Tuesday, July 26, 2022

A Strange Case

 A very strange case indeed. Senator Joey 'chins' Manchin AND Senator Lisa 'the bod' Murkowski have both come down with the Covid. Yes my friends the Covid seems to be striking denizens of Babylon-On-The-Potomac with remarkable regularity. The strange aspect to all this is that our intrepid senators caught the Covid at almost exactly the same time. Coincidence? I would venture and according to the gossip floating around America's Babylon, there is much hanky panky between senators on both sides of the senatorial aisles. Bipartisan jiggy! Now the gossip would indicate that both Manchin and Murkowski came down with senatorial chlamydia AT THE SAME TIME! Doesn't that just figure. Our sex starved(?) senators caught in the grips of one virus and seconded by the jiggy clammies. By the by here, chlamydia is bacterial and quite nasty to be contracted. Doing the nasty possess risks. Of course Manchin and Murkowski are denying the gossip and one can hardly blame them for that. It is an election year so sitting senators probably shouldn't be getting caught with pants down. Theoretically speaking of course. So the sun also rises in the east unless one happens to be in Japan. Japanese insist that the sun rises in Japan. Go figure. Now for some Tuesday machine artistry.

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on the upside for Manchin and Murkowski, at least they don't have to worry about obtaining an abortion. 😏

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