Yes my friends there is a 'cat-apocalypso' happening right this very minute in Florida of all places. Nile monitor lizards have somehow and mysteriously appeared in Florida and the beefy dang lizards are eating Floridians out of home and cats. The Nile lizards are not some manner of tiny lizard, no they are not. The Nile monitor lizard can grow up to 5 feet and then some and weigh close to 15 pounds give or take an ounce or so. The monitor lizards are quite adept at climbing trees by the way. Just wait until the monitor lizards get a seasonal Florida freeze and start falling out of Florida's trees. The lizards have taken a liking to Florida so the crawlers are homesteading Florida and there ain't not a dang thing good old Ron DeSantis can do about it. The Nile lizards have acquired a taste for American house cats. Yup. Floridians are ever so put off by the Nile lizards eating their cats and the Floridians want something done about this invasion. One unnamed Floridian was heard to have said, "we get the damn Cubans, we get the Haitians, we get the Mexicans, we get retired Jews, and now we've got to put up with lizards? It's a damn outrage! We all thought the republicans were bad." Anyway, Nile monitor lizards have spread themselves far and wide throughout Florida and it sounds like basic karma is sprouting in Florida. If the Floridians can teach the Nile monitor lizards to eat pythons, well maybe they can find a way out of their dilemma. Now for some Wednesday machine art.
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the feet image posted back up there a space or some is a gank from the Little Feat website. Dang fine band and a dang fine graphic. 😏
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