An excerpt from Scientific American Magazine - An article titled, 'Humans Are Doomed To Go Extinct' by Henry Gee and dated November 30, 2021 - -
"I suspect that the human population is set not just for shrinkage but collapse - and soon. To paraphrase Tom Lehrer, if we are going to write about human extinction, we'd better start writing now."
So, humanity will either go extinct or fade to black and vanish. However and before any of that happens, humans will indulge in your basic cannibalism simply for kicks and/or something to eat.
Dateline... Clark Fork, Idaho (that's in the Idaho panhandle way up north) ...
The Bonner County Sheriff's Office began investigating one James David Russell, age 39, on September 10, 2021 after finding the body of David Flaget, age 70, in a rural area near Clark Fork. Russell is charged with felony first degree murder AND felony cannibalism in an amended criminal complaint filed Wednesday September 13, 2021. The big breaking news hit the national news Monday December 20, 2021. I could not tell you why the wait. Anyway...
Witnesses reported seeing the body of the old guy, who happened to be the caretaker of the Russell family property, in a truck and suspected Russell had killed Flaget. (t'was the sheriff that did the suspecting.) Sheriff deputies obtained a search warrant for the Russell property and found the Russell suspect wearing gloves and running into a building where a brief standoff ended with deputies taking Russell into custody. Deputies then went to Flaget's truck and found the old guy's body awkwardly positioned in the passenger seat. The Flaget guy's wrists were bound with duct tape and a section of his thigh and "other body parts" were cut off and missing. Apparently the old guys parts were removed after he was cacked by Russell. Sheriff report does not mention what "parts" were missing.
Following day, investigators searched the inside of the Russell home and found blood and tissue in a bowl inside a microwave. The discovered tissue was consistent with Flaget's missing flesh. The tissue indicated microwave heat had been applied for one or two minutes.
Witnesses reported that on the day of Flaget's killing, Russell had been acting strange. No doubt. Russell had been in a California 'hospital' receiving psychiatric help, stated in documents dated from May of this year? The date of any actual California 'hospital' psychiatric help is not reported. Anyway, the Russell dude had been munching on parts of Flaget and dang if that ain't about highly suspicious if not out right creepy as hell. The Russell guy is, in basic terms, straight up batshit insane and psychotically so.
credit goes to East Idaho News for many of the details to this weird shit story.
Bottom line would be...holy freaking long pork...humanity is in way over our collected heads. So if the Russell dude had made cheese out of the dead guy's head, would that be like Norwegian head cheese? Machine art is next up. With all body parts alive and well.
kogi -
turn -
did the Russell guy serve fava beans and a fine chianti with that long pork? we may never know. 😬
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