That's Not A Dog

 The "Westminster Dog Show" was televised on Fox over the weekend. That would be the Fox that's owned by Disney and not the fascist news bullshit Fox. Anyway and so, Fox did a fair job at Disneyizing the dog show and in the end of it, The Westminster 'judge' picked a pekingese named 'Wasabi' as "best in show." That is NOT a dog. The dang thing looks like a dust mop on steroids. Fur growing steroids. You really can't see much of the dog. The genetic mutant is covered in really REALLY long fur and you can't even see the dog's feets. Judas Priest, what the fuck was that goofy ass judge thinking? That is not a dog. The Westminster Dog Show had plenty of real dogs. Damn fine looking dogs at that. Plus the show had some dogs I'd never seen before and that was pretty cool. Bt a pekingese name of 'Wasabi'? Come on Westminster, get a grip. I don't care for yappy little ankle biting wanna-be dogs. Pekingese, chihuahuas, toy poodles, poodlettes, shih tsu (pronounced shit sue), oh yeah and pomeranian. Dang dogs ain't close to normal. Whatever normal might be for a dog. However, a pekingese name of Wasabi is not a gaddang dog! Criminy, if it ain't not about one thing it's about a pekingese name of Wasabi. Judas Priest... can't watch a dang thing anymore. Considering that Disney owns the Fox network that posted the Dog Show, well, what should I have expected? Exactly what was shown. Pathetic and dog breeders need to knock that genetic mixing bullshit off and right about now. Someone told me that these miniature dogs are "pocket pets." Say...WHAT? Pocket pets? I've heard of 'pocket rockets' and hands in your pockets, and what's that in your pocket, and are you happy to see me OR is that a mouse in your pocket, but a 'pocket pet'? Holy Mother of the Blessed Virginian named MaryLou. A pocket pet? Well, none for me thanks. What if the dang pocket pet decides to bit your thing off? Or takes a chunk out of your sack? Or decides to do it's business while camping out in a pocket? I'd bet the evil pocket pet designers hadn't thought about that. So here's the bottom line - leave the dang dogs alone and let them be the dogs that nature intended for dogs to be. Pocket pets...oh spit spit spit and one heartfelt Judas Priest! I'm going to move on to the machine art portion of today's tirade. I get to thinking about the dang Westminster Dog Show and I get fired up all over again. A freaking pekingese...criminy.

Morticia and Gomez -

says annie -

that's a play on a name...Cezanne > Says Annie? that's a play on the word...or not. whatever and at least there's not a dang pekingese. THAT'S NOT A DOG!