no doctor -

crossing -

rice paddy -

the old Mojave is getting rain on this here fine day. bless the rains. rain with no snow and that is just about picture perfect. oh yeah...😃

Four Yes Count Them Four

 Four days and counting down. That's all the days left in our year 2022. Dang if'n time don't just fly by when we're having fun. We are having some fun...right? Maybe? Well not to despair my children, our year of 2023 is almost upon us and bold new adventures await. More blizzard snow and isn't that just the greatest of fun. Well not if you happen to lack a blizzard strength snow blower. Just ask the good people in Buffalo, New York. How goes it our good friends in Buffalo? Maybe y'all might wanna change your city's name to 'Snowfalo'. Or not. Anyway, only four more to go. Now for our snowless Mojave Tuesday machine art.

forest without snow -

Big Ben Tickety Tockety -

climate capers -

cannery but no fish -

there might have been some fish left however, the fishes got fished right out of existence. wow, is that about existential or...what... 😟

Texas Governor Greg Abbott

 America can now and officially refer to Texas Governor Greg Abbott as the twenty first century Grinch incarnate for Christmas. I use the religious formatting of the Christmas as a poke at our wheel-chaired feckless wonder of a Texas governor, Greg 'pack them dang migrants on buses and sends 'em up north a ways to America's Vice Presidential residence in Babylon-On-The-Potomac' Abbott. Long winded I concede. However, Abbott's gutless stunt with buses loaded with migrants delivered to the Veep's residence is all the more cruel and cowardly as it was freezing fucking cold in B-O-T-P and that was on Christmas Eve and the migrants were hardly prepared for stepping out into a "bomb cyclone" that bore an eerie resemblance to the freaking dang Arctic. Cold and as cold as Abbott's so-called "christian heart." I use some hyperbole there as we all know that along with lacking a leg to stand on, Abbott doesn't have a heart. Not a human heart. Abbott seems to think that he's making some manner of political statement by being an asshole. Well I could suppose that Abbott has done a damn fine job of showing our world at large and Texas in particular that he is no more than a petty human and a failure as a "christian" and a complete asshat as governor of Texas. But this is Texas being referenced here and Abbott is not much better (worse?) than most Texans and so it goes. Now for Monday machine art and Greg Abbott can piss off. What a cunt. 

chalk art -

boneface -

Marie de Chelle -

lunar landing -

Arizona's looney loser of a gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake lost her lawsuit to try and get Arizona's November election for the office of governor declared illegitimate. her lawsuit was dismissed summarily by an Arizona Superior Court Judge. on Friday last. maybe republican'ts have lost all touch with the appearance of reality. OR possibly, they've always been batshit insane and it took the appearance of trump to finally break everyone's misconceptions. 😉

December 25, 2022

 One week left in 2022. With any luck at all, this last week of the year will pass by with not so much annoying crap-o-la to muck up the big 2022 finish. Oh yes...merry Xmas to all and to all...good luck. Xmas machine art is up right about now.

Gordian knot -

daily grind -

grinder -

pecosa -

druid dance party -

won't be too much longer and I'm having an anniversary. dang important anniversary too. I'll fill in the details on the anniversary I'm prattling on about. in the not so distant future. 😐

The Day Before

 It's the day before Xmas and throughout the land, football is blaring and throngs fill the stands. Papa is frantic his shopping not done, while Mama is cooking and sipping the Xmas wine. The children are outside where there's snow and more snow and more snow's on the way. So let the Xmas stress pass and the worry about bills as next month reality will...slap you square in the face. Now for some Xmas Eve on Saturday machine art.

roses -

pictorial -

litehaus -

grandeur -

so they say this is Christmas, and I hope you have fun, the near and the dear one, the old and the young, thank you Mr. Lennon. you are sorely missed. 😑

Some Really Bad News

 The BBC announced yesterday that Santa Claus is dead and buried in Ireland. I read the article and came to the conclusion that the Irish are merely raining on the Xmas dreams of children everywhere. Good old St. Nick is, according to the BBC, dead and buried in an abandoned churchyard in Jerpoint Park which is 20 kilometers south of Kilkenny, Ireland and is now mostly abandoned. Except of course for a couple that farm the Jerpoint Park on 120 acres of Irish farmland. Dang, Santa is dead and buried in Ireland?!? I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this news and the BBC and the Irish that happen to live around Jerpoint Park are going to have to put up some accurate and for reals...FACTS! Prove it Jerpoint Park Irish people, prove it. Put up OR shut the fuck up. Dang if'n the release of this crap-o-la at this time of year isn't more than  gaddanged nasty and mean news. Mean spirited and utterly 'grinch-like'. What the hell is to be proven by telling all the little kiddies that Santa is dead and buried in Ireland. What, damn all your Irish eyes, is your point? Irish eyes are squinting mean this holiday season. I find this news to be even more devastating than the "bomb cyclone" freeze your damn ass off weather reports piling higher than a Wyoming snow drift. Santa...DEAD??? Are you freaking kidding me? Bastards and mean damn bastards at that. Now for some Friday machine art. Not to worry kids, Santa will make his annual visit regardless of anything the Irish and BBC try to do or say. Nothing is sacred and not anymore. 

crosstown traffic -

rock and roll -

possibility -

absentia -

so what the hell is the BBC and Ireland gonna do next...claim there's isn't an Easter Bunny?😠

A Taliban Ban Bummer

 Dateline Afghanistan...

The puritanical Taliban rag-heads have "forbidden" Afghan women, young and old, from attending "university." I was unaware that Afghanistan had a "university." Or higher education in any form or format. Afghans are not an especially highbrow bunch. Near as can be gleamed from an outsider looking in on Afghanistan, the male population is for the most part knuckle dragging barbarians that prefer their women and children ignorant and most of all, obedient. Males of the human species in Afghanistan hold sway over all aspects of Afghan life and are more than unwilling to yield not even an inch in the manner of compromise or displays of human decency. The religion of the Taliban seems to be draconian and rooted squarely back in the dark ages of human development. Brutality and violence are the Taliban stock in trade. It's perfectly acceptable to dismiss the Taliban and their religion as a foul and fetid thing unworthy of even the slightest accommodation from twenty first century humanity. Dang if'n these miserable fucks aren't simply killing each other and the Afghan women so's the men can get their asses to "paradise" and commence to mounting those "promised" 70 virgins. Talk about primitive religious beliefs. There seems to be something entirely wrong with Islam's extreme sects. However, that can be said about any dumbass religion be it Mooselim, Jewish, Catholic, and especially those ever so popular evangelical christians that seem to have a stranglehold on America's Supreme Court. We are in some damn shaky uncharted territory now goddamn it. I really don't care for the klanvangelicals and not in the least. I can say that as once upon a time, I studied for taking up the clergy and a ministry. I was mercifully 'saved' for any and all of that bullshit. Now for Thursday machine art. No Taliban ban will be found here.

Danube -

Antwerp -

mi amor -

it's a dream -

Colossus -

you'd think that with the 9/11/01 crap-o-la being wound down and the ridiculously illegal war of naked aggression on Afghanistan being "withdrawn from", well, it would seem that Afghanistan is right back to the same damn insane place the lunatics were in up short post 9/11. judas...here we go again. 😠

This Is It

 Yes my friends, today is the official 'winter solstice' and today will be the shortest day, allowing for sunlight, of year 2022. It is a given that the notion of our year being 2022 is mostly a common acquiescence. Other cultures have very different notions of what year it may in fact be. Whatever. Just about all cultures can agree that winter's solstice is on or about December 21, 2022. For this year anyway. Winter's solstice for 2022 will be at exactly 1:47 p.m. and that's in Pacific Standard Time. I happen to live in the Pacific Time Zone so...that's what I use for all time keeping issues. That and keeping track of solstices and equinoxes. After all, we have a vernal equinox, a summer solstice, an autumnal equinox, and our happening today winter solstice at the already given time. That's all I've got for this fine Wednesday. Oh yes and today would be hump day so, make of it what you will. Or not. Hardly matters. Now for that ever so popular machine art segment.

in the garden of flemish delights -

cosmic capers -

cemetery in Paris -

festive -

celebrate light. t'is the season for celebrating light so...light things up! 😉

Bastard!..Bastard!...Send Him To Guillotine!

 The 'officious' Jan. 6 House Investigative Committee has FINALLY sent articles for prosecution to the Justice Department. It's now up to America's Attorney General to do his due diligence and prosecute the treasonous scum name of trump. Trump and his miserable minions should be sent to trial in a timely manner. Prosecuted, verdict by jury being guilty on all seven counts, and then send the fuckers to Guantanamo Prison Camp and executed. Talk about high crimes and misdemeanors. Sooner America is rid of the scourge of trump...the better. In other news, mass shooting in Canada. Canada? Yup...Canada. Who knew. Elung Musk asked the tweeter people in a poll if he should step down as tweeter boss. Elung was given a resounding 'hell yes'! Bye bye Elung you sorry fucker. I don't care for the Elung Musk. What an ass. So and in a flurry finish of machine art, I say so long to Monday and welcome in a Tuesday. Xmas is this very upcoming Sunday. Better get your shopping done. I've already did all that. Wrapped and under the Xmas tree. There's really never been any "christ" in America's Xmas so I skip all that nonsense. Machine art -

cave art -

pipers of Aberdeen -

turning wheels of guitar strings -

Janis -

Dead Horse -

heart line -

sometimes the machine giveth...sometimes the machine doesn't...give. 😬