Bounce Force

 Ivana Trump died as reported on Thursday last and the New York Medical Examiner declared that the now dead Ms. Trump slipped and fell down the stairs in her New York apartment. A swank upper class affair with an upstairs and downstairs. Anyway and so declares the ME, Ms. Trump died of blunt force trauma associated with that slip and fall down the stairs. So it was bounce force trauma what killed the now deceased Ivana. In other bouncing news, the Secret Service is being subpoenaed by the House January 6th committee for "alleged" hiding evidence that the committee is seeking for their investigation. Evidently the Secret Service deleted text messages sent by the agents "guarding" our slimy golden swine of an ex-president that the agents had sent on the date in question. So Secret Service agents that attend to the security of America's presidents are under an investigative light and their deleting text messages smells of cover up. Stinks? Yeah probably smells rather stinky and the FBI might be getting a call to recover deleted text messages that are very much an official record of events and conversations on the day in question. Personally, I can't figure out what the fuck is taking so long to submit gathered evidence to the Department of Justice for a presidential prosecution. Well all you eager G-Men, what's taking so long?!? Now for some Sunday holy and devout machine art. Holy and devout? Oh dang, sometimes I just crack me up. :}

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bounce force trauma is now to become standard jargon for Medical Examiners everywhere. back in the day the guys picking over crime scenes and dead bodies were called 'coroners'. times have certainly changed. 🙅