Sunday, July 31, 2022

Sunday Mass (mess?)

Pope Francis just spent a week in Canada apologizing to all of Canada's First Nation people. On account of the Catholic run schools for the unchristian Indian children in forced attendance were being murdered by priests and nuns. The priests and nuns were running those schools. Actually, the Indian Schools were killing the First Nation children all over the Western Hemisphere. At least from the time Columbus "discovered" Cuba, priests were "converting" all the nasty heathen or burning them at the stake for laughs. The Catholics were a real hoot don't you know. The U.S. and Canada after mostly slaughtering the First Nations, decided to "educate" their young'uns in "Indian schools" where the children either learned to act all regular 'white folksy' or they were murdered and buried on school grounds. First Nation children. Convenient no doubt. Anyway, the Pope was in Canada and dang near burned his Holiness smooth out. You see Pope Francis gots the messed up knees and is confined to a wheel chair. Bless him Father for his knees wore out. So and anyway one more time, the Pope declared on behalf of the Catholic Church a remorseful and contrite apology for all that really nasty murdering and that on account of his being tired and worn out and his knees won't, or don't, work anymore breathe here, he's a gonna retire. Step aside for some other sorry cardinal chump to pick up that Papal mantle and carry the 'church'. Pope Francis is quoted as saying, "O Domine genua mea interficient me. Puta me cedendum esse. Miserere heu miserere supplex." To catch Francis' drift here you'll need to google up the old translator and use the latin thingy. That Francis is a real Jesuit card. Yes he is. And thus endeth our Sunday liturgy. Get off those knees Franky my man and give them a rest. BenGay will work on those gone to shit knees. Really. Now for our wholly and unseemly machine art.

ghost and not any 'Holy Ghost' -


Moms Belushi -


let's do the time warp again -


walking not in Memphis -


it really sucks on those days when the old knees don't wanna do what they've always done. it really does suck. 😬

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