Sacrificial Sunday

 On this very solemn day when folks should probably be at church and not out at the golf course, Pope Vesuvias the Umpteenth is calling for all y'alls to skip taking a shower just for one day. That might help conserve a little water. Won't help the physical funk that will permeate the earth's ecoclimate but a little water saved can't be a bad thing. We've all got to do our part. Save the whales. Save the rainforests. Save all the coral reefs. Save green stamps. And of course, SAVE THE OLYMPICS! The 'olympics' is gonna happen sick people or not. The "games" will go on and simply to save olympic global face and don't worry about the athletes. They will just have to suck it up and pray for oxygen. Well and negative Covid tests. No one seems to be too concerned about the Japanese people and especially not Japanese government. The Japanese government spent about a zillion dollars preparing for the 2020 Summer Games and we all know how that turned out. The Japanese government needs to recoup a little of the mountain of yen they pissed away preparing for an olympics that never happened. Might not happen yet. I'm of the opinion that the "modern games" are a complete hypocrisy and waste of time AND all that money. Once upon a time the olympics were held for amateur athletes from around the world to compete one against another to see who was really the best. The "modern games" haven't been that for a long time. Now it's quasi-professional athletes competing nation against nation. Entirely too much global political bullshit and histrionics. IF our world intends to continue the olympic farce there will need to be an in one place olympic venue for all the competing sports both summer and winter. Just think, a brand new olympic caliber skateboard park. Yes, skateboarding is now an olympic event. So is rock climbing. Ridiculous. Oh yes and kayaking is an olympic "sport" as well. But wait, what about rollerball? What about choosing up sides and sniffing armpits? What about LGBTQRSTHEYX2Z+- bowling for big bucks gold silver and bronze? What about cat juggling? What about poaching? The trump scion could bring home the gold in that event. What about farts through a lit BIC? That might qualify as an olympic event. What about olympic beer guzzling for sororities? And of course the 100 meter midget toss. It really is time to let the olympics die a well deserved death. Just think about how much money could be saved and spent on issues and things that really matter? How about spending some of that olympic money on a rehabilitation camp for African jihadis that have nothing left to lose? Yeah, how about that? Okay and now it's time we move on from Sunday prattle and focus on the TRULY important issues of our day and that would be machine art, CGI hammer time, and stuff that I create. Yeah how about it...

bug then and now -

to thine own self think twice -

remember kids, stay hydrated. you really don't want to end up all desiccated and looking like an old raisin you just found under the couch seat cushion. that wouldn't be very olympic now would it... :]