Profaning The World Cup

 FIFA and that would be soccer. The World Cup dealy is NOT football. Not by any stretch. The FIFA World Cup hosted by Canada, Mexico, and the U.S. is a rigged game and the Cup will go to the American team (ancillary note the gee whiz American mens team lost to Belgium 4-1). Golly how'd that happen? Well kids I'll tell you ... the FIFA Cup head honcho guy is a smarmy suck ass and at present he's sucking trumpf's ass. Disgraceful as it is disgusting. One of the players for the U.S. mens team is a ringer from some damn where that eats, sleeps, plays, breaths soccer and is not now nor ever a U.S. citizen. So you may ask ... how the fuck is the ringer avoiding ICE Gestapo detention/deportation? Ringer has a special presidential dispensation that allows him to stay and play for America and as soon as the World Cup is hand delivered to trumpf in the White Trash House ... the sorry soccer freak will be tossed aside like yesterday's fish guts. So IF and that's a really big 'if' the U.S. doesn't win the World Cup, ringer dude will be sent to Guantanamo Bay the Cuban gulag where he'll never see the bright lights of freedom ever again. Trumpf will of course blame Presidents Obama and Biden, slap Melania square across her plasticine facelift, cut Barron off from trumpf family funding, and then while giving a derogatory speech about cheaters rarely winning, he'll stroke out and that all by itself will be cause for a global celebration and the Infantino fucknut will mysteriously disappear into the bowels of Uganda State Run Torture Complex and Prison never to be heard screaming for mercy ever again.I could imagine that America's hosting the World Cup will be the last time America hosts the World Cup and it will take global soccer decades to make up the ground swell of new fandom lost to trumpf's demanding the red card suspension lifted for the ringer guy. One bizarre farce if ever there was a farce to farce over. Now for Tuesday machine art.

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the amerikan soccer team will now sink to the bottom rung of pro sports followed in the U.S. ... NFL football will once again rule the homeland ... baseball will come in second which is karma for not sending Pete Rose to the Hall of Fame and basketball will die a solemn death with the absence of Lebron James ... such a pity ... 😏

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