It's The Kale

As a public health warning ... do NOT eat kale from anywhere in America that kale may have been grown. Especially if grown in North Carolina ... Vivian may have spiked the kale to get back at her ex-husband. Chances are more than even that any kale is packing cyclosporiasis as could lettuce and green onions. There are warnings about explosive diarrhea and you really REALLY don't want none of that. So give up those green leafy vegetables for the present anyway.

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I tried kale ... once ... I never tried kale again and now there's a dang good reason to leave kale where it lies in the produce section of your local grocery. 😐