It Came To Pass On The Day Before...

 So it came to pass on the day before the day before the night before Xmas, the United States Army claims to have perfected a vaccine for all the Covid-19's and the numerous Covid variants that currently plague our shared humanity. Killing a boat load of folk too. So why, you may very well ask, would the United States Army perfect a vaccine to prevent the Covids from crippling if not killing a boat load of folk? Answer is really quite simple. The United States Army wants to insure that there are enough health young bodies kicking around on the old home ground to fight the next war. Oh yes, the next war is a coming and you'd better believe that. Believing in Santa Claus is one thing, believing in the next war is simply being better prepared for the inevitable. The United States Army insists this new vaccine is good against all COVIDS & SARS variants. Wow is that about some good news or what. The article is posted on the Defense One webpage and dated December 21, 2021 with an update on December 22nd of this here year. So...with war looming just over the horizon with Russia and/or China, well, the United States Army can't be having a load of potential battle recruits laying around all sick and dying. Can't be a fielding an army if'n there ain't no bodies to actually fight and die. You see? So when push comes to shove, the anti-vaxxers will probably be the first to get inducted and go off to die and yes there will be 'induction' which is cutesy for the "draft." 18 year old American men still have to register for the draft. America hasn't held a draft for a long time BUT, and nevertheless, America is still to this very day registering all those able-bodied 18 year old guys that are simply too dang ignorant to realize what that registration means. In practical application of course. Bye bye 18 year old American guys, are you ever in for one dang spiffy surprise. Oh yeah. I still remember with some foggy fondness how thrilled I was to get my draft notice. Oh yeah...thrilled. So all you young guys, get ready for the surprise of a lifetime. If you youngsters haven't been paying too much attention to the news of late, I would suggest that you get yourselves up to speed on current events. You might be able to use your handheld devices to bring you relevant details about what may be coming and I'm NOT talking about Santa. Oh yes and you might could google up the Defense One webpage for very specific details about that all inclusive COVID & SARS vaccine. OR...you may want to bug out to Canada and that is IF Canada will allow a rather large swarm of draft evading young guys into Canada. But then there's always Sweden which was, back in the day, an option when Canada turned up a "you are not welcome here...eh." For nostalgias sake, google up County Joe and the Fish's 'I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag'. That was an anthem back in the good old days. The tune has become quite prescient for these troubled times. Okay and so with Xmas just about upon us all, it's now time for machine art. Just like that.

garabaldette -

agony -

agony is what any number of young guys will be feeling when the war shit hits the fan. SPLAT!!! 😁