The New Limousine

 America's orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf has him a brammy new limousine and presidential catering cart. Yep. It's the all new up-armored catering presidential limo with self propelled shoulder launched Big Macs with incendiary special sauce and nuclear french fries. The idea for this curious new presidential toy came from none other than the Israelis and trumpf was so impressed with the new catering cart that he's ordering an entire fleet of these eat on the go 4 wheelers and dang if'n that ain't about living the high life on the taxpayers dime. Well maybe not dime per say but pricey no doubt. According to reports leaked to the New York Times, the official newspaper of record for the White Trash House, the up-armoring for the trumpf eatery on wheels is being done by the Caterpillar Corp and the Cat people are the ones that provide the Israelis with all those D-9 up-armored bulldozers the yids use on Palestinians and that one American lady the fuckers bulldozed some years back, Ms Rachel Corrie, who was in Rafah the southern Gaza Strip working to assist Palestinians getting their lives back after being terrorized by Israel. To find the cost of freedom, it's buried in the ground. Bulldozed in any number of cases and especially in Palestine. Anyway the trumpf's got a new toy that comes equipped with an entire Mickey D's menu and it's all right there and all donorrhea has to do is reach out and grab him some junk food. What an amazing chump. Now for Saturday machine art. 

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evidently the stink referred to back up the inserts a mite is the USS Gerald R Ford and reports coming in from around the Middle East and Mediterranean state the funk coming from off that aircraft carrier is so intense the carrier group can be smelled for miles prior to it's arrival anywhere. that is some dang nasty funk and the task force has been refused port calls on a number of requests to dock in port. along with all the sewer issues and the showers not working, the Ford is being referred to as "America's garbage scow" ... that's just cold no doubt ... 😏