Monday Off The Grid

 Moore County North Carolina is off the grid. Or...knocked off the grid. The power grid to be quite specific. It seems that someone in Moore County North Carolina with entirely too much idle time on their hands shot the bejesus out of a Moore County substation and it was lights out all over Moore County North Carolina. Moore County is best known for tourism and golf. Well and to be specific once more, extra special spiffy golf courses. The kind of golf courses that the PGA likes to hold PGA tournaments at. That "other" pro golf league doesn't get invited to Moore County golf courses. Say...that could be an important clue for the sheriff of Moore County North Carolina. That "other" golf league is 'LVI'? Nope that ain't right...the "other" pro golfer league is 'LIV'. The 'LIV' and the 'PGA' are locked in a bitter feud over whose golfer association is the "ONLY" association that the smart and really snifty pro golfers associate with. So there could be some nefarious subterfuge at play here. Nefarious subterfuge domestic terrorists are lurking behind the pine trees and shooting the crap out of golf course dependent substations. Dang, don't you just hate it when that happens? I know...I might. Isn't that Nikki Haley trump ass kissing lady from North Carolina? Hold on while I give her a google...nope. The ass kissing Nikki Haley is South Carolina. Oh shoot, that hardly matters and not even a bit. Carolinas are classified as pretty dang creepy for all the non-redneck anti-inbred regular people. That is purely my opinion only. I have a lot of opinions. I rarely keep those opinions to myself. Now for Monday machine art and so far, the Mojave power grid is okey-dokey. To my relief. 

asean beauty -

big machine -

pterodac -

hookah smoking caterpillar -

very bad robot -

my wife, myself, and our ever faithful dog Em were out in the Arizona Strip the other day and I found some really nice pieces of petrified wood. Arizona just about anywhere in the state is good for finding pieces of petrified wood. just don't try picking more than 25 pounds of petrified wood. the petrified wood constabulary will whack you on the pee-pee with a big petrified night stick. 😝