The art world is shocked to it's knees. Artistically outraged. Unacceptable. How can such a thing happen? Well it turns out that a Dutch master painter, one Johannes Vermeer, did not actually paint the work 'Girl With A Flute' and the art world is stunned at the revelation. Evidently 'Girl With A Flute' has been praised and worshipped as the real Vermeer deal for a long time no doubt. So who actually painted 'Girl With A Flute"? Short answer as things turn out, is no one. Nope. No actual and in fact human painted 'Girl With A Flute' and that is killing art world enthusiasts. NO! NO! A thousand times No Way No Freaking Way and Hell No!!! The part in this silly and highly snooty affair that's killing the art world is that 'Girl With A Flute' is the work of an art software program. Yup, t'was machine art what computered out the now infamous work of art. Several art software developers and firms are now readying to file lawsuits and copyright infringement lawsuits that will eventually find their way to the Supreme Court to sort out all the mess and outrageous details. The art world is rocked to its oil paint roots. I find it all rather amusing. So speaking of amusing, here comes our Sunday machine art and every last Dutch Master that is now or has ever been... can SUCK IT!
Sauron -
Bedouin -
Rivendell -
every image pictured above was masterfully crafted by me using that ever so handy machine art software that we at the Skulzwerks Studios use almost each and every day. pretty dang well crafted if I do say so myself and I do. 😉
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