Play that lotto. Yup. The Mega Millions Lotto jackpot stands at $1.26 billion dollars. Dang if'n that ain't about a mountain of money. As I'm banging this nonsense out on the old keyboard, (it's Friday late in the afternoon) the drawing hasn't taken place. Sometime later on I suppose. People with a rather glazed look in their eyes are lining up to purchase lotto tickets in bulk. The 'live, local, now' news readers are heading to points south and in Arizona to interview Vegans (that would be Las Vegas denizens and not those loopy veggie worshippers) that traversed to the Zona for lotto tickets. Well and some scratchers. You see with all the gambling that's perfectly legal in Nevada, Nevada doesn't allow any lotto stuff. Nope. Lotto tickets might take away from the gaming tables, keno, slots, and whatever else tourists like to throw their money away on. At? Oh yeah and there's a load of "sports betting." It would be really easier for the casinos to simply have some guy stand at the casino doors and take the peoples money as they enter the casino. People leave casinos with far less money than when they went in the casino. So lotteries are strictly forbidden. VERBOTEN!!! That's for all those cute and batshit insane neoNazis running baboon like around America's Halls of Congress. Think MTG and that's not a mind altering drug. MTG has had her mind altered but that's probably due to the really fucking insane religion she contends she's very much a part of. Yikes! Anyway should any one person in these here parts, OR anywhere in 'lotto America', win all those "mega millions" are the sorry fuckers in for a world of surprises. The very first of which will be those grand bureaucrats that work for the IRS and yes, the IRS keeps very close tabs on all those lottery jackpots and especially so when a jackpot creeps up on a billion dollars plus. Worries worries worries and all of a sudden you'd have more damn relatives crawling out of your woodwork with their hands outstretched asking for a "small loan" and you more than likely didn't even know you had ANY relatives whatsoever. So I tend to pass on the lottery crap. I do however buy me a scratcher every once in a while. I even won five bucks. Once. A long time ago. Now for that ever so favorite Saturday machine art. No scratchers or lotto tickets were involved in the writing of this screed. Just mockery. Nothing but the straight up mockery.
Mescalito -
maitre 'de -
Edgar -
I do hope the little old lady that lives down the road with her forty seven cats is the single ticket winner of the mega millions. she'll be able to provide for her cats and spend some quality time in Aruba. you go little old lady that lives with all those cats. 🙇
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