I'd be willing to bet that the reader did not know that there were alligators in Idaho. Yes the potato growing capitol of the Universe...Idaho. New Plymouth, Idaho to be geographically correct. New Plymouth, Idaho is near the Idaho border with Oregon. I was certainly surprised to find out that there are alligators in Idaho. Please to view the image I'm posting right about now...
Idaho alligator -
A New Plymouth farmer was out walking his dog when the guy noticed movement in the brush. Guy sauntered over to find out what the hell was moving in the brush and Idaho farmer guy got the surprise of a lifetime. A genuine and not yet killed, skinned, and tanned to work up a pair of new alligator boots. Alligators are illegal in Idaho. To have and/or possess an alligator. It is especially illegal to release an alligator ANYWHERE in Idaho and New Plymouth, Idaho is no exception. Can't be a having no dang alligator eating on sheep, cows, pigs, pheasants, ducks, and or whatever other fauna is to be found in Idaho anywhere by an alligator.
Ted Nugent of the 'he shit himself to avoid the draft way back in the day', offered his services to Idaho too saunter up Idaho ways and cack the aforementioned alligator. Idaho politely refused the Nugent offer of help. Wisely so I'm thinking. Nugent is a mite nuts. The Nuge is more than likely to go out on a binder and shoot up the entire town of New Plymouth, Idaho. The Nuge would of course video his exploits and then post those videos on the Outdoor and Guns channel. I did not know there was an Outdoor and Guns channel. Probably a real favorite with the star spangled klanner collective.
Anyway, Idaho Fish and Game came and picked up the amazing appearing alligator and is making arrangements for Wally to find himself a forever home in a zoo somewhere of undisclosed location. The Idaho alligator was named Wally as an honorific. There really are humanitarian people in Idaho. That was also news to me. Now for our usual Saturday machine art and no alligators were harmed in the postings.
caboose -
the art of being insignificant -
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alligators in Idaho...talk about a surprise surprise. go figure. 😐
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