Well it is pretty dang hot a way out here in the roasty Amerikan West. Why...it's hot enough to fry bacon on a sidewalk. I'm not certain I would eat that sidewalk fried bacon but it's hot. Big news there boy. So CNN is running an article on this very Friday that maintains one Tori Spelling sleeps with her children. Evidently that is a thing and that thing is called "co-sleeping." Tori Spelling is, evidently, somebody that was famous once. Well Spelling is going for famous twice and she's informing our 'need to know' world that she sleeps with her children. Oh right, 'co-sleeping'. Whatever. All in all, it sounds like a perfect set up for incest. However and all incest aside, why CNN would want to give Spelling's tale of probably cause incest any airtime or article space is beyond me. Slow news Friday I guess. Spelling is on the outs with her hubby and hubby is apparently sleeping on the couch. Spelling doesn't exactly say that but it would be a fair assumption to make in light of her 'co-sleeping' with the kids admission. 'Co-sleeping'? What...the...fuck??? Back in the day and in the early days of my own experience with children, we kept our first born young'un in a crib in our bedroom. That was sort of how it was down a way back then. The rest of my experience with children is a tale of reckless indulging my very personal if not insidious addictions. Haven't seen hide nor hair of any of my children in a very long time. I own that and I'm certainly not bragging nor would I be proud of my failures as a parent. Happy Fathers Day by the by. But one thing can be said, I never practiced any 'co-sleeping' with the children. It all sounds twisted if not sick and wrong. Spelling is going to write a book you see and Spelling will title the book 'How To Scar Your Children For Life And Make Money In The Process'. I'm sure it will be a big seller. Possibly a New York Times Best Seller. It could happen in these our days of criminally uncertain times. 'Co-sleeping'...what a fucking crock of failure. So just to enflame the fires of public ostracism, Angela Jolie does the same practice as Spelling and that should tell you just about all you need to know about 'co-sleeping' and fucked up kids. Mental scarring that will last long into adulthood. One more little nugget to be gleaned from Spelling's confessional, she and her kids also sleep with three dogs. Yeah like the dogs have any say in the matter. Spelling and Jolie for that matter, are on the outs with their husbands and so they get to screw up their children and our world is simply supposed to say..."ahhh, poor baby." Yeah poor baby the children and not Spelling or Jolie. IF Spelling and Jolie want to screw their lives up worse than their lives are screwed up already well fine. Leave the children out of their breakdowns, mentally of course, and move on with their lives. Get professional help of a psychiatric kind for certain. Not just for Spelling and Jolie oh hell no, get help for the children's sake. 'Co-sleeping', damn if that just about doesn't sound like bullshit. Pity party for one adult, four children, and three dogs not counting Jolie and however many kids that stupid cow might have. Oh yes and at the end of CNN's reporting on Spelling, Spelling informs CNN that her two oldest children have had to endure bullying. Given that most children are cruel as hell, Spelling's kids had to endure taunts like "your mommy is batshit insane!" Yes, children can be worlds of cruel. The children learn that from the parents. And now it is time we moved on to the machine art segment of today's program and now for the CGI.
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over at CNN old Wolf Blitzkrieg must not be pulling his weight so CNN had to resort to posting inane crap like the Spelling tale. :/
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