The Big Bang...Not

 According to an article published on a webpage billed as 'Nautilus Magazine', the Big Bang didn't happen. Theoretically and/or otherwise. Here we go kids, brainiacs and physicists and astrophysicists and "others" that flounce their scientific beliefs as 'scientific gospel' are choosing sides and letting the theoretical spears fly with murderous intent. One gang of theoretical brainiacs insists that the James Webb Space Telescope proves their position on the big bang. A second gang of theoretical brainiacs insists that their position on the big bang is proven conclusively by the James Webb Space Telescope. AND a third gang of theoretical brainiacs insists that gang one is way off the mark and the second gang is merely grasping at space straws. There is a separate and ominous gang of intellectual genius types that find all other gangs of brainiacs are so fucked up entirely that anything they would posit as fact, is in actual fact, intellectually ass backwards AND instinctively just stupid. Theoretical knives are drawn and there's to be a showdown at high noon depending on where this bunch of "theoretical jackanapes" will be in geosynchronous time to be determined by an absolute neutral observer of scientific discoveries that has access to the Naval Observatory Master Clock and that would be atomic time high noon. So much ado about intellectual bullshit that is impossible to prove as scientific fact. Personally I think that we and by 'we' I mean all of humanity, were left here by space dolphins that just so happened to be swimming by our third rock from the sun and those space dolphins just so happened to have been ringside at the 'big bang' and were mildly amused at the fireworks and simply let the show chock one up as "nice try Homer and why not hit one for the Babe." And there you go. Now for some Monday machine art and there's no debate about it one way or another. 

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all scientific theories aside, I can imagine that any big bang theory or whatever, would have been so freaking loud that the bang could have blown the balls off'n a charging rhinoceros at five or six hundred thousand lightyears distance. 😎