We are already two days into June with antics and hijinks in the public arena showing no signs of letting up. Not by a long shot. One Naomi Osaka who is evidently, a shining professional tennis star pulled out of the "French Open." Ms. Osaka apparently didn't care for the French or their really crappy food. Evidently tennis is an event that enables our world to spin round and around. I find tennis mostly boring. Now if professional tennis allowed for full contact tennis, well, that would be an entirely different affair. Ms. Osaka is experiencing some manner of "mental stress" that makes it near impossible for the young lady to continue playing at the "French Open." Earth shattering news I know... If the "French Open" participants played with exploding tennis balls set to explode with a timer inside a tennis ball, that could make for some exciting matches. Of course in our post-modern non binary twenty first century world, exploding tennis balls might be considered rude. Anyway, the young Osaka girl (given that it's still okey-dokey to refer to Osaka as a 'girl') is out at the 'Open' and thus closes a really irrelevant chapter in "French Open" history. I wasn't aware that the French could even play tennis. Yeah take that you frog leg eating clowns! The French like to eat fish eggs too. A way back in the day, we used to use fish eggs as fish bait. Have you ever tried to scramble fish eggs? Yuck... let's move on now to the image manipulating segment of todays program.
cubism on a cube -
a fish egg eating gallery -
it's all good so, TTFN and let us all make nice with Naomi Osaka for she's a fragile young soul that can play tennis like a champ. one thing is certain, the French really pissed off young Osaka. the French are for the most part assholes anyway. :/
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