Lake Bullshit

 El Jefe trumpf is pitching another of his juvenile fits and issued an executive order calling for the renaming of Lake Ontario to Lake Amerika. Yes friends the king of insanely juvenile behavior is at it again and although trumpf feels as if he's done something earth shaking, his executive order is meaningless twaddle and so it goes. Trumpf has no authority to change the name of Lake Ontario and you'd think there might be someone in the White Trash House smart enough to point that out to donorrhea. As things turn out, there's no one in the trumpf regime willing or up to the task of, informing orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf that his gesture is meaningless and will mostly be ignored by cartographers, teachers, and anyone with half a brain so what the fuck ... Jesus if'n trumpf isn't about one god damn international embarrassment for the world to ponder over. Every second grade student in America should be proud to know they are worlds more smarter than Amerika's sitting president. Rejoice kids you're way ahead of the game. I'm firmly of the opinion that Canada should close off the St Lawrence Seaway to every American ship that might be in passing to ports anywhere along the Great Lakes. The St Lawrence Seaway is completely owned and operated by Canada and I think Canada should flex some muscle and do exactly as I've written. That's just me and Canada will do as Canada sees fit. Elbows up ... eh?!? Someone from the lame ass journalism venues should seek out Wayne Gretzky and ask him what he thinks about trumpf's petty ass bullshit with Canada. Gretzky is Canadian by the way. Damn el jefe is out to freaking lunch and there is little doubt about that. Now for some Friday machine art.

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I wonder if barren and his mom ivanka are planning any trips to Toronto this summer ... 😏

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