The Royal Racists

 The Prince of Wales and the Mrs. Prince of Wales, Wills and what's her name, are in the America for a 'royal' visit. After King Chuck kicks the bucket, Wills will be "KING OF ENGLAND, SCOTLAND, AND WALES." La...dee...dah. Not much in the way of headlines for the "royal couple" and that seems a bit unusual. In normal times, a "royal visit" would get plastered all over media venues for just about each and every waking moment. But alas and not this time. Turns out the "royals" are mired in a "royal racist controversy" that is dogging the "royals" at every turn here and on the east side of the pond. Dang, don't you just hate it when that happens. I'm fairly certain that trump is hating the coverage he's receiving for his being an anti-Semitic and racist asshat. So, the now dead Queen Lizzie the Deuce had (has?) a royal and official 'lady-in-waiting' that there's never been much mentioned about. The woman in question is pretty dang old and a mite gruff in a manner of speaking. The woman has for years been given a royal pass for her being an uppity snob. No more. The lady-in-waiting made a serious royal gaff and insulted a woman of color at a swank and 'royal' soiree. Actually, the Lady-In-Waiting being an uppity, snobby, cranky, and bitchy old douche was heard and recorded labeling a royal guest of honor by insulting the woman's heritage. Turns out the woman insulted is a British citizen born and raised in the U.K. but no one bothered to inform the 'L-I-W' that acting the royal racist asshat is simply not acceptable in these our postmodern times. Pity that as the in waiting woman got the boot. As in out of her 'royal' job and sent packing to British parts unknown to anyone but those remaining in monarchy. The "royals" are quite literally a royal pain in the ass and pretentious as pretentious can ever be. So the bottom line is thus...don't be asking the Prince and his wifey the Princess of Wales about any racism in the royal family. Such an affront would be considered as improper and damn rude of anyone attempting to inject a wee dose of reality into the royal divorced from reality fish bowl. Oh yes and the stupid old cow that passes herself off these days as a flaming racist is out of her 'waiting' job. I may have made mention of that back up the paragraph a mite. Now for some Friday machine art and as for today there will be no royal racism practiced or tolerated whatsoever. For now anyway. ☺

Ruby -

nestling -

Spanish Castle Magic -

Navajo 2nd phase blanket -

sun worship -

I wonder if Wills Prince of Wales ever gets some downtime to jiggy the Mrs. Prince of Wales? I mean finding some royal privacy might get a wee dicey. 😎