Chicken Little Has Clocked In

 According to the hacks over at Science Daily, the earth, our earth's inner core has 'suddenly stopped spinning and changed direction'. Every one needs to grab a hold of something stationary and hold on tight. Should the inner core of our earth actually stop spinning, well, our earth would be in a bad way and everyone and everything on our earth's surface would "suddenly" take flight from off the surface of our earth and be welcomed by the space we all take for granted as simply being there for all us earthlings to ponder over. First off should the earth cease it's spin suddenly, gravity would collapse, our atmosphere would vanish like so much thin air, anything not nailed firmly to our earth will fling it's way into space and, that's to include EVERYTHING! No more worrying about wars or food or being homeless or none of that as and you see, nothing would matter. Not one thing would matter and should you be holding on to whatever, the whatever you're holding on to would 'suddenly' not mean very much as your hand hold would be flinging off into space with you holding on. Besides not being able to breath, lack of life sustaining atmosphere, you would lose all control of your bodily functions and not even the roller headed lady would have much to say about your losing your bodily functions on her front lawn as her front lawn would be half way to orbit by the time you realize this is some serious shit and oh woe is ... everyone. Should the earth's inner core be changing direction, that is perfectly normal and real science types know all about the core's changing direction. It's part and parcel to a 70 year cycle that our earth's core goes through just like clockwork. The core slows down RELATIVE to the orbital spin of our earth's mantel which is what our earth's crust is laid on and so think of our earth as like one of those peanut M&M's with the peanut as our earth's core then the chocolate filling acts like our earth's mantel then the smooth candy coating is the crust where all life on earth takes place. However the peanut center with the chocolate mantel will not now or ever taking to spinning or changing a spin or none of that. So the hacks over at Science Daily are sucking wind and merely trying hard to wind people up over a quite natural orbital earth rotational cycle and ain't not shit gonna hardly even get noticed by all of our earth's surface crawlers. So crawl on my homies and live long enough to see another sunset then sunrise and fuck the gang at Science Daily. Now for Saturday machine art.

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it seems to me that we've all got plenty of shit to worry about on any given day and much of that worry is due to the orange adolf pedofuhrer donorrhea trumpf running wildly about our American ship of state so we really don't need Science Daily making up bullshit simply to wind people up. assholes! ... 😐