Damnable Devices

 Peace and blessings to all on this fine second Tuesday in June. Okay so, we've all seen the pleasant folk that are harnessed to their handheld devices. Walking around, jogging around, biking around, or simply standing absolutely still in the craziest of places. Heads bowed in reverential fashion as they worship their cell phones and/or whatever the hell they might be packing around and physically unable to break free from. I think that the marketeers of all those devices don't bother to inform people that as soon as they purchase the things, they become trapped in an inescapable slavery as the device fuses itself to the human hand and thereby devolving the human into a social cyborg that is now and forevermore a cyber-slave and e-zombie which almost but not quite resembles human form. And so, the FBI in cahoots with Interpol I believe invented an 'app' that advertised itself as some manner of high-end encryption thingy that was marketed to criminals. Ummm, cyber criminals I think. Anyway, criminals being not quite as smart as they tend to believe, bought up the FBI encryption app and thereby fell into one ingenious trap that required little law enforcement expenditure. The dummies literally gave themselves over to the 'app' and the long electronic arm of the policing agencies using the FBI masterminded 'app'. Talk about Sherlock Holmes meets the twenty first century. So the FBI and other global policing agencies led the criminal cyber-junkies down the e-path to incarceration and made a rather global dent into criminal world. Talk about e-genius. The point to be made here is, think about the device you might be packing around and all the 'apps' you've installed on the device and in addition, the government agencies that just might be following all that "encrypted" messaging you might be doing. You know like sexting and chasing after pretty panties with bad intent and insulting your boss and cursing the tax man. I found the report to be utterly hilarious. You see, I don't have a "device" and I've no intention of acquiring one. Ever. God damn, how stupid do you have to be too willingly have yourself enslaved to a machine?  Okay and so on that cheery note let us move on to today's chapter of CGI artistry at it's finest. Well, I think so anyway.

Flam N. Gogh -

mural or graffiti you be the judge -

I've seen people walk into light poles, walls, doors, and other people while fixated on their device. hilarious. :]