Russia's Czar Vladmir Putin is threatening our world with nuclear weapons. Again. The fiesty little midget seems to actually be planning to use nukes on Ukraine. Oh shit if that won't just fuck up everyones day. Should Putin actually use nukes, of any kind, on Ukraine well that will uncork the nuclear genie from that heavy water glass jug and you will then be able cancel all plans for a future. Of course should nuclear weapons be used in/on Ukraine, our world will get to finally find out how many and which nations have nuclear capabilities. Nuclear capabilities means actual nuclear tipped missiles, tank shells, mortar shells, bullets, and whatever other nuclear nightmares might have been designed by the Dr. Strangeloves of our world. Of course you won't have to worry about any stock market crap or 401k's or pension funds or saving for old age or just about any old thing that might come to mind. Everyones plans will be changed forever. You won't have to worry about global warming anymore or climate change or finding fresh water for Lake Powell or Lake Mead and if you happen to be in debt to your neighborhood bookie, all gambling debts will be cancelled. As will your future plans, your children's future plans, their children's future plans and so on and so on ad infinitum for about the half life of weapons grade plutonium. I think the half life of weapons grade plutonium is about 10,000 years or possibly more than that. Okay and so...go out and enjoy some football but be sure to kiss your children with appreciation. That kind of small gesture will actually mean something but not for long. Sunday machine art is up right about now.
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it seems that LeBron James, the basketball guy that's gots more dang money than Elon Musk, is in the process of purchasing a 'professional pickle ball' team. pickle ball is a professional sport? really? I mean... really? 😶
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