Almost But Not Quite

 Today is almost the last shopping Friday before Xmas. Almost but not quite. There is still Xmas Eve and that's a Friday and stores and all other retailers will be open until 8:00 p.m. local time. So not counting today, there are exactly 7, yes count them, 7 more shopping days until the really big holiday everyone's a waiting for. Xmas! Oh yippee and gadzxooks. Yes the 'gadzxooks' word is spelled correctly. I used spell check. I use spell check periodically. Sometimes. Anyway we seem to be drifting off topic. The topic for today would be...shopping. Don't be one of those lazy ass Americans, get out there and shop. Shop until your credit card hurts. Don't worry about notifications, your bank will take care of any notices that indicate you may have exceeded your credit limit. Not to worry though, the bank will allow your overcharges but you'll have to pay a penalty for that. Banks and credit card companies never miss any chance to charge you for some bullshit or some other bullshit. And please don't forget that shopping for Xmas is what the holiday is all about. Just think, a way way way back in a day, Mary and Joseph wandered into a manger so's they could wrap their Baby Visa Card in swaddling clothes and wait for Herrod to butcher off all the other Baby Visa Cards so's there wouldn't be so much interference with the work at hand. XMAS!!! Got to love that Xmas holiday. Or not. Probably not so many of the Jewish persuasion care about Xmas. Well and maybe Mooselims. Oh right, and Hindus and Buddhists and Jehovah's Witnesses and Mormons and...gosh this could go on for a while. So rather than proving a tedious trending, we'll skip on over to today's machine art.

life in imaginary fish tank -

welcome to the bloomtown -

lights, cameras, actionable search warrants and leave us pity Alec Baldwin. Or not. 😁