Mississippi River?

 Diverting water from the Mississippi River to the drought parched and dusty American Southwest seemed a pretty good idea in theory. Now for the practical application of diverting any water from the Mississippi River or the entire Mississippi River Basin is, sadly, not to be. Not any time in future. You see, the Mississip Basin et al is run dry as dry can be. DROUGHT! The damnable drought is plaguing about 2/3's of all America and the Mississippi River flowing waters aren't. In actual fact, sea water from the Gulf of Mexico is now flowing UP the Mississippi and New Orleans is in some seriously deep salt water shit as the Orleaneans (Orleaners?) can't drink their water as what used to be potable is now sea water and not so good for potable usage. In fact after it was discovered that sharks were swimming the streets of Somedamnwhere, Florida...sharks have been reported swimming the bayous and bays of Deep South Louisiana. Signs have been posted along the River cautioning swimmers to beware of sharks, piranha, and man eating crawfish. Dang if'n that ain't about dangerous or what. However, there ain't about squat I can do about any of it so...oh well and tough nuggies for New Orleans and the Mississippi River. Heck, I'm thinking that Nevada might just take Gulf of Mexico water OR any dang water to be had from anywhere. Maybe Greenland wouldn't mind too much diverting water from off'n their melting glaciers... Now for the all important Friday machine art.

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maybe we could convince the U.S. Navy to anchor up some icebergs from Antarctica and then tow the anchored up iceberg to San Diego or maybe even Yuma, Arizona and then ship the anchored up and hogtied iceberg to Lake Mead OR Lake Powell. that might work...or not. 💫