Not Russia's war on Ukraine. Everybody knows about that war criminal bullshit. The war being referred to here is...ready? WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES!!! Oh yes people, the war is on. The opening salvoes have taken place in Japan... Japan?!? Yup, Japan. It seems that somewhere around Yamaguchi Prefecture macaques, or snow monkeys, have taken to attacking the people. Little rascals are breaking into homes and shops and in general raising holy screaming hell. Japanese folk try beating the macaques into submission to no avail. Taking on a macaque in a one-on-one up close and personal self defense usually results in cuts, bruises, scraps, and open bleeding wounds. The monkeys strike and then take flight into mountainous monkey parts unknown. In one report from Japanese media, the macaques were said to have been instructed in the art of war by one chimpanzee name of Caesar. In a separate but highly coincidental report from British occupied Gibraltar, attacks on tourists have increased exponentially. British reporting on the incidents maintain that the Gibraltar monkeys keep screaming about a "Caesar" and British authorities simply are unsettled by talking monkeys and some "monkey" name of "Caesar." Dang...if that ain't about some weird shit. Now for some Camel Day machine art. No monkeys were involved in the making of todays art.
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today the attacks on people seem to be limited to just macaque monkeys. IF chimpanzees and gorillas get in on the action, well, all bets are off then. 😳
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