Saturday, December 18, 2021

Deep Think

I like to think about stuff. Really really deep stuff. So...if you divide infinity by two, well, you end up with half an infinity. However half an infinity is not the same as a split infinitive. So there you go, really really deep stuff. Today marks the beginning of the end of 'shop-o-rama' for Xmas. Not counting today, there are only six, yes count them, six shopping days until Xmas. So get up off those couches and get out there and shop! Besides the NFL postponed Saturday's football games until some future date. Dang Covid-19 you see. In an almost unrelated note, the CDC announced in a late afternoon press release that the next Covid variant will be named the 'LGBTQRSUVWX no Y and Z variant'. You see the CDC is running out of letters to name all the Covid variants running amok in/on/and/around Planet Earth so pretty dang soon the CDC will start using proper names for the Covid variants. The CDC also announced late Friday afternoon that the next name to be used on the variants after they've run out of letters will be Philippine surnames. First name to be used by the CDC on Covid variants will be the "Duterte Variant." Dutente is famously known for killing suspected drug mobsters. That should not be associated with drug lobsters. In the grate State of Maine, you can still have lobster with drug lobster sauce. However you still can't have lobster with drug mobster sauce. Tip of the hat to Dr. Sheldon Cooper. He won a Nobel Prize for Physics. Along with his wife Dr. Amy Farrah Fowler. By the way, Ms. Amy is doing a great job as host of Jeopardy. Saturday's Machine Art is next. Not to be confused with 'Saturday's Voyeur'. You can google the Sat/Voy title. for further illumination. In keeping with our Saturday tradition, it's better to be fully illuminated than half illuminated. Better still would 'illuminated From Within'. Google it.

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did you know that Vlad the Putin warned off NATO about getting stupid over Ukraine? Yup the Putin did. He informed NATO that Europe runs the risk of "full scale conflict" IF the Euros try interfering with Russia after Russia invades the Ukraine. Back to the USSR y'alls. Yikes!!! 💥😟

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